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Major Dash's Content

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#5606036 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 17 March 2019 - 03:14 AM in Off-Topic

I know I really only lurk, but I am a +1 for team murrica.

#5605882 Miss Hottie, Tip It edition

Posted by Major Dash on 05 March 2019 - 05:55 PM in Off-Topic

Goon has the best looking [kitty], so I have to vote for him.

#5605732 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 18 February 2019 - 01:56 PM in Off-Topic

Really? That surprises me tbh. The MAC near me is the place that sell the most "drag" type stuff and has all of the gay male beauty Youtuber posters and advertisements. However, I frequent Ulta/Sephora much more often than MAC, so maybe I'm just out of the loop these days.


I also know that you're not gay, but I guess I would as closely relate the gay clientele to the MTF trans audience. Maybe I'm mistaken in that regard.

#5605727 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 18 February 2019 - 04:15 AM in Off-Topic

Went to a queer-friendly makeup store a few weeks ago to try and get something to hide my 5-o'clock shadow that never goes away. Was recommended (by a guy who does drag, so I assumed he would know what he was talking about) an orange lipstick to go under the foundation (because the shadow is a blue tint). Tried that today, and in the bathroom, it looked fine. Went out, went to a restaurant, got food, ate, came back out, looked in my car mirror, I looked like a 5-year-old eating cheetos.

Turns out my bathroom lights just [bleep]ing suck, and I don't have any good lighting anywhere in my apartment. So, that's been my day.



What's a non-queer-friendly makeup store even look like? Every time I go into a makeup place, I always see gay guys as customers or employees. I'm very curious as to what place you've been in and felt out of place in? Honestly, I always feel out of place as a straight guy in those places.

#5605408 How do I change genders in OSRS?

Posted by Major Dash on 22 January 2019 - 04:12 AM in Old School RuneScape

Makeover Mage west of Falador.

#5605388 is RuneScape Fan art/fan fic allowed here

Posted by Major Dash on 21 January 2019 - 05:35 AM in Runescape Media


#5605359 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 20 January 2019 - 06:38 PM in Off-Topic


#5605193 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 10 January 2019 - 07:31 AM in Off-Topic

I started watching kitchen nightmares in my down time. 2 episodes in. Neither restaurant was "rescued"



Most of those places don't really get fixed. Even if they get 'fixed' in the episode, they shut down. After each episode, go and look the restaurant on Google or Yelp to see if it closed. It seems that 9/10 of those places all closed within a year of getting 'fixed' due to them going back to the same old crap.

#5605146 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 07 January 2019 - 03:04 AM in Off-Topic

I changed my brake pads on Friday, but didn't really get around to driving the car until yesterday. The rotors seemed fine at first, but the brakes were pulsating. I had to go back out and get new rotors and re-do the brake pads as well, what a pain.

#5605138 Why can't I get Ocellus to make my Ascension Crossbow?

Posted by Major Dash on 06 January 2019 - 05:34 AM in Help and Advice

That's it - I have tradable keystones. Does that mean it won't work?


You use the keystones to get into the boss room to fight the boss who drops the untradeable signet rings required to make the bows.

#5605124 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 05 January 2019 - 08:32 PM in Off-Topic

Screw the PAL/NTSC divide. 

#5605100 Player Hacking to make me skull even though i hit second, muliple gmaul uses...

Posted by Major Dash on 04 January 2019 - 06:46 AM in Help and Advice

The video clearly shows that they attacked someone under you and not actually you. Look at their first damage hit of 12. Your hp doesn't go down. They also only used the maul spec twice that entire clip.



You really need to stay out of the wilderness if you don't even know when the opponent is using spec on you or not.

#5605099 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 04 January 2019 - 06:43 AM in Off-Topic

The title themes and menu themes have gotten progressively worse since Melee (Brawl isn't bad, just not as good). The fact that you have to play the 15 hour long story mode to get the Melee menu music is a real PITA.

#5605081 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 03 January 2019 - 05:38 PM in Off-Topic


fell asleep in the shower

how the [bleep] does that even happen lmao



I've passed out in the shower before, but I have no clue how you just fall asleep standing up unless you are extremely sleep deprived or have a medical condition.

#5605058 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 01 January 2019 - 09:34 AM in Off-Topic

2019 is going to be huge and scary, but exciting too.

#5605019 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 28 December 2018 - 06:51 AM in Off-Topic

Permanent? Maybe I need to get some of that on particular parts of my nether regions...

#5605003 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 27 December 2018 - 03:45 AM in Off-Topic

Low key going to try some New Year's resolutions. Not exactly 'new me', but I'm going to try to pick up some new habits and lifestyle choices. I already started counting my calories a few weeks back.

#5604999 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 26 December 2018 - 10:53 PM in Off-Topic

Alright, no need to have a "worst Christmas" measuring contest. 

#5604996 Miss Hottie 2019 round 1 match up 1

Posted by Major Dash on 26 December 2018 - 08:59 PM in Off-Topic

You had the perfect opportunity to use a picture of Riley from the Boondocks with the same caption, but completely blew it.

#5604993 Miss Hottie 2019 round 1 match up 1

Posted by Major Dash on 26 December 2018 - 05:38 PM in Off-Topic

Can we get some attractive women next time?

#5604873 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 20 December 2018 - 04:38 AM in Off-Topic

Anyone know anything about Cincinnati? Going there for the weekend and looking for things to do/eat.

#5604664 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 13 December 2018 - 10:42 AM in Off-Topic

Thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers. I think I made the right choice.

#5604650 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 12 December 2018 - 04:24 PM in Off-Topic

Today I will make the most difficult decision of my life. If you're religious, pray for me. I feel like I lose no matter what option I choose.

#5604633 confusion over Evil Tree -for free player

Posted by Major Dash on 11 December 2018 - 06:19 AM in Help and Advice

You can do the minigame as a non-member, but the tree at the grand exchange is not the evil tree. The trees spawn every 2 hours or so around the world, and when one is active, the tree at the grand exchange can teleport you there (maybe not for non-members, idk).

#5604617 Today...

Posted by Major Dash on 10 December 2018 - 06:14 PM in Off-Topic

I regret things that I have done more than things that I didn't do. You have the opportunity to maneuver yourself into the position to do something, but you cannot undo something.