IHasChicken Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 LURED!!! FRONT PAGE UPDATED. After being determined clinically dead for the last 3 months, I have now risen from the depths of hell and decided to finally start blogging my crap again. I've been told by many people that I'm interesting. I can't see it, but then again I'm not arrogant - which makes me a great all around person and an awesome role-model. Apparently my psychologist says a blog is crucial for me to get my anger (and sexual perversion) out - and he was so mad when I told him that I hadn't updated my RS blog in the last 3 months that he beat me senseless with a steel cable for the rest of my hour session. When I regained consciousness, I found the nearest computer and necroed this thread. I must admit - I nostalgia'd for a little while, but now I'm back, working on claiming the Guinness world record of "Stupidest thing ever written...ever", so, wish me luck. Gonna revamp some of the sections, and leave a lot of the sections the same with small addendums, because I'm lazy. So here goes nothing. PICTURE/VIDEO OF THE DAY!!! (This does not have to be RS related, just something I find nice and funny! Like Kittens!) NO PICTURE HERE FOR NOW, IT IS COMING SOON! I SWEAR ON JIMI'S LIFE!!! IRL Stuff [hide]As you have noticed, this stuff is in hide tags because I generally assume that no one really cares. My name is Brandon, I'm 17, currently studying Engineering/Commerce at University, I'm holding down a couple of jobs, and to be honest, I am exactly the same as any other average 17 year old except for my one fatal flaw (that I like...*shudder*...Runescape.) But I do also like getting drunk, and club music...so it's OKAY! I Work as a Cinema Usher, so I guess you could say i'm pretty outdoorsy, and I own my own car (a 2006 Red Mazda 3 Maxx Sport,) which gets me around. That's my life in a nutshell, I won't bore you with the details...[/hide] Stats as of Start of Blog Current Stats Past Runescape "Achievements" Again, I don't really want to bore people with "what I've done," (nah, [bleep] it, prepare to be bored) but I have 12 99's as of posting, (Strengh, Smithing, Attack, HP, Defence, Slayer, Summoning, Prayer, Magic, Ranged, Herblore and Dungeoneering) as well as turmoil and overloads (95 Prayer and 92 Herblore). I'll get around to posting some pictures over the next few days.... 13th Jan 2010: 99 STRENGTH (all da haters of untrimmed strength r just mad.) [hide][/hide] Some time in February: 99 SMITHING (what a hawt cape to trim <3) [hide][/hide] 9th May 2010: 99 ATTACK (this was a pretty cool party actually...) [hide][/hide] 12th June 2010: 99 HITPOINTS (used a PC point to get the level, now imma PC PROD OH NOES) [hide][/hide] 21st July 2010: 99 DEFENCE (cos Defence is for noobs and I got it LAST) [hide][/hide] 2nd October 2010: 99 SLAYER (Still my fave 99!) [hide][/hide] 10th November 2010: 99 SUMMONING (Yay for steel titan!) [hide][/hide] 30th December 2010: 99 PRAY (RED BULL MAY GIVE YOU WINGS, BUT POWERTHIRST GIVES YOU BIRDS@@@) [hide][/hide] 31st December 2010: 99 MAGIC (I had a big party.) [hide][/hide] Date Unknown: 99 RANGED [hide]Don't even have a Pic for this one, it was so insignificant to me.[/hide] 20th January 2011: 99 HERBLORE (for a major cape, I really had a sucky party. I blame the quality of my guests.) [hide][/hide] 8th June 2011: 99 Dungeoneering (THANK YOU CHICKENSWEEPERS!!!) [hide][/hide] Current Runescape Goals!!! This section will tie everything else together. It will show you that my insane ramblings have some semblance of meaning behind them - I am actually aiming to achieve something in a video game. Listed below are my current goals - some of them too easy, some of them are stupid and I shouldn't even have ever suggested them in the first place. 1. 110+ Dungeoneering [hide]I like Dungeoneering. Making full prom, moray potatoes and a sachem worldbearer really gives me kicks. So I'm going to get 110+ Dungeoneering in the short term (with 120 being a logical long term goal for the future.) This goal is sponsored by the nice folks over at DUNGEONSWEEPERS - They'll sweep your Dungeons. Short term goal - 110 Dungeoneering: Long term goal - 120 Dungeoneering: [/hide] 2. An Elysian Spirit Shield [hide]I want one of these bad boys. Need to nex + flip + merch for it though. I would also like one and to not break my bank in the process - so I'm going to assume that I have 0gp saved for it right now. Once I start Nexing again, all proceeds gained from slaughtering the [bleep] will go straight towards the pretty blue shield fund. Long term goal - Elysian Spirit Shield [/hide] 3. All Skills 75+ [hide]To be frank, I'm sick of sucking at skills. So I'm going to train them all to be 75+ so I can stand a bit more of a chance in Dungeoneering. It will be painful, but I will prevail. Runecrafting, Farming, Hunter, Mining, Agility, Thieving, Fishing - ALL SKILLS MUST GO!!! Short term goal - 75 Runecrafting Short term goal - 75 Farming Short term goal - 75 Hunter Short term goal - 75 Mining Short term goal - 75 Agility Short term goal - 75 Thieving Short term goal - 75 Fishing [/hide] 4. 