[Dragon Claws, 92 Prayer, Etc.]

The only problem is that a lot of slayer monsters have really high magic defense. :thumbdown:

[Dragon Claws, 92 Prayer, Etc.]

I was using Claws of Guthix until I got my SoL. I'm using wind surge right now. It's pretty expensive, but it's not so slow that it kills me. I'd much rather be mage slaying than sitting in a bank using plank make or string amulets. :thumbup:

[Fishing Fingers]

Alright, let's take what you said and change it a little:

 

"For fun and teamwork its a fun D&D however it is lacking in rewards and is difficult to track down in order to play. Plus it makes no profit opposed to normal fishing which makes it undesirable in training terms if u want max profit (opposed to say swars and sc whihc save u dosh inb the long run)"

 

I don't see how his point changed at all, according to you. Whether or not it's a D&D, it's STILL lacking in rewards and is difficult to track down. Whether or not it's a D&D, there's very little profit involved. It doesn't matter what he called it, and I didn't get the impression that this blog was an attempt at an argument. I'm sure he would have submitted it to the Times if it were.

[Fishing Fingers]

The nitpickers totally missed the point of your blog. :thumbdown:

[A few hours at the Mage Training Arena]

I looked for a swastika, too. That's pretty win, haha.

[Full Penance + Other news.]

I met a bunch of people who I play with regularly now, and they're teaching me to be a pro defender. :thumbup:

[65]

It's No Shave March for me. I have an impressive beard going on right now.

[Full Penance + Other news.]

You play with the big kids.

[90 Slayer, 89 summoning, the fun has begun]

Geyser titans are the first really badass combat familiar. I used mine a lot more than I used my unicorn, too, but I don't do a lot of boss hunting.

[People are strange]

I'm just like you. I live in Southern California, and people here are absolutely TERRIFIED of police officers. I, however, never flinch or change the way I drive just because a police officer is around. It's really quite funny.

[Real lifey stuff mostly.]

30 Days of Night is pretty cool.

[Days 1 and 2 of being in Peru]

Glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself. I'm interested in how the teaching goes.

[And now for something... Completely different.]

Glad to hear that you're doing something good for yourself. Good luck. :thumbup:

[My rambling. (about girls and parades! AMG!)]

Hahaha, nice going with the bear. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

[Brief impressions on strykewyrms]

As a 94 slayer with a fire cape, I can tell you that I'll be burning through every point I have until I get a staff of my own.

 

To keep, of course.

 

Personally, I like that these monsters are totally slayer exclusive.

[I propose an idea.]

I'm no expert, but I bet opening your nests would get you 99 farming.

[Rune Mechanics: Live Quest Review]

On the upside, the rune guardian has some funny dialogue, including what I believe is an allusion to a maxim by Nietzsche.

[99 agiltiy!]

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

[Hey Obtaurian!]

I concede defeat, and though I have a multitude of excuses, I shall not use them. When's the party?

[Love doesn't [bleep]ing exist]

I disagree with SirHemen to an extent. You failed to keep any passion alive in that relationship, as evidenced by your last blog and this one. It was wrong of her to not end it earlier, but you have some of the blame to take yourself. Also, it's pretty far-fetched to proclaim that love doesn't exist based on a relationship that is so abnormal and clearly unimportant to you.

 

EDIT: You know what's funny about Tip.it? It's the worst place in the world to complain about things. All you'll get is logical, reasonable answers that wont make you feel any better, but may just make you feel much worse (which is a good thing).

[What's black, big, musculair.. and wants to kill?!]

Nice to read a well-written blog that isn't all doom and gloom.

[Sadness, with self loathing as a garnish]

The car window was an accident, your brother being an [wagon] is totally understandable (you're brothers), and the long distance relationship thing sounds iffy.

 

So, here's my advice:

 

1) You mentioned that you're morbidly obese, you smell, and that your teeth are pretty bad. Start working out. All you need is a fifty-pound sandbag to get you started. You might not be comfortable running, so just walk for an hour or two everyday. Change your diet. If you drink soda - stop.

 

2) Slimming down will help with your body odor, but the obvious fix is to take two showers a day.

 

3) Make reminders for yourself to brush your teeth at least three times a day, preferably when you wake up, somewhere around the middle of the day, and especially before you go to sleep.

 

How old are you? If you're under fifty, you have plenty of time to turn yourself around. If you're fifty or older, you might want to do it anyway just so you don't get a heart attack.

 

About the best friend's agility party thing, you could've made that one. Just wait till she's feeling a little more forgiving, then apologize.

 

EDIT: Bloodshot eyes are easily fixed with eyedrops that you can get from pretty much anywhere. And start looking for a job. Be diligent about it. Applying at one place and never going back does not count as trying to find a job.

[The list grows.]

You're catching up to me really fast. :thumbdown:

[I am shocked and ashamed of myself.]

ITS A TARP@@2@!

[Yeeeeeeeeee Beat Nomad!!!!! Heres How:]

That skeleton thing on top of the chair looks a LOT like a Mahjarrat. I didn't notice it during the quest at all.