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Religious advocates call for the teaching of "alternatives" to Evolution of Combat

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 20 November 2012 · 3,374 views

Combat Comedy Current Events RuneScape
Varrock, 34 Novtumber 169

The widely-accepted Theory of Evolution of Combat has come under fire from fundamentalist Saradominists, who seek to introduce what they call an "alternative theory" to Gielinor's Combat Academies.

"There are a lot of things Evolution of Combat can't explain," said Geoffrey Quack, a representative. "For example, if blue crabs evolved from heim crabs, why are heim crabs still around? And it can't be a coincidence that the banana is the perfect size and shape to fit in a fruit bat pouch."

"We just want equal time," continued Quack. "We believe Intelligent Design of Combat is a valid alternative explanation, and it's time our schools recognized this."

Lady Deathknell, headmistress of Lumbridge's famed Combat Academy and vocal advocate of the Evolution of Combat, was unavailable for comment.

"Intelligent Design of Combat"

That's giving the designers far too much credit.
Won't someone please think of the children?

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