dave0293 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 No thats what I've been doing wrong. If I need to write a guide I now have help! \ TY SO MUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblob0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 genius!!! 10/10 Don't Click This774th to 99 hunting on July 16th 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 what is this supposed to mean? This thread is a satire and is only to poke some fun at poorly written "guides". Thank you! If you don't know what sarcastic means then please get off this thread because it isn't for you :) And no, to you AOW-ers, I can't keep this topic open forever, but ... for a little while. It made me smile, I've been wishing I could write this myself. What! Noes! EDIT: added FAQ images forthcoming. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsBells Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 So...basically, you just make a guide like this? Just kidding. :P Nice guide. My F2P Moneymaking Guide!Always gargle before a takeoff. Wakka Wakka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 I added a bit about caps locks. Long live Bob! Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wachtwoord Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 :lol: , after the "!" there is a noncapital letter (don't know the word for that in english). You must be too used to normal spelling. You're not 1337 :roll: . But very funny guide indeed. You should add how to calculate the avarage of the xp/hour while doing an action. Just do that action one time, check how much time it took and calculate that to xp/hour. But if that's too much work you can always do something like xp/min, xp/sec, or, if you're very lazy; xp/"however long that action took". When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mega_vegeta6 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 make a list of all topics there are already guides on. oh,and make this the background instead of white, that should do it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jondea0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 10/10 for satire humour add also when you take all the pictures and all your info from the kb. and hides are really useful [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]as you can see they are excelent[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide] discuss a combat reformation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 :lol: , after the "!" there is a noncapital letter (don't know the word for that in english). You must be too used to normal spelling. You're not 1337 :roll: . But very funny guide indeed. You should add how to calculate the avarage of the xp/hour while doing an action. Just do that action one time, check how much time it took and calculate that to xp/hour. But if that's too much work you can always do something like xp/min, xp/sec, or, if you're very lazy; xp/"however long that action took". Perhaps you are reffering to this? jUST DONT LOOK STUPID BY ACCIDENTLY PRESSING SHIFT AT THE BEGGINING OF THE SENTENCE. I think you might need to brush up on your Anglais before telling me how to be "1337". As to your per hour suggestions I thought it might be cool to a have a chart showing relationship between quality of guide and how many you can pump out an hour :lol: . oh,and make this the background instead of white, that should do it.. Do you think you could tell me how to change background? Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 hmm...poory written, no pics, hurts your eyes...exactly how a bad guide should be [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]1/10 for a bad guide on bad guides btw, as sed b4, add hundres of hides that do nothing ;)[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide] I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_0verdose Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 10/10 for this guid3 yuo did v3ry w3ll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Thank you :). I added some pics lol. I really like them; make sure you check them out. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zandalf Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 For your pics, some very important advice: Never simply type the things you need to say on the picture. Paint them yourself. This is essential for legibility. There are 10 types of people in the world:* Those who understand binary* Those who don't- - -Greatest J Mod Quote Ever / My bug collection / Raise your agility! / What exactly is "Anti-scam"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup3rpur Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 hmmm i give it a 13/14.32 good attempt at showing us. but you forgot to mention putting a horrible siggy for yourself at the bottom of your guide. Retired after 2 accounts and 8 years of scapin...2 accounts over 2,000 total...may my life rest in peaceBrawl Code:5327-0581-3706 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I'm sure the moderators of this board will have fun posting in this topic, they've locked so many different bad guides I think they have a ton of ideas. :) 10/10 What a very good guide to a bad guide! :) By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Thomas9 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 0/10!! Very poorly writen!! =D> =D> =D> =D> I commend you my sir! btw, TH1S C0L0R M4K3S Y0U L00K R34LLY C00L WH3N Y0U TYP3, S0 B3 SUR3 T0 TYP3 W1TH TH1S C0L0R!!!!!111!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Awesome Guide...10/10, very useless, and original. Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thestonedowl Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 9/10 You should add the part about flaming people when they try to correct j00! Obby drops: Cape (2) sword (1) maul (1)Dragon drops: Med helm (1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 9/10 You should add the part about flaming people when they try to correct j00! lol thats a great idea! Ill do that today or tomorrow! Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake_servant Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 lol. Strange ;D Click The Picture To Go To My Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresia Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Ha ha ha! that was really funny 10/10 V3ry n1c3! =D> =D> #74 to 99 Hunter (24.12.2006)#141 to 99 Farming (27.03.2007) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 4w350m3 Gu!d3 d00d! J00 B3++3r 4dd +3h f14m!ng b!+ y0! 9.9/10. !+s 4w350m3! I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialcharacter Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Just brilliant, I wouldnt be suprised if some idiot actually used this to create their own guide, or better yet stole your image of elvarg and the "brave" warrior. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asphodel Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Haha. 11/10, you made me laugh. AOW!!!!1111 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usahellyes Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 add a part saying that you will only respond to 1337-speak. 10/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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