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Darn
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Did i miss something?
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This topic has 40k more views than the today topic
almost twice as much posts
:3
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Okay thats cool, I see my topic has been noticed by one mod and two admins
Any of you care to make this into a poll?
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Go you silly cow! Off to Off Topic and into the Boobies and Asses thread!
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Thread is made, ALL INTO OFF TOPIC.
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Topic about which you like better. The rack of a woman or her behind
Lets keep it mature and G-Rated
Personally i like the buttocks (help me on non censored words for this) of a woman more. Saves awkward moments like "Are you staring at my breasts?!"
Picture:
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[/hide]Edit: can some mod make this into a poll?
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Curses! Those devilish scoundrels, attempting to make a living by selling food that many people think tastes good! The bastards!
/agree.
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The guy's face on 1 looks like it is pasted in there and doesnt belong there.
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Come, ill show you a puppy!
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So how do you pronounce it?
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Would you like some candy, Odie?
Come with me to my van!
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are you up for it?
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Bonerrific.
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Lol im dutch, guns are illegal here, im 15, ive fired a handgun already.
New[bleep] :3
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And im letting wits win too.
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Okay i think this thread needs a new winner, I'm gonna let Albel win.
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One of the few old and baldies I could go for. Any day.
lol you like a bald guy
Spongebob is bald.
:unsure:
:thumbup:
Patrick is bald :3
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So whats all the white stuff that comes off his right hand?
Mod here.
Getoutfrog.jpg
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Wits is having her mens
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Pirate_Felix,Google
HALP HALP HALP HALP
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My sister got some Karaoke game for her b'day. I was watching her sing until everything when wrong when she chose some Mariah Carey song named "Touch my body". I did not need to hear that :thumbdown:
My laptop has been messing up lately. I think I need to back up my important files 'cause I feel a breakdown coming on :c I thought HP laptops were reliable, just got dat battery issue now and den.
Oh i see
[hide=lyrics]"Touch My Body"
MC, you're the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof
[Chorus:]
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea
[Chorus]
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...[/hide]
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So how you get uphill?
Things that annoy the HELL out of you.
in Off-Topic
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I guess i pronounce Law wrong then ;P