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An important meeting for the Guardians of Guthix


Troacctid

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Kaqemeex: Hello everyone.

 

Chaeldar: Hi!

 

Fiara: Hello.

 

Death: Hi.

 

Juna: Hey.

 

Valluta: Good morning.

 

Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.

 

Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.

 

Juna: Of course. But the world should remember Him. How can we spread the tragic news with dignity and respect?

 

Death: I could kill the Easter Bunny.

 

Fiara: Yes! Perfect!

 

Kaqemeex: Okay, good ideas so far. Anything else?

 

Chaeldar: Butterflies. Butterflies everywhere. Little glowing butterflies that turn to smoke when you touch them.

 

Juna: I like that idea.

 

Kaqemeex: How about some Guthix-themed costumes that we could give out for free?

 

Death: What, like "I Heart Balance" t-shirts?

 

Chaeldar: I can't imagine who would wear those.

 

Juna: I for one have never worn a t-shirt in my life.

 

Valluta: Nor I.

 

Fiara: What's a t-shirt?

 

Death: Hey, I like t-shirts.

 

Fiara: Ooh! I've got it! It's the perfect plan! You guys are gonna love this.

 

Kaqemeex: Yes, Fiara?

 

Fiara: TREES!

 

[silence]

 

Fiara: Really weird trees!

 

[silence]

 

Fiara: Glowing trees with creepy faces that drip a brightly-colored liquid of indeterminate origin.

 

[silence]

 

Fiara: We can put them everywhere.

 

Kaqemeex: Um...

 

Valluta: That's...

 

Juna: The greatest idea I've ever heard!

 

Valluta: I was just about to say that!

 

Chaeldar: Let's do this!

 

Death: I have some great creepy faces we could use.

 

Juna: I can handle the glowing liquid.

 

Fiara: Best. Tribute. Ever.

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