The Dark Lord

What dey do??

I designed my ship. It goes really, really fast and shoots gamma rays and turns planets into black holes.

Testicular elephantiasis? I saw a video of an old man in a third world country that had that condition, and he used it as a table.

They WOULD finally release the Eastern Lands months after I quit and I've been waiting for this update for years. :(

I don't get it.

I like my women like I like my xbox, I can turn them off when I'm tired of hearing them. popsickle

Hey Republicans, let's quit going to college in order to protest against the election results! What will the world do without having smart people?

I vote myself as Captain.

My ass is so puckered right now. Butthurt level: DANGER ZONE.

My fellow Bob Doleans, we have been vanquished. Abandon all hope.

One of the reasons I won't be voting for Romney is because of 9/11. We're just not ready to have a person belonging to his religion in our White House. [spoiler=All in a good day's work] Amen, brother! Even though I don't agree with your radical liberal views, at least we share some common ground. Bob Dole.

Blessed are the trolls, for they shall inherit the earth.

Not if us Bob Doleans can help it. Bob Dole.

Not at all. I like Bob Dole because he's a conservative, and we need a real conservative president for a change.

I'm voting for Bob Dole. Obama's a socialist, and Romney's a liberal. Both are bad for America.