I can't help but raise my chin at a slightly more obtuse angle than my fellow TIFer; but righteousness is had, as I believe I have earned rights of superiority to my fellow man. You see, there are three kinds of people in this world: there are the have-nots, the haves, and the l(zero)rds. I am your king, messiah, and superior to you in every way. ALL shall be taxed for their earned right to stay on my friends list--and they shall be glad to pay up, for they shall consider themselves privileged.

My blog will consist of the everyday whatnots and whodoings of the single most important man on our planet. I hope you enjoy your stay, although I know you won't be enjoying yourself as much as I.