99 Crafting [hide]Buyables are fun. Making money is fun. So I will have double fun when I make money to train buyables! This will also be very useful for while I am bankstanding waiting for DG/Nex trips - having something to do is always nice. Long Term Goal - 99 Crafting [/hide] 5. 99 Cooking. [hide]I NEED THIS TO COOK MORAY POTATOES IN DUNGEONEERING!!!!! Also because it's a nub skill that, if I throw money at, will go away. Long Term Goal - 99 Cooking [/hide] 6. 99 Fletching [hide]Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. And I'm a noob. Long Term Goal - 99 Fletching [/hide] 7. 99 Firemaking [hide]NO DAMN YOU! STOP BREAKING ON ME HAND CANNONS! NO! BAD HAND CANNON! Ah [bleep] it, lets go get 99 FM. Long Term Goal - 99 Firemaking [/hide] 8. 99 Construction [hide] Hey, I needed something to do for BXPW... Long Term Goal - 99 Construction [/hide] 9. Imbued Rings - COMPLETED 11th July 2011!!! [hide]I will notify you when I have got all of the imbued rings. I PROMISE!!! Long Term Goal - 300 MA Rank[/hide] 10. All Hard Diaries Done [hide]Last hide tag of the blog ASHGDDFGUDHU!!! I can't put a fancy signature in, but I will make this a picture of the day when I finish this goal, I promise!!! Long Term Goal - All Hard Achievement Diaries Done[/hide] In Closing If you've made it this far, opening EVERY SINGLE hide tag, and reading EVERYTHING that I've said, then congratulations. You are officially stupider than me :thumbup:. Feel free to post and, please, make sure that you aren't mad bro. And take solace in the fact that, while you may have wasted time reading this, I wasted far more writing it. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 12, 2010 Author Share Posted November 12, 2010 Day 1 (11/12/10). Well, what a great way to start my blog with NOTHING EXCITING HAPPENING AT ALL. Well, a few small things did happen. I did a day of quite a bit of slaying, got a 3 boot spirit mages task (YES!!! CURRENCY!!!!!!!!!,) and spent most of my abyssmal cash pile on some broad arrow heads to get 85 fletching for the Seers Elite Diary (that excalibur will pay back for anything I lose though!). Also did 2 greater demon tasks, a blue dragons task, an abby demon task (no whips,) and I capped the day off with a desert strykewyrm task. Gained about 400k Range exp today, (yeah, don't tell me I have no life, I have uni and work :thumbup: ,) and I'll be 95 Range by tomorrow. I Need to make about another 5m from slayer to get the rest of the arrowheads for 85 Fletching, and then I can use my fishing brawlers tomorrow to get 71 Fishing (so I can boost to 76 to catch a Shark in the fishing guild.) And then Seers Elite, here I coooome! I have no pictures to post, mainly because today was the same old grind, but I promise I'll provide something more interesting in the future for you guys :) Peace Out! JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 Day 7 (17/11/10) True to my word, I haven't updated this blog. Told you :P But now I'll try to quickly fill you in, without wasting your precious time, on the happenings over the last few days. I: Got 80 Cook from Wines (For Seers Elite)Slayed a LOT and got 95 RangeWent to use my fishing brawlers, fell in love with pking, then made 11M in a dayPromptly lost about 4M :(Went and bought 80 fletching (Again, for Seers Elite)Got 70 ConDid the whole pest quest series, and because an EPIC Korasi's prodThen Today, I PK'd in 100k addy sets, got called many nasty names, but still made about 10m and got 3 VERY USEFUL Brawlers (pray, cook, fm) So that about sums up my last 5 days. Still waiting for that first post, but my heart of hearts tells me it won't be coming for ages. I'm planning to PK more (I'm a Korasi PROD) now, then i'll buy some pro arma gear, do Seers Elite (For the epic excaliburrr), and live at Arma for a while to heal my bank. That about sums it up.Peace Out, Chicken. