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Alg Plays: Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal - 2


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What did I pick?

 

Ah who am I kidding, the poll wasn't even close.

 

Believe it or not, there's some pretty strong language in here. Strong as in "I have no idea whether or not they'll let me get away with this". I'm not joking, if you're the kind of person that's not a fan of that sort of thing, this is not the entry for you. If you are, then, well... Have fun!

[spoiler=The Adventures of...]

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QIAOK!

 

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With that, I was given my quest: visit the MONSTER GRANDFATHER and find out what he discovered. I only know that because I've played this game before.

 

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But before I left, I was stopped by a graduate student. He had an item for me; something that would no doubt help with...

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Drugs!

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SLOW DOWN THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE DRUGS

 

*ahem*

 

Anyway.

 

I left Ruoye Town, since that's apparently what it's called, and immediately engaged in combat with the local wildlife.

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This continued for a while, enough time to strengthen QIAOK considerably.

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He's honest, but not all that moral.

 

Then I reached a city that I never bothered to learn the name of, when the tutorial began.

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I don't want to go to a monster center.

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I do want to go to a friend store, sad as that may be.

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And this... I have no idea.

 

I found more items on the way

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Though I'm not entirely sure how that one works.

 

Eventually making my way to the MONSTER GRANDFATHER, who, as it turns out, is kind of a pervert.

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But he did give me this

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His colleague, Professor Oak A monster wearing Professor Oak's skin, was far more polite... But far less lucid.

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So I did what any sane person would do and got the hell out of there.

 

Until this [wagon] stopped me.

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"weak". I'm not taking a screenshot for just one word, okay?

 

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This went about as well as expected.

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The nightmare train continues.

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Or not.

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Or does it?

 

(It does)

 

But not yet.

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Now I get to name him, but you don't get to see what ahaha sorry that was rude.

 

Time to end this little gameplay arc.

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AND BECOME A CHAMPION

 

But first, I need tools with which to enslave animals Pokeballs.The shady graduate student from before was kind enough to give me some.

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And did he ever.

 

 

I'll be genuinely surprised if this doesn't get moderated in some way, but it's probably worth the warning.

 

Part 3

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Great, I legitimately laughed for the first time in a week. Thank you so much. Seriously, I feel half-tempted to try this, but I may get an aneurysm from too much laughter.

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idgi how [bleep] appears in any of those circumstances l0l0l0l0l

 

wandaolu kinda makes sense until I realise this is a viet translation

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The translators were translating from Japanese -> Chinese -> Vietnamese -> "Engrish". Apparently, that's how they translated the equivalent of "to put into". Least, that's what Youtube says.

 

And if I remember correctly, Japanese almost always has the verb at the end of sentences, so that's probably why it was at the end, instead of somewhere that would make sense in English.

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