Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 LOL ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 why the [bleep] do people in w69 insist that you give them a "code" for portals? stop wasting time and just jump into the goddamn portal you megatards ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 <3 edit button to see through 50 hide tags. What would happen if I put a maxed quote chain in maxed hide tags? O_O why the [bleep] do people in w69 insist that you give them a "code" for portals? stop wasting time and just jump into the goddamn portal you megatards What portal? Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Portals in dgYou give them a code which allows them to get to the center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 which is TOTALLY stupid because you'd save so much more time if you just picked a random portal and kept doing opposites ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Nops Takes half a second to type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 whole team should be there anyway to finish it asap. shouldn't be a reason for anyone to get a code most people don't even pay attention to the portals, they just spam opposites most direct you should need to [starting portal] + opps ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I am kinda glad I don't dung anymore after hearing the details of bad teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 nah its just w69 cus half the time you get idiots ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 got 87 dg :) [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 gratz my queen ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. 4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 But magic. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 This is a wonderful [harpy] day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 To fit my possible nurse fetish, I decided to theme my sketchbook for 2012 off a fictional world where the character lives in a Hospital (yet to think of a name) and design a plot around the one-to-two panel pictures for each page. Kinda came up with it when I accidentally drew a bunch of medical instruments as doodles for "Sketches 2012". I may draw a nurse cap and a tracking bracelet (so the patients cannot escape, either due to bills or their own experiments). and make it darkly as possible. Sadly, I am not an expert in the macabre/horror category. The guards that prevent people escaping are "Vaccinators" whom inject powerful tranquilizers into those they capture, either escapees or new experiments. Idea sounding creepy enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 This is a wonderful [harpy] life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 But magic. i asked santa to qc his mage level once he didnt respond i fear we must assume the worst ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 But magic. i asked santa to qc his mage level once he didnt respond i fear we must assume the worstHe's been testing 120 Mage. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 dat shit cray ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 The Doctor has rather faulty logic. [spoiler=Doctor stuff]He makes the annoying ass companion, Donna, rich as hell with lottery numbers yet for Rose, the one he screwed over the most, says "You're going to have a great year". What? [hide]But who's the one getting married? And then again, her grandfather did kind of help in defeating the Master. So it could be a gift to the both of them.[/hide]Just remembered something on this... [hide]When he goes back to see Rose saying "You're going to have a great year.", he's referring to the fact that the 9th Doctor will meet her later in that year. Since he says that on New Year's, he hadn't met her yet.[/hide] [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Merry Christmas [harpies] fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 The Doctor has rather faulty logic. [spoiler=Doctor stuff]He makes the annoying ass companion, Donna, rich as hell with lottery numbers yet for Rose, the one he screwed over the most, says "You're going to have a great year". What? [hide]But who's the one getting married? And then again, her grandfather did kind of help in defeating the Master. So it could be a gift to the both of them.[/hide]Just remembered something on this... [hide]When he goes back to see Rose saying "You're going to have a great year.", he's referring to the fact that the 9th Doctor will meet her later in that year. Since he says that on New Year's, he hadn't met her yet.[/hide] I know he was referring to the fact she will meet his previous incarnation (the ninth) but she essentially got screwed over with being sent to another dimension and was declared dead in her own world. Speaking of, I am unsure if she went back to the other dimension after Journey's End since it never implied that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 not sure what to post[hide][/hide]only decent xmas harpy I could find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 i like it approved ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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