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A group of environmental activists has organized a picket to protest druidic activities in Lumbridge Swamp that they claim threatens local wildlife. "What many people don't realize is that wetlands are an important part of the ecosystem," said a spokesman. "This incursion disrupts the hunting grounds of the R.O.U.S. population and...
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Troacctid's RuneScape Blog
Kaqemeex: Hello everyone.
Chaeldar: Hi!
Fiara: Hello.
Death: Hi.
Juna: Hey.
Valluta: Good morning.
Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.
Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.
Juna: Of course. But the world should...
Chaeldar: Hi!
Fiara: Hello.
Death: Hi.
Juna: Hey.
Valluta: Good morning.
Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.
Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.
Juna: Of course. But the world should...
Ardougne, 24 Moevyng 170
The earth trembled today as the great god Guthix, one of the most powerful beings in the known universe, was roused from a centuries-long slumber. It quickly stopped trembling, as Guthix immediately went back to sleep.
According to witnesses, Guthix, responsible for singlehandedly ending the God Wars that nearly destroyed...
The earth trembled today as the great god Guthix, one of the most powerful beings in the known universe, was roused from a centuries-long slumber. It quickly stopped trembling, as Guthix immediately went back to sleep.
According to witnesses, Guthix, responsible for singlehandedly ending the God Wars that nearly destroyed...
Religious advocates call for the teaching of "alternatives" to Evolution of Combat
Combat, Comedy, Current Events and 1 more...
Varrock, 34 Novtumber 169
The widely-accepted Theory of Evolution of Combat has come under fire from fundamentalist Saradominists, who seek to introduce what they call an "alternative theory" to Gielinor's Combat Academies.
"There are a lot of things Evolution of Combat can't explain," said Geoffrey Quack, a...
The widely-accepted Theory of Evolution of Combat has come under fire from fundamentalist Saradominists, who seek to introduce what they call an "alternative theory" to Gielinor's Combat Academies.
"There are a lot of things Evolution of Combat can't explain," said Geoffrey Quack, a...
Varrock, 8 Septober 169
"Black and White", the daily cartoon starring two lovable penguins, has been pulled from the Varrock Herald's comics page.
The cartoon, drawn by an anonymous artist under the pseudonym "Flipper", had been the target of criticism from readers, who disliked its thick, political humor and had...
"Black and White", the daily cartoon starring two lovable penguins, has been pulled from the Varrock Herald's comics page.
The cartoon, drawn by an anonymous artist under the pseudonym "Flipper", had been the target of criticism from readers, who disliked its thick, political humor and had...
Hey buddy, got any spare runes?
Sir? Could you maybe spare a few runes?
I've fallen on some hard times lately. Lost my job. Lost my home. Can barely feed my family. Any runes you could give me would help, any at all.
Spare runes, miss?
How about you there, ma'am? I...
L'Heim
Have you ever wondered what a Heim Crab does all day? In this saga, you can experience firsthand what it's like to swim around in a small pool and avoid being caught, cooked, and eaten. Splash around enough and who knows, you just might become a real internet meme! Maybe. Someday. Probably not.
How to start L'Heim:
Find...
Have you ever wondered what a Heim Crab does all day? In this saga, you can experience firsthand what it's like to swim around in a small pool and avoid being caught, cooked, and eaten. Splash around enough and who knows, you just might become a real internet meme! Maybe. Someday. Probably not.
How to start L'Heim:
Find...
Daemonheim, 25 Bennath 169
Acme Toolkits, the company responsible for providing toolkits to Daemonheim's spelunkers, declared bankruptcy yesterday in the wake of a massive drop in sales.
Before its fall, Acme Toolkits was responsible for the manufacture of some of RuneScape's most beloved multitools, including the Rogue Kit, the Mobilizing...
Acme Toolkits, the company responsible for providing toolkits to Daemonheim's spelunkers, declared bankruptcy yesterday in the wake of a massive drop in sales.
Before its fall, Acme Toolkits was responsible for the manufacture of some of RuneScape's most beloved multitools, including the Rogue Kit, the Mobilizing...
Canifis, 9 Bennath 169
Morytania's tourism industry has been struggling for years. Today, Morytanian Secretary of Commerce Snüp Dagg unveiled a new scheme to attract vacationers: free pants.
"Always in our town of Canifis when we show our true form, the human visitors they tell us they must change their pants," said Dagg. "We are...
Morytania's tourism industry has been struggling for years. Today, Morytanian Secretary of Commerce Snüp Dagg unveiled a new scheme to attract vacationers: free pants.
"Always in our town of Canifis when we show our true form, the human visitors they tell us they must change their pants," said Dagg. "We are...
Settlement reached in Loyalty Programme religious discrimination suit
runescape, humor, news and 1 more...
Varrock, 34 Moevyng 169
Representatives on both sides of the ongoing legal procedures between the Gielinor Association for Religions Getting Legal Equality (a religious rights group) and Xuan (proprietor of the Loyalty Programme Shop in Varrock and Burthorpe) announced today that the parties have reached a settlement.
The lawsuit was originally...
Representatives on both sides of the ongoing legal procedures between the Gielinor Association for Religions Getting Legal Equality (a religious rights group) and Xuan (proprietor of the Loyalty Programme Shop in Varrock and Burthorpe) announced today that the parties have reached a settlement.
The lawsuit was originally...
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Troacctid began adventuring in Runescape in early 2007, and has since traveled all across Gielinor and accumulated healthy amounts of knowledge, wealth, and power. He enjoys undermining evil world-domination schemes, defending the innocent from oppression, wrestling sharks out of the water with his bare hands, and Magic: The Gathering. His friends call him "Pi".
The name "troacctid" is an acronym for "The Ratio of A Circle's Circumference To Its Diameter" which of course is Pi. Hence the nickname.
The name "troacctid" is an acronym for "The Ratio of A Circle's Circumference To Its Diameter" which of course is Pi. Hence the nickname.
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