Zygimantas Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 1 April 2007 - Behind the Scenes - April 1st With Easter comes spring. Spring brings us new plants, so we asked ourselves, "What's everyone's favourite plant?" Of course, the answer is obviously the cabbage. So this year's Easter update will be Cabbagey Easter, featuring cabbages for everyone! And if that doesn't whet your appetite enough, these aren't just ordinary cabbages. Easter is traditionally about foods (such as eggs) being strange colours, so we've come up with what we think is a completely unique idea: red cabbage! Next up, Fred the farmer has a severe problem. His cabbages are not growing as big as he'd like! In the first quest of the month, Cabbage Ritual, you'll get the chance to explore some of the most exciting and dangerous places in RuneScape, from the bustling city of Rimmington to the shadowy remote town of Lumbridge, searching for pieces for a fantastic new weapon: the hallowed cabbage-grow-a-bit-bigger laser! After the quest you'll even be able to use the laser on your own cabbage patches, so that your cabbages grow into big cabbages which will heal 2 hitpoints! (If you do the maths you'll find that's twice as many hitpoints as an ordinary cabbage heals.) Deep under the Melzar's Maze vegetable patch, darkness lies. Actually it's always been a bit dark under there, what with it being underground and never getting any sun, but soon there will be a new, more dangerous, metaphorical sort of darkness. The secret tunnels which run under the patch are about to be invaded by a new deadly enemy: killer cabbages! Get your spades ready, for the 3rd update of the month, will feature one and a half levels of increasingly dangerous enemies. First you'll meet the level 2 cabbage spawn, but soon the challenges will ramp up as you confront the level 5 cabbage knights. Finally, at the end of the dungeon, prepare to face our new high-level boss monster, the deadly level 11 Brassica Prime, king of the cabbages! Of course, we'll be adding some special new item drops for anyone with the strength and stamina to defeat these terrifying new monsters. So watch out for the cabbage armour! With legs, helmet and body to collect, you can make yourself look a complete cabbage! A couple of notes: Beware of rabbits. This armour won't protect you from them, since they actually like eating cabbage. Please note that we felt it necessary to set level 3 Defence and level 5 Cooking requirements for wielding this armour. We suspect the 'no Cooking level' pures may not be happy, but in the interests of good game balance we will definitely not be backing down on this. The penultimate update of the month will be a new rune, the cabbage rune, which will be sold in the Varrock rune shop. We plan to add this to the Runecrafting skill soon (planned for 2014). With a new rune, you'll be needing some new spells, so we're releasing four! Cabbage-speak will cause filtered words you say to become cabbages instead of asterisks (stars). Locate Cabbage will bring up a yellow flashing arrow on your screen to point you in the direction of the nearest cabbage. Bones to Cabbages is a daring new spell concept that will turn all the bones in your inventory into cabbages. We will also be adding the Share Cabbage spell to the Lunar magicks spellbook so you'll be able to give all your friends cabbages too! In the final update of the month, on April 31st we will turn everyone into a cabbage. Muahahahaha! 99 Hunter - November 1st, 200899 Cooking -July 22nd, 200999 Firemaking - July 29th, 201099 Fletching - December 30th, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Noice! I really want someone to believe this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 L-O-L, I thought at first this was an official update. 8-) Then, I thought, well, Jagex could never actually do anything funny so, its a fake. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guiness Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 April Fools? :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Lol, how could you not see it's an April fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorz Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 At first when I was reading it, I was thinking "Wow, Jagex is really running out of ideas..." Then I realized it was April Fools' Day :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryp0tt3rules Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Jagex made fun of themselves in there :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eonrogue Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 i thought for a bit maybe but then it said cabbage rune that gave it a way (if it is true we will wall be eating our words, or cabbages) Tip.it's official Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltje Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My update says cabbage rune, not r00n. Did they changed that? Or was that another joke I missed? :P Anyway, Jagex made really fun of themselfs, in a really funny way. :P Retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapMark Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Lol I was thinking that this was official....until they talk about the cabbage rune (planned for 2014) then I realised.....April Fools! I wonder when the real behind the scenes will be released. Well done TB@JT. ~Blurite44 P.S. Why does rune, lol change, and the? I never use leet and it automatically changes them..... Cheap Mark - Going for 1050 Total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalcyte Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 lmao! :lol: i wasn't sure about the red cabbage thing..but then i got it. :lol: :lol: Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeyemange Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 What's with the joke about the "Red cabbage"? Is there a movie reference I'm missing here? The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ltje Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 My update says cabbage r00n, not r00n. Did they changed that? Or was that another joke I missed? :P Anyway, Jagex made really fun of themselfs, in a really funny way. :P LMAO! I just realised that Tip.it changes everything. :P Retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsjustagame Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 it's funnier to read it in that noob talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 "pl0x note that we felt it necessary to set lvl 3 Defence and lvl 5 Cooking requirements 4 wielding this armour. We suspect teh 'no Cooking lvl' pures may not be happy, but in teh interests of good game balance we will definitely not be backing down on this. " :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilrodyle Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Just noticed it says on APRIL 31 they will turn everyone into cabbages...(if you didn't know..there is no april 31.. :cry: ) I was really looking forward to this update too, looked well good :cry: Dagannoth Slayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Would be cool if we all turned to cabbage, I would l.ol f.or that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tha_boas Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Actually thought this was for real and i was already finding it plain stupid if they'd spend a whole month on ... cabbages lol Only figured it was fake when i saw "(planned for 2014)" O well, the thing about the pures gave me a laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malhavok Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I can't wait for this update :mrgreen: Too bad it's not real :wall: I really wanted that cabbage armor #-o And the cabbage rune :lol: Geaux Tigers ! Congrats on a great year ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranging_beast Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Kah bah Gee! Too bad its not real. Ranged Crave I'M SO EMO HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Best MONTH EVAR! Kah Bah Gee! My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This is behind the scenes - april 1st so it has to be a joke. That'd be funny if they did some of it though. I could see red cabbages lol. If this isn't a joke then someone in jagex is in the OoC. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bored321 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 lol they nearly had me until i realised the date... (just woke up) I thought what a rubbish month that would be, cabbage!! and the leet speek is so annoying!! Thanks Gradeskip93 for my awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 lawl they nearly had me until i realised teh date... (just woke up) I thought what a rubbish month that would be, cabbage!! and teh leet speek is so annoying!! L.ol, you should wake up then before you get tricked again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This is behind teh scenes - april 1st so it has to be a joke. That'd be funny if they did sum of it tho. I could see red cabbages lawl. If this isn't a joke then someone in jagex is in teh OoC. They actually have a poster in the Jagex Towers outside Paul's office with a picture of the OoC Cabbage Bombing a JMod event. I can assure you that this was Paul's idea. Remember: According to Jagex the OoC is the model Clan. :P My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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