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving_Brah Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 turm pls. owait. k wai to be gay and already have it.. http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Day 14 (24/11/10) Basically, a lot of stuff happened over the last couple of days. - I pk'ed a bit more, made a bit more cash- Got 81 fletching and finished Seers' Elite- Slayed A lot Passed 14m Slayer Exp (14.1m atm)- Got 96 Range, and im pretty much ready to solo/team arma as well as slay for the next few weeks to make some DOLLA DOLLA- Downed some guy for full dh + claws in bh, and got 600k loot (yay.) I know I have to update the first page with pictures, but I'm lazy. Big secret. Need 9 more levels (3 range, 2 mage, 4 prayer,) for complete max combat, then i'll just have to skill for all 80+ skills before DG'ing to 100 and then probably quitting for ages. FUN. Gonna be armaing/slaying over the next few days for range exp and teh monies for prayer. That's it for this micro-update, i'll update it more later...maybe JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Your new blog name has increased your visitors by 91%. That's from 1 person, to 1.91 person(s). ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Your new blog name has increased your visitors by 91%. That's from 1 person, to 1.91 person(s). So basically you're saying that you're 91% of a person? :P JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I...uh...shhhhhhhh ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 DAT ARMA! Day 15 (25/11/10) Not much to say, mainly I teamed/soloed arma, and slayed a likkle bit. Made a good 40m today off of arma, and it's so easy and relaxing to solo, so I <3 arma now Arma Drops today. SOLO Arma Log Today: (25/11/10)1. Coins2. Coins3. ARMA PLATESKIRT!!!!!!!!!4. Coins5. Black D'Hide Body6. Range + Sup Defence Pots7. Rune C'bow8. Mind Runes9. Coins10. Black D'hide Body11. Rune C'bow12. Coins13. 7 D bolts (e)14. Range + Sup defence Pots15. 101 Rune Arrows16. Uncut Sapphire17. Black D'hide body19. ??? Dwarf weeds (forgot to loot LOL)20. ARMADYL HELMET (YAY! DAMN! YAY!)21. Range + Sup def pots22. Range + Sup def pots23. Coins24. 24 Rune Bolts25. Loop half (AKA Smelly Hilt Impersonator)26. Black D'hide Body27. Rune C'bow28. 3 Dwarf Weed Seeds29. Range + Sup Defence pots30. Uncut Sapphire31. Coins32. Range + Sup Defence pots33. 6 Dragon bolts (e) - also ELITE #1 (for this blog) from mini)34. Coins EDIT: Got another 11 kill trip, I think that's the max I'll get until I upgrade my shield to a spectral and a few other things. Then maybe i'll get 14 or so JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 DIS BLAWG NEEDS MORE SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA YO JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Lmao gratz on your arma solo crap. GRATZ SON. :) To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Lmao gratz on your arma solo crap. GRATZ SON. :) u mad for some reason. y u so mad? JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnpike Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congratulations on the drops. Maybe put the money toward a certain skill or item you've been after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congratulations on the drops. Maybe put the money toward a certain skill or item you've been after? Yeah, my next 2 skill goals are 99 Prayer and 99 Herblore (maybe :P) So I'm armaing for prayer definitely as a first priority, now i've bought most of my solo gear. I find I prefer to solo because it's more engaging and you get effigies/elites. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnpike Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congratulations on the drops. Maybe put the money toward a certain skill or item you've been after? Yeah, my next 2 skill goals are 99 Prayer and 99 Herblore (maybe :P) So I'm armaing for prayer definitely as a first priority, now i've bought most of my solo gear. I find I prefer to solo because it's more engaging and you get effigies/elites. I like solo'ing or Coinshare, however, I am not good at solo'ing things..and apparently since I don't have Turmoil/Ely/AGS/Claws/Rapier I suck balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Congratulations on the drops. Maybe put the money toward a certain skill or item you've been after? Yeah, my next 2 skill goals are 99 Prayer and 99 Herblore (maybe :P) So I'm armaing for prayer definitely as a first priority, now i've bought most of my solo gear. I find I prefer to solo because it's more engaging and you get effigies/elites. I like solo'ing or Coinshare, however, I am not good at solo'ing things..and apparently since I don't have Turmoil/Ely/AGS/Claws/Rapier I suck balls. Arma is actually one of the best to solo, since there isnt really any major attack (e.g. Graar's spec, Kri'll's spec that hit's through prayer, Zil's melee attacks that hit as fast as knives,) that affects you that much. All you do is pray range, sip 2 doses of brews every 15 seconds (if you need,) and shoot away. Make sure you have distance from Kree