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I was fighting pillows with my bro, and he hit my muth, and we kep fighting untill I feel something wierd on my thong, so I picked, and I saw it was my tooth! Wow! \
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high-powered, bolt-action, semi-automatic rifle, with a laser beam to make sure the cat/dog will die with a direct shot. (Rifle will be roughly $1,200. Assasin's don't provide guns.)
bolt-action or semiauto please...
But OMG, what a massive destruction weapon!
Shot your neighbours with it instead of the dog! :P
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eckred... some spelling yould be nice, or grammar.. too many typos.
PK - Nice ones, I commented in GU already, gut to say you're improoving.
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Lol.. funny, but text needs work up, and border
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Make it 2, I want some also!
Rofl...
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Thats the thing...I dont have one :XD:
How hard is googling an image, here you are a page with the search for SOAD, just clikc it and select an image >.<
And the manip is not really a manip, just added some filters (really few and bad) and changed a bit the color to red, its almost unotable the difference.
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Infreting
I dunno if exists, but i'm sure thats not used in my context ^^
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Something that happened?
Well yesterday in a city called Belo Horizonte a woman killed 2 guys while learning to drive. One of the victims was a girls, 16, and the other was apparently her mother, 45, bith died instantly.
The dirver suffered only few small hurts, and the guy who was teaching, 62, too. It was a White popular compact.
The woman who was driving assumed that she was a victim os dark magic, because her back tire flat while she was driving causing her to override the 2 victims. Well, they're not going to jail, but they will pay some money.
Silly huh? :lol:
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Too much advertising to A&W.
Yeah, I'm a lover of root beer but I wouldn't do this... its like OMG!
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Oh shootz!
I got level 2 at the forst and then 4 in the second try! >.<
2... I'm traumatized!
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Hummm.... I dont usually invento words but heres a strange one:FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION
Meaning: The action or habit of judging something to be worthless.
So if you someone to be worthless, you're FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATING him/her
See, contructive!
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More memorable quotes!
I gotta say from where are they? :P
I tryed to get some with the minimum of "badwords", but they say it too much. :lol:
Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!
[after Cesar gives CJ a silenced Colt .45]Carl Johnson: Where'd you get that?
Cesar: Same place I buy my pants, holmes. This is America!
This one is a classic!
[during a cell phone conversation]Carl Johnson: Does the Pope "[cabbage]"(well sensor) in the woods?
Cesar: Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, i dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.
Enough for now.
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Awsome Pirate sig, if it was a time ago you could have posted it in the Ninjas vs. Pirates thread :P
Pirates are way cooler than Ninjas, Pirates won the battle *looks at avvy* ^^
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Now what you have for trading? Just the Colgate?
And you trading worldwide? :D
I mean, even if I lived in China you would trade with me?
Hmmm... I'll keep my eye here :D mihgt appear some intresting stuff ^^
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Its really nice! Nice usage of colors and perspective, but the second guy, his hands on the pockets made the jeans look kind of wierd, I mean the position of it. Looks like his arms in the continuation of the leg going up.... :S
But its nice tho ^_^
If I was a DA member I'd post a comment there, but as I'm not... I post here :P
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Axe owned the muffin!
Now tell us whats the flavor :P
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Ya! *applause*
Congratz to the staff and I hope that we can stay here for more and Bubsa too, so those who do con continue quoting and sigging :lol:
Ok, it aws a joke... ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì
But, yes, the staff deserves a round of applauses
=D> =D>
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http://url136.imageshack.us/url136/8267/myfaceblockedqy4.jpg
My mum and dad keep telling me to get it cut along with the people at work but loads of people like it including the girls \ :thumbsup:
Yeah, mines that long, but not exactly in the same style :P
I'll let it grow a bit more and then cut it ^^
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There's only one true Murphy's law: Anything bad that can happen, will happen.
Anything else is just posin'. :)
Yeah, maybe, it sums everything up, but i still like them all, its like a combo!
But this one kinda pwns:
-Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.
Its like: you have no scape of everything you've always planned get wrong! *evil laugh*
:)
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I forgot to post, but I love the Murphy's Laws ^_^
-Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks-Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think
-Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
-Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong
-Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.
-Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
-Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
-Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
-Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun.
-Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.
-Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure
Heres something a fan wrote:
A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! -
I moved from my born city and I lost 80% of my friends, but the other 20% I still have contact, I go there everytime and see them. I made new friends when I moved, some still my friends some not (Those pseudo-friends...thanks god). I have friends from school, friends from other schools....
It's in fact sad loosing a good friend, but depends on ;-)
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Even being a filter pile I could say is quite nice...
Hmm... not suca a fan of filters buuuut, criativity counts, so, nice.