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You're missing all the cow puns
Das wants to know if you're lesbian. He even put money on it
That does sound like a compliment/insult. Compsult.
Das reckons you skipped the question!
Das reckons wrongly. :)
My God you're sexy
"Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. No, it's too perilous."
Monty Python and the holy grail
greatest quote ever ffs
Happy birthday you beautiful man.
Really keen to go to the Ashes next year. It's the last series in England before I finish Uni. Start swimming now and meet me there, k?
Did you know Aaron's gay? He came out yesterday
I see you perving on my profile
Check out Tino Best, got 95 runs as #11 against England. Then went for a crazy tail-end style slog
Better now I'm talking to a leprechaun! How's things bro?
sure is flacid 'round here
moar like ur gay and i no it
I don't know if you still log in, but yay for law memes
Haha, that Carlill v Carbolic case and Donaghue v Stevenson are probably the most memorable cases during my whole degree! Kudos too for finding such a meta meme - can't imagine many people would have any idea what it means ;)
I can't get R v Brown out of my head, one [bleep]ed up case
jeffy jeff jeff
Hello Jimmy Anderson
They still haven't abolished crew? Madness
I didn't see you on the TV :(
well you do
It's not even your birthday
Dude, you look so much like Matthew Wade
By retired y guy means retarded
I enjoy you, and your signature quote.