though, because if you have to spam eat, he likes to come up and melee you while you're not attacking him. I'll post my set-up/invent for you, and you only need curses enabled, overloads, and seers elite done to have my set-up. I usually get 10-13 kills a solo trip, and risk about 5-6m. But also, did the elite that I got from my last Arma solo trip. Elite #1 (for purposes of this blog) Nearly a 4m clue. Nice little money maker these elites are ;) JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 MY SOLO ARMA SET-UP Gear: Risk: Invent: BoB Invent: This really speaks for itself. Just a couple of notes: Swap out the Ring/Ammy/Helmet/Shield/Crossbow for a Archer(i)/Fury/Verac's Helm/Spectral/Chaotic Crossbow for better results, but a far higher risk (which my current bank will not allow.) I DO want a spectral next though, as I can use it without affecting my current risk. Also, a lot of people laugh at the ranging ammy, HOWEVER, I think the ammy of ranging, for ARMA ONLY, is only slightly worse than a fury, and far better than a glory, for a far lesser risk. You trade off 3 defence in melee/range and 3 prayer bonus for 7 extra mage defence, and 5 more range attack, which is far more useful as you (should) be taking most of your damage from mage, and I usually have 2 or 3 doses of super prayer left over at the end of my trips anyway, so I don't need that pray bonus. The lone ext ranging pot in the invent is for kc. Also, I find it useful if your overload drops mid Kree for some reason, and you dont want to overload up mid kill, risking getting killed. I get about an average of about 12 kills a trip with this invent/setup, ranging from 10-16 but I think I could get more if I timed my brews better... JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Day 16 (26/11/10) Nothing much to say atm, I split vodka and lemonade on my keyboard so I'm gonna go clean that now. Gonna be slaying/armaing today, maybe with some herb runs on the side. Have to work tonight, which will be nice for some money. SLAYER TASKS: 184 Bloodvelds (trololo even at 14.1m exp it's fun to cannon and steel titan these suckers) SOLO ARMA LOG - Day 2 35. Rune bolts36. Dwarf Weed Seeds37. Mind Runs38. Dwarf Weed39. Black D'hide body40. Coins41. Mind Runes42. Dwarf Wed43. Coins44. Coins45. Range + Sup Def Pots Did an 11 kill trip, but I got to GWD and realised I was still on modern prayers and not curses. Reckon I could've gotten 13 if I was on curses, I'm getting better :)' JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Day 16 (26/11/10) MORE ARMA LOG PL0X Did 12 kills this trip, and it was a baaad trip. I Think with a spectral I could get the 16-17 i'm supposed to be getting... 46. Mind Runes/Hard Clue47. Coins48. Black D'hide Body49. Coins50. Dwarf Weed51. Mind Runes52. Black D'hide Body53. Dwarf Weed + EFFIGY54. Mind Runes55. Dwarf Weed Seeds56. Coins57. 5 Dragon Bolts (e) Will do another trip or two when I get back from workies :) JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMuddy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Goodluck with the Arma, I've tried it a few times with a 3 man team but we haven't gotten anything any good, do you know what the drop rates are at all? Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Goodluck with the Arma, I've tried it a few times with a 3 man team but we haven't gotten anything any good, do you know what the drop rates are at all? I'm pretty sure that the rates of each armadyl armour piece is like 1:200 per piece, and the rate of a hilt is somewhere around 1:300 So the odds of getting any item at all is around 1 in 80, so im well ahead of the curve. Now, to go dry for 100 kills :(! JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Dear Obtaurian, This post is to inform you of the current status of your life. For circumstances beyond anyone's control, save yourself, your life account has now gone into the negative. We regret to inform you, until this balance is brought out of the negative with the following, but not limited to: fornication with the matriarchal species, consecutive, and swift digestion of "jaegerbombs," a steady accumulation of friends on your book of face site, as well as all of your chores done on time, and some decent [[bleep]ing] hash brownines [sic], we will have to submit to the Government of the Universe, a 9001 Form. In other words, a form requesting certificate of proof that you indeed have a life. Nevertheless, if there is a negative balance, as it appears it is now at, the form will be declined, and you will have a no life label upon your Life Account, for the next 4-20 years. We do however, appreciate your contribution to our embryotic sperm bank, your kleenex contributions