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  1. high-powered, bolt-action, semi-automatic rifle, with a laser beam to make sure the cat/dog will die with a direct shot. (Rifle will be roughly $1,200. Assasin's don't provide guns.)

     

    bolt-action or semiauto please...

     

    But OMG, what a massive destruction weapon!

     

    Shot your neighbours with it instead of the dog! :P

  2. Thats the thing...I dont have one :XD:

     

    How hard is googling an image, here you are a page with the search for SOAD, just clikc it and select an image >.<

     

    Clicky Here!

     

     

     

    And the manip is not really a manip, just added some filters (really few and bad) and changed a bit the color to red, its almost unotable the difference.

  3. Something that happened?

     

    Well yesterday in a city called Belo Horizonte a woman killed 2 guys while learning to drive. One of the victims was a girls, 16, and the other was apparently her mother, 45, bith died instantly.

     

     

     

    The dirver suffered only few small hurts, and the guy who was teaching, 62, too. It was a White popular compact.

     

     

     

    The woman who was driving assumed that she was a victim os dark magic, because her back tire flat while she was driving causing her to override the 2 victims. Well, they're not going to jail, but they will pay some money.

     

     

     

     

     

    Silly huh? :lol:

  4. Hummm.... I dont usually invento words but heres a strange one:FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

     

    Meaning: The action or habit of judging something to be worthless.

     

     

     

    So if you someone to be worthless, you're FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATING him/her

     

     

     

    See, contructive!

  5. More memorable quotes!

     

    I gotta say from where are they? :P

     

    I tryed to get some with the minimum of "badwords", but they say it too much. :lol:

     

     

     

    Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?

     

    The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

     

     

     

    [after Cesar gives CJ a silenced Colt .45]

     

    Carl Johnson: Where'd you get that?

     

    Cesar: Same place I buy my pants, holmes. This is America!

     

     

     

    This one is a classic!

     

    [during a cell phone conversation]

     

    Carl Johnson: Does the Pope "[cabbage]"(well sensor) in the woods?

     

    Cesar: Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, i dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

     

     

     

    Enough for now.

  6. Its really nice! Nice usage of colors and perspective, but the second guy, his hands on the pockets made the jeans look kind of wierd, I mean the position of it. Looks like his arms in the continuation of the leg going up.... :S

     

     

     

    But its nice tho ^_^

     

    If I was a DA member I'd post a comment there, but as I'm not... I post here :P

  7. Give her a nice dinner with candle lights and then some flowers and some of the best chocolate along with a nice poem made by yourself specially to her. And after all this you can give her a small diamond ring. I'm almost sure she will like this. lol

  8. Ya! *applause*

     

    Congratz to the staff and I hope that we can stay here for more and Bubsa too, so those who do con continue quoting and sigging :lol:

     

     

     

    Ok, it aws a joke... ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì

     

     

     

    But, yes, the staff deserves a round of applauses

     

    =D> =D>

  9. There's only one true Murphy's law: Anything bad that can happen, will happen.

     

     

     

    Anything else is just posin'. :)

     

    Yeah, maybe, it sums everything up, but i still like them all, its like a combo!

     

    But this one kinda pwns:

     

    -Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

     

     

     

    Its like: you have no scape of everything you've always planned get wrong! *evil laugh*

     

     

     

    :)

  10. I forgot to post, but I love the Murphy's Laws ^_^

     

    -Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks

     

    -Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think

     

    -Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

     

    -Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong

     

    -Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

     

    -Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

     

    -Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

     

    -Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

     

    -Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

     

    -Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun.

     

    -Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.

     

    -Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure

     

     

     

     

     

    Heres something a fan wrote:

     

    A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
  11. I moved from my born city and I lost 80% of my friends, but the other 20% I still have contact, I go there everytime and see them. I made new friends when I moved, some still my friends some not (Those pseudo-friends...thanks god). I have friends from school, friends from other schools....

     

    It's in fact sad loosing a good friend, but depends on ;-)

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