[Breaking news: Guthix wakes, hits snooze button]

Tip from an anonymous source: Zamorak followers are planning to put his finger in a glass of warm water.

I really hope that doesn't include chopping the finger first, because I don't think that's possible to be done. :P

[Ticket Punch!!!!]

Have you read http://tip.it/runescape/?times=923 by any chance? I think it might -- albeit that it's a fictitious article -- explain why you're having trouble enjoying this stuff. :huh:

 

~D. V. "At least, that's my take on it." Devnull