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"When You Give a Mouse a Cookie" Game


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Logic need not apply for this game, and I will show you soon. For anyone who's read the titular children's book, you will remember that a child giving the mouse a cookie set off a chain reaction of events that I have long forgotten. In this game, we toss out any logic that would intervene, slap on a PG-13 rating, and proceed to warp the fabric of reality. Here is an example:

 

Post 1: When you give a mouse a cookie, it will want more.

Post 2: When the mouse wants more, it gets greedy.

Post 3: When the mouse gets greedy, it heads to the Stock Exchange.

Post 4: When it heads to the Stock Exchange, it tries to get rich.

Post 5: When it tries to get rich, it ends up getting into the dark world of inside trading.

Post 6: When it gets into the dark world of inside trading, the mouse makes many "friends".

 

Get the gist of it? Good. Now let's start.

 

When you give a hamster sunflower seeds, it will want to ride on its wheel.

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When the aforementioned hamster leaves a vole's head outside a rabbit hole, it starts a forest-wide multi-factional war and the micro-equivalent of a World War ensues. Almost needless to say, everyone loses. :(

 

And this chain of fabric-warping ends... So here's a new one... ;)

 

 

 

When you give a new superhero a set of new powers that they have to learn to control, they bring a house down on their self. :twisted:

 

~Mr. D. V. "You want something truly fabric-warping? I can play at that too!" Devnull

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When that aforementioned homeless, ex-superhero, badass normal realizes the terrible downsides of becoming a human with little money to use for heroics, they fade into the shadows for a while and get a lame-paying day job that unfortunately forces them to forget about being even so much as a badass until they can upgrade into a better day job. :rolleyes:

 

~D. V. "Seeing where this one goes..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: , you did this because of those wacky commercials on TV, didn't you?!?)

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When they run out of money since they spent it all on food to be saved they start breaking into houses and stealing hamsters that they cook on fires made in oil drums under railway bridges.

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when they run out of oil drum fires, they start trying to find Jogres so they can kill them and light their bones for fire

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When they go to the mall, dress up as Zelda and act like complete idiots they get spotted by a talent scout and get offered their own TV special.

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When they get fired they decide they need to protest against the system so they dress up in hamster costumes and run around in giant wheels throwing sunflower seeds at astonished onlookers.

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