WAIT WAIT WAIT, IT'S NOT FAKE THIS TIME!!!
Sure Jason, you're always trolling, we can't trust anything you say...
Hey, you shut up! You can trust me if I say I'm being serious!
What about that time you tried to convince us that Darkwitchery was a dice host?
She was though, that still counts.
Good point... go on then, do tell.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have left behind the single life forever. I have doomed myself to a life of enslavement.
Sally said yes.
Yes, this is actually serious. I'm engaged.
I also have pizza, this is a good day.