6 days after this status' 3rd anniversary, the branch will break, and Trippeh's mega-treehouse and all the banning apparati will fall to Earth, the impact reversing the poles and causing a worldwide apocalypse.
Personally, I think she's got Peter (MageUK) hidden up in that tree somewhere. I haven't seen him in Forum Games in some time. What she's doing with him up there, though, is anyone's guess. =P