Valluta: Good morning.
Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.
Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.
Juna: Of course. But the world should...
The earth trembled today as the great god Guthix, one of the most powerful beings in the known universe, was roused from a centuries-long slumber. It quickly stopped trembling, as Guthix immediately went back to sleep.
According to witnesses, Guthix, responsible for singlehandedly ending the God Wars that nearly destroyed...
The widely-accepted Theory of Evolution of Combat has come under fire from fundamentalist Saradominists, who seek to introduce what they call an "alternative theory" to Gielinor's Combat Academies.
"There are a lot of things Evolution of Combat can't explain," said Geoffrey Quack, a...
"Black and White", the daily cartoon starring two lovable penguins, has been pulled from the Varrock Herald's comics page.
The cartoon, drawn by an anonymous artist under the pseudonym "Flipper", had been the target of criticism from readers, who disliked its thick, political humor and had...
Have you ever wondered what a Heim Crab does all day? In this saga, you can experience firsthand what it's like to swim around in a small pool and avoid being caught, cooked, and eaten. Splash around enough and who knows, you just might become a real internet meme! Maybe. Someday. Probably not.
How to start L'Heim:
Acme Toolkits, the company responsible for providing toolkits to Daemonheim's spelunkers, declared bankruptcy yesterday in the wake of a massive drop in sales.
Before its fall, Acme Toolkits was responsible for the manufacture of some of RuneScape's most beloved multitools, including the Rogue Kit, the Mobilizing...
Morytania's tourism industry has been struggling for years. Today, Morytanian Secretary of Commerce Snüp Dagg unveiled a new scheme to attract vacationers: free pants.
"Always in our town of Canifis when we show our true form, the human visitors they tell us they must change their pants," said Dagg. "We are...
Representatives on both sides of the ongoing legal procedures between the Gielinor Association for Religions Getting Legal Equality (a religious rights group) and Xuan (proprietor of the Loyalty Programme Shop in Varrock and Burthorpe) announced today that the parties have reached a settlement.
The lawsuit was originally...
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An important meeting for the Guardians of Guthix13 March 2013
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Varrock Herald pulls "Black and White" comic strip08 August 2012