Kirschen Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Logic need not apply for this game, and I will show you soon. For anyone who's read the titular children's book, you will remember that a child giving the mouse a cookie set off a chain reaction of events that I have long forgotten. In this game, we toss out any logic that would intervene, slap on a PG-13 rating, and proceed to warp the fabric of reality. Here is an example: Post 1: When you give a mouse a cookie, it will want more.Post 2: When the mouse wants more, it gets greedy.Post 3: When the mouse gets greedy, it heads to the Stock Exchange.Post 4: When it heads to the Stock Exchange, it tries to get rich.Post 5: When it tries to get rich, it ends up getting into the dark world of inside trading.Post 6: When it gets into the dark world of inside trading, the mouse makes many "friends". Get the gist of it? Good. Now let's start. When you give a hamster sunflower seeds, it will want to ride on its wheel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 When it wants to ride on its wheel, it starts to dream about travel. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 When it dreams about travel, it leaves its cage to find information on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 When it leaves its cage to learn about travel, it ends up getting lost. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 When the hamster gets lost, it goes down into the forest and joins the Wilderness Critters Mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 When it joins the Wilderness Critters Mafia, it leaves a vole's head outside a rabbit hole. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 When the aforementioned hamster leaves a vole's head outside a rabbit hole, it starts a forest-wide multi-factional war and the micro-equivalent of a World War ensues. Almost needless to say, everyone loses. :( And this chain of fabric-warping ends... So here's a new one... ;) When you give a new superhero a set of new powers that they have to learn to control, they bring a house down on their self. :twisted: ~Mr. D. V. "You want something truly fabric-warping? I can play at that too!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 When the superhero brings the house down on themselves, they become homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 When they become homeless, they make a sign that says "Will save people for food". I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 When they make a sign "will save people for food", they will secretly try to endanger the lives or nearby citizens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 When they secretly endanger the lives of nearby citizens, one of then wises up and becomes a badass normal. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 When they become a badass normal, they realize the terrible downsides of becoming a human with little money to use for heroics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 When that aforementioned homeless, ex-superhero, badass normal realizes the terrible downsides of becoming a human with little money to use for heroics, they fade into the shadows for a while and get a lame-paying day job that unfortunately forces them to forget about being even so much as a badass until they can upgrade into a better day job. :rolleyes: ~D. V. "Seeing where this one goes..." Devnull (p.s.: , you did this because of those wacky commercials on TV, didn't you?!?) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 When they fade into the shadows for a while and get a lame-paying day job that unfortunately forces them to forget about being even so much as a badass until they can upgrade into a better day job, they quit their job to find a better source of income. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 When they seek a better source of income, they forge an illegal diploma and resume via his former super-villain enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 When they forge an illegal diploma and resume via his former super-villain enemies, they attract the attention of the superhero from the opening post. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bio-toxicens Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 when the superhero from the opening posts attention has been gained, he can eventually save people for food http://forum.tip.it/blog/576-bio-toxicens-blog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 When people trade being saved for food they eventually run out of money since they spend it all on food to be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad_the_old Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When they run out of money since they spent it all on food to be saved they start breaking into houses and stealing hamsters that they cook on fires made in oil drums under railway bridges. Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenw Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 when they run out of oil drum fires, they start trying to find Jogres so they can kill them and light their bones for fire 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When they start trying to find Jogres so they can kill them and light their bones for fire, they get addicted to online gaming. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When they get addicted to online gaming, they go to the mall, dress up as Zelda and act like complete idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad_the_old Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When they go to the mall, dress up as Zelda and act like complete idiots they get spotted by a talent scout and get offered their own TV special. Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When they get offered their own TV special, they fail so much that the TV show gets low ratings and because of the low ratings the show gets canceled and they get fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad_the_old Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When they get fired they decide they need to protest against the system so they dress up in hamster costumes and run around in giant wheels throwing sunflower seeds at astonished onlookers. Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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