You thought this was dead, didn't you!? NOTHING CAN KILL THE SUCCESSOR OF ELF! WAHAHAHAHAha-*cough*
I'm sorry, I'll try to be serious from now on.
So after a long and hard few minutes of research, and then a few more minutes of playing the game, I've started over. Then I got to roughly where I was before. Then, I went farther. This is the result of that excursion. This is Vietnamese Crystal Part 5... The Lost Chapter.
But first, here's some stuff that happened before!
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[spoiler=Deleted Scenes]
He was going to be Ted-2. Spot the flaw in that plan.
Then I caught this. I'm not using it.
Not to say I didn't consider it, just that DELAN exists and she'd be quite upset if I used another bug.
Oh by the way, Delan is female now. Funny how things work out.
But enough of that.
I spoke to a bird.
The bird spoke back.
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LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY
LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY
Now, on to buisness. Part 5 continues!
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My first order of business? Revenge.
It was sweet.
Then I encountered a salesman
"That sounds good, my good man!" I said boisterously, "What is your asking price?"
Yeah, [bleep] that.
So I promptly got the hell out of there and went for the MONSTER CENTER, where I deposited DEKE before his latent evil destroyed my mind again.
But not before massively misunderstanding how to turn a computer on!
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The next area is a cave, and it wouldn't be spelunking without crazy people accosting me on the rode, right?
...
Actually, that's not how spelunking works at all.
I want a refund.
In English, this is Union Cave. Well played, translators, you may salvage this mess yet.
I take that back.
After much combat, TED decided that he had enough of this cute shit and decided to go through puberty.
He's going to become a badass dinosaur, isn't he? I can't wait!
On the other end of the cave was Research and Development town
I was feeling hungry, so I decided to get some corn. Corn is good, right?
It had a bug on it.
Then, I met this guy
Who told me the story of Team Rocket, three years ago.
By which I mean MISSILE BOMB
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...This translation is really inconsistent. Not in that some of the English is understandable and the rest of of the English is is untranslated Chinese, but that some of it is hilarious-incomprehensible and the other half is epic-incomprehensible.
But anyway, I had a MISSILE BOMB to defuse. It was time to do that.
But not before this happened and crushed my 11-year old innocence. THESE CRIMINALS WANT TO PLAY WITH ME OHGOD
I crushed them.
Their leader was not one to be intimidated by such things, and his threats escalated.
That was not the face of a man who threw such threats around lightly.
But then he ran away crying.
[spoiler=NEXT TIME... ON VIETNAMESE CRYSTAL]
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WE FINALLY LEARN THE NAME OF THIS MONSTER... COACH.
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Well, that took longer than expected. Hopefully worth the wait.
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