DarkDude

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Haven't spammed this in a while.

His name starts with SerpentEy

I got a complaint from a forum user that you told him he was fired. As such he told me to fire you instead.

Thanks.

Fair enough.

I'll get round to it eventually.

Make me.

I was going to congratulate you until the end of your message.

Plus I already said grats in game.

PS. You're fired

What, I'm not fired.

You're fired. You're all fired.

Done

Been told you fire you again.

Jealous

You can't hire him, you're fired too.

I've not fired you for a few hours.

You're fired.

Looks like someone hacked your account and posted a comment on my profile, as that obviously couldn't have come from you.

It's all your fault.

So I logged in this morning and saw my mining level...

I died a bit inside.

I don't know what's more scary, that you're going to murder some chinchompas or that you were thinking of me.

I guess that's what the insanity is for :D

Cheers

What if I don't have friends? D:

I tried mining earlier...

In like the month I was mining for I gained like 10k xp. How do you do it.

Ok, I knew that much. Any more hints? =P

Can you teach me how to mine? Want to get my level up a bit :D

Just because.

You're still somehow 1,000 views behind me :O

You're too easy to stalk, it's no challenge.