I like these quotes:
I actually quite admire, for lack of a better term, his balls.
Yeah and you have a stick up your [wagon] 24/7, I'm not surprised.
Anyway, I would probably advise you to listen to Miley Cyrus:
"It's not about how fast you get there (noob, yes it is, always use Grimy's spreadsheets), it's not about what's waiting on the other side (extreme pots ftw)"
It's the climb.
Nah, actually Obtaurian simply has a post generator. It uses an advanced algorithm made by Trolls, where it randomly mixes the most offensive, sardonic and witty sentences into one, and randomly posts them onto topics. Usually you're lucky if they make sense (like this one) 9\10 it doesn't make any sense. Infact sometimes it just glitches and writes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for the whole post.
I always sit on the top of the bus. It is a grossly misunderstood method of cooling down during the hot summer days.
Unrelated note: This guy came into my dk world while I was maging, he had divine, yak, fire surge, epic gear in general. He could have easily crashed me, so I said "gtfo" he said "k" and logged. L. I was ready to leave actually, I didn't think he'd actually hop.
[bleep] off, troll.
They also have no economic knowledge of stock markets and dream of one day becoming a rapist.
There are things naughtier than Obt? wut
You might need to take a break, play some xBox, maybe some WoW, write an erotic fiction.