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Harry Delvin

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I steal it, then hide it on my person as I'm taken to jail. Consequently, this jail has better security than your museum, and the only way to get the diamond is by breaking me out of jail.

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♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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That's no problem.

 

Alakazam use teleport to teleport the diamond out of jail.

 

*Alakazam does just that.*

 

Oh, you said the only way to get the diamond back was to break you out of jail? Well, I did manage to get the diamond back without doing that.

 

Alakazam, return.

 

I throw the diamond to a planet that's about to be destroyed by an evil alien, hoping the diamond will be destroyed along with the planet.

 

I'm not giving up, there has to be a way to destroy that diamond.

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Your trajectory is 27.33333333 (and repeating of course) degrees off. So it misses, hits another diamond, and returns to Earth, except for the fact that it lands next to my house. I find it and hide it under an obscure mountain range.

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I get released from jail, get hired on in a felony rehab program in a butcher's shop, and slaughter the cow. I pocket the diamond and skip meeting my parole officer, fleeing to Mexico.

 

FREEDOM

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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Having been smuggled into Mexico, I get a job at the local pharmaceutical company as a janitor, mopping floors after hours. I steal some chemotherapy drugs, and walk across the border.

I trade the orphans life saving chemotherapy for the diamond.

 

I give the diamond and a look alike to a liar and an honest man.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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A powerful alien is about to blow up Mars, but I blow his spaceship up before he manages to since I don't want him to mess up the system.

 

I go to a bakery and hide the diamond inside a cake there.

 

There are A LOT of cakes in that bakery, can you find the one with the diamond without causing a lot of mess and being kicked out because of that? I doubt it.

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I order Alakazam to use psychic to take the diamond from the pocket.

 

I tell the police (in a lying manner) that you stole the diamond from a museum and put the diamond back to the museum. (a museum it was never a part of in the first place.)

 

So I go home smiling about framing you.

 

The museum is surrounded by experienced gunmen who will shoot ANYONE who goes anywhere near the museum.

 

[hide]Oh, crap, I know that the next poster will wear bullet-proof armor or something like that. Ah well, they can't all be winners.[/hide]

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<*DVD steps into a pocket dimension only he can access, and then also teleports the diamond to that dimension as well, using a method that breaks teleport blocking. This actively prevents everyone else getting a hold of it ever again, as no one else can steal it now from DVD himself, due to all methods of stealing it being blocked. Oh, and DVD shut the door on the dimension and locked it so nobody else can come in, and there's no way to break the lock or undo it except by DVD himself doing something, which he's implicitly chosen not to do.*>

 

That's it, folks... This is what I call "[/thread]"... :twisted:

 

~Master D. V. "Yeah, I just dropped the [bleep]ing bomb on this thread." Devnull

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(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

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D. V. Devnull forgot that everything was opposite in his alternate dimension, thus leaving the diamond behind and locking himself up.

 

I place the diamond in plain view in a parking lot at a Hummer dealership. Nobody will find it!

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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I shoot the beer, stuff the beer, and use the diamond as one of its fake eyes.

 

I place the beer in my living room.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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