have provided vast amount of research, based on the effects of kleenex lotion on sperm. Again, we do acknowledge, and in a sick bastardization of the word, appreciate, all you have to offer the fields of your study. The problem is that, unfortunately, we do regret to inform you that no one really cares. Please work closely with us on this matter, no homosexual, and we hope to be able to get through this, without submitting a 9001 Form - Life Validation Form. Sincerely, Your mom. Currently: Dungeoneering in F2P. Attempting to max combat completely (including 99 slayer, 99 herblore, 100 dungeoneering, and 300 MA rank). Join Grimy Bunyip's clan chat for all of your training inquiries. [spoiler=Latest goal levels.]99 Magic. 95 Ranged. [spoiler=99's.]99 Magic. 99 Summoning. 99 Slayer. 99 Defense. 99 Strength. 99 Attack. 99 Constitution. Untrimmed Constitution cape. [spoiler=Activities.]Full Battle Robes. 300 MA rank. Two sets of full penance. [spoiler=The Real World MMORPG.]My name is Jimi. I'm 20. I'm a musician. I'm a college student. I'm majoring in English. Hi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMIxC4goz4. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 Dear Obtaurian, This post is to inform you of the current status of your life. For circumstances beyond anyone's control, save yourself, your life account has now gone into the negative. We regret to inform you, until this balance is brought out of the negative with the following, but not limited to: fornication with the matriarchal species, consecutive, and swift digestion of "jaegerbombs," a steady accumulation of friends on your book of face site, as well as all of your chores done on time, and some decent [[bleep]ing] hash brownines [sic], we will have to submit to the Government of the Universe, a 9001 Form. In other words, a form requesting certificate of proof that you indeed have a life. Nevertheless, if there is a negative balance, as it appears it is now at, the form will be declined, and you will have a no life label upon your Life Account, for the next 4-20 years. We do however, appreciate your contribution to our embryotic sperm bank, your kleenex contributions have provided vast amount of research, based on the effects of kleenex lotion on sperm. Again, we do acknowledge, and in a sick bastardization of the word, appreciate, all you have to offer the fields of your study. The problem is that, unfortunately, we do regret to inform you that no one really cares. Please work closely with us on this matter, no homosexual, and we hope to be able to get through this, without submitting a 9001 Form - Life Validation Form. Sincerely, Your mom. Currently: Dungeoneering in F2P. Attempting to max combat completely (including 99 slayer, 99 herblore, 100 dungeoneering, and 300 MA rank). Join Grimy Bunyip's clan chat for all of your training inquiries. [spoiler=Latest goal levels.]99 Magic. 95 Ranged. [spoiler=99's.]99 Magic. 99 Summoning. 99 Slayer. 99 Defense. 99 Strength. 99 Attack. 99 Constitution. Untrimmed Constitution cape. [spoiler=Activities.]Full Battle Robes. 300 MA rank. Two sets of full penance. [spoiler=The Real World MMORPG.]My name is Jimi. I'm 20. I'm a musician. I'm a college student. I'm majoring in English. Hi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMIxC4goz4. But srsly, Touché, my friend... Touché indeed. JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHasChicken Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 Day 17 (27/11/10) Did a couple more arma solo trips today, which were decent, lasting 12 kills each. I really need a spectral to get a couple more kills added to that though, as at the moment (because Kree's common drops, on large, suck,) i'm only breaking even if I don't get an arma item. I want to at least be profiting something like 100k a trip, otherwise it's a bit moot. However, I'm thinking i'll get a chestplate soon, then a hilt. Would be nice PLEASE?!?!?! Also got a shard 1 from a mini today, which was meh. ARMA KILL LOG: 58. Dwarf Weed Seeds59. Mind Runes60. Rune Bolts61. Rune Arrows62. Tooth half63. Coins64. Dwarf Weed Seeds65. Coins66. Mind Runes67. Coins68. Dwarf Weeds69. Rune Arrows 70. Coins71. Coins72. Range + Sup Def Pots + SHARD 1 from mini.73. Dwarf Weed Seeds74. Black D'hide Body75. Black D'hide Body76. Coins77. Mind Runes78. Range + Sup Def Pots79. Coins80. Dwarf Weed Seeds81. Coins JOIN CHICKENSWEEPERS TODAY! FUN, FREE, AND IT WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 FML I'd love to just solo Arma all day tbh. Someday... need a new computer, p2p, and 100 dungeoneering first. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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