dorkvader Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 you get whacked by a newspaper and fall off the taipei 101. the fall does not kill you, but the sudden stop at the end does (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 *searches for taipei 101* I fall onto the pavment below the building, but being as high as it is, the cracks i make in the pavment cause the foundation to weaken, the building crumbles and you are killed in the rubble http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 whoah cool i get killed by the biggest building! you die from a 3 foot long worm parasite that slowley burns its way out of your body a little at a time using a type of acid (they really do exist) and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Thats pretty gross... The gross police lock you in gross prison, you are rapped by a skinny jewish guy anmed mark and dicide to take your own life http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 ouch you are impaled by vlad III (dracula) that was his name his daddy was lord dracul. he was also called vlad the impaler. see he pits you on top of a stake and it slowley slides through you and after about 3 days it emerges from your head or mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Thats pretty gross... The gross police lock you in gross prison, you are rapped by a skinny jewish guy anmed mark and dicide to take your own life ^^^ http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 one morning you are found dead at the age of 83 next to your 20 year old wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Sweet, i get to marrie a 20 year old when im 83?! That only happens to like..billionares Anyway, being a billionare, i have visius dogs, which kill you when you attempt to enter my property to "console" My hot 20year old wife after me tragic death http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 i get paid billions of dollers in reparations and legal fees and stuff. you die from "death by bureauocracy" ooh the worst kind. the horror, the horror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonst0rm Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 i cut you up with a leaf ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I cut you with a blunt axe http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 i lead a stampede of elephants that crushes your house, you dont die right away but you die of the elphants droppings' smell Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 you jump at the sound of your name being called by me from my helicopter. it scares the group of lemmings surrounding you. they all stampede with you over a cliff into a river. your carcass falls over the cliche'd waterfall onto some sharp rocks. then an anvil falls on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You then loss control of the helecopter and crash into the waterfall, then pointrocks..anvil..ya know.. http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 you are in a gnome glider and it crashes into the varrock fountain. water goes everywhare. to commemorate their voctor--i mean loss *cough* they make the new founatain with red dyed water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkluniux Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 You take some water and drink it, the poor dead was infected with a unknow virus, you're infected now and you become green, the major of arougne takes you and burn you in a incinerator for be a "sick-looking man". http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 you are worshiping ectofunctus with boned. while putting them into the bone crusher, your hand gets cought. it rips your arm off. you die of an infection and bloodloss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonsmash Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 you get sentenced to death by OOGALIEBOOGALIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR comeas after you one night. he BURNINATES you and your thatched roof cottage! trogdor was a man he was uh. dragon man maybe he was just a dragon but he was still... TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!! burninating the countryside burninating the peasents burninating all the people and the thatched roof COTTAGES thatched roof COTTAGES ...and the Trogdor comes in teh NIGHT!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 you get sentenced 80 years in jail due to the excessive Crahp you write ! Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardsfan Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 zammy doesnt pick sides, so he kills everyone he sees including you R.I.P. Shiva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkvader Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 you are burninated by trogdor as well, you peasent you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 The pesents are tired of being burninated, so they get together and kill trogdor, as hes dieing he falls on you http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolgirl15 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 when you see trogdor fall on that dork , you laugh yur head off. :lol: Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Then a plane crashes into your house, it was a cargo plane carrieing tocust for some reason, the locusts eat away at the cage in your backyard which contains a tiger, the tiger eats your family and you die of saddness http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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