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Beaten me meat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I was in the locker room, changing for P.E, and either my boxers were too short and too tight, or my (You know what) is really long. When I pulled my pants down, my (You know what) was saying "Hello" to everyone.

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Beaten me meat and cried out like a dog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I was in the locker room, changing for P.E, and either my boxers were too short and too tight, or my (You know what) is really long. When I pulled my pants down, my (You know what) was saying "Hello" to everyone.

 

 

 

Well I still have bad memories of having to shower in football and Richard would be like "HI!" to everyone. We made fun of one guy's Richard because it was a short little kiddo. "Quit making fun of Richard! He's vertically challenged!"

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I'm confuzzled, how does that imply anything of that sort? I just meant that I thought it would be wise steer away from discussions of other people's genitals.

 

 

 

How does 'Richard' imply that? Think nasty much? :lol:

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Got caught making out with a girl at a catholic school where "PDA" (public displays of affection) aren't allowed <.<

 

 

 

Well sadly I can't get in trouble for that here. (At least not as likely) My school sucks because there are very few attractive girls and most of the girls are ghetto, ugly, deformed. God I wish I didn't move from my last school... Damn could have a nice girl if I stayed there... (Moved because of Dad's stupid preaching 'career.')

 

 

 

Anyways bring her to your house and bow-chika-bow-wow.

 

 

 

Lol this was a year or so ago, at a public college now so it's all good ::'

 

 

 

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The few things i did

 

 

 

The Crime: One day in P.E some pothead said some racist comment about me. It was winter and we were doing wrestling so we all had our shoes out in the hallway. Anyway, after I was done with my match I pretended to go get a drink of water, swiped the arsehole's shoes and threw them in the urninal. Then I procceedded to expel a certain yellow substance over them.

 

The Punnishment: I got 3 days of ISS a week of double detentions and I had to give the [puncture]'s parents money for new shoes <.< . As for him he got a week of OSS for harrassment and racial prejeduce. :D

 

 

 

Also got into a couple fights but there was one that got really ugly. I was outside of my school when one of my friends said something about the girlfriend of some other guy. So this guy throws a glass bottle at his head. Seeing my firnd in trouble (and not knowing he had just said a smart@$$ comment about the guys girlfriend.) I procceeded to pummel him bloody. THen another one of my friends got into the fray. Finally it was ended when some guy threw a peice of slate rock that hit me square in the eye. and seperated us. I got ISS for a week, seven stiches over my eye and a sprained wrist. The guy who I brutally pummeled got a dislocated jaw and a big laceration on his face. I dont know what had gotten in to me.

 

 

 

Oh in the weird thing is the guy I beat up is one of my best friends 4 years later.

 

 

 

I dont get in trouble much but when I do i get in trouble big :D

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The few things i did

 

 

 

The Crime: One day in P.E some pothead said some racist comment about me. It was winter and we were doing wrestling so we all had our shoes out in the hallway. Anyway, after I was done with my match I pretended to go get a drink of water, swiped the arsehole's shoes and threw them in the urninal. Then I procceedded to expel a certain yellow substance over them.

 

The Punnishment: I got 3 days of ISS a week of double detentions and I had to give the [puncture]'s parents money for new shoes <.< . As for him he got a week of OSS for harrassment and racial prejeduce. :D

 

 

 

Also got into a couple fights but there was one that got really ugly. I was outside of my school when one of my friends said something about the girlfriend of some other guy. So this guy throws a glass bottle at his head. Seeing my firnd in trouble (and not knowing he had just said a smart@$$ comment about the guys girlfriend.) I procceeded to pummel him bloody. THen another one of my friends got into the fray. Finally it was ended when some guy threw a peice of slate rock that hit me square in the eye. and seperated us. I got ISS for a week, seven stiches over my eye and a sprained wrist. The guy who I brutally pummeled got a dislocated jaw and a big laceration on his face. I dont know what had gotten in to me.

 

 

 

Oh in the weird thing is the guy I beat up is one of my best friends 4 years later.

 

 

 

I dont get in trouble much but when I do i get in trouble big :D

 

 

 

 

 

thats the only way to go! :twisted:

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Yes, i'm currently serving an OSS, for writing malicous batch files

 

 

 

I made a batch file with commands to delete /C:/ drive and crash computer....i sent it to the desktop of every school computer, disguised as internet explorer shortcut

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Yes, i'm currently serving an OSS, for cpu hacking

 

 

 

I made a batch file with commands to delete /C:/ drive and crash computer....i sent it to the desktop of every school computer, disguised as internet explorer shortcut

 

 

 

Hmm... where to begin? :lol:

 

 

 

First off, you cant hack the cpu... and what you did isnt even close to "cpu-hacking."

 

 

 

To delete "C:/" you would need something like:

 

del C:\.....

 

 

 

Now, even if someone was dumb enough to click you batch file, the average user would not be able to run the "del" command because no network administrator in the world is dumb enough to allow regular users access to c... :lol:

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lol How the hell did you learn how to do that? (Don't want to know how.)

 

 

 

Anyways that's kind of funny I guess. *clicks IE icon* *computer crashes*

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Oh man, this thread is hilarious. Anyways, here are some of mine:

 

 

 

1. middle school, 8th grade - I was improperly using materials in industrial technology class and argued with the teacher about it, and he sent me to the office. :lol: He kater admitted that he was being a bad mood, though.

 

 

 

2. 8th grade, history class - my teacher was mentioning the book "Moby DÃÆââ¬Ëâââ‰â¬Åck" and I made fun of the book's name because of the second word and got sent to the office. I had to do trash cleanup for lunch, LOL. Luckily, I had been friendly with the teacher-in-charge (ranked just below principal), so I didn't have to do lots of it.

 

 

 

3. somewhat unrelated, but I was looking at a poster in PE class in 8th grade when someone thought I was staring at someone's private parts. A few people made fun of me but that was it.

 

 

 

4. 9th grade - swore a bit too much; my teacher didn't mind mild swearing, but I said the s-word one too many times. :P

 

 

 

5. 10th grade - was showing a friend Scott Pakin's complaint generator site and used my English teacher's name as an example, just as she saw it. She got a bit unhappy. I thought that she was going to hate me, but she didn't. :)

 

 

 

6. In the same English class, I was late by a few seconds and I yelled the f-word outside. Everyone laughed, but I didn't get in trouble.

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2. 8th grade, history class - my teacher was mentioning the book "Moby DÃÆââ¬Ëâââ‰â¬Åck" and I made fun of the book's name because of the second word and got sent to the office. I had to do trash cleanup for lunch, LOL. Luckily, I had been friendly with the teