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An important meeting for the Guardians of Guthix

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 13 March 2013 · 3,278 views

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Kaqemeex: Hello everyone.

Chaeldar: Hi!

Fiara: Hello.

Death: Hi.

Juna: Hey.

Valluta: Good morning.

Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.

Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.

Juna: Of course. But the world should remember Him. How can we spread the tragic news with dignity and respect?

Death: I could kill the Easter Bunny.

Fiara: Yes! Perfect!

Kaqemeex: Okay, good ideas so far. Anything else?

Chaeldar: Butterflies. Butterflies everywhere. Little glowing butterflies that turn to smoke when you touch them.

Juna: I like that idea.

Kaqemeex: How about some Guthix-themed costumes that we could give out for free?

Death: What, like "I Heart Balance" t-shirts?

Chaeldar: I can't imagine who would wear those.

Juna: I for one have never worn a t-shirt in my life.

Valluta: Nor I.

Fiara: What's a t-shirt?

Death: Hey, I like t-shirts.

Fiara: Ooh! I've got it! It's the perfect plan! You guys are gonna love this.

Kaqemeex: Yes, Fiara?

Fiara: TREES!


Fiara: Really weird trees!


Fiara: Glowing trees with creepy faces that drip a brightly-colored liquid of indeterminate origin.


Fiara: We can put them everywhere.

Kaqemeex: Um...

Valluta: That's...

Juna: The greatest idea I've ever heard!

Valluta: I was just about to say that!

Chaeldar: Let's do this!

Death: I have some great creepy faces we could use.

Juna: I can handle the glowing liquid.

Fiara: Best. Tribute. Ever.

Still waiting on the "How to make herblore more expensive" public meeting that's suppose to be this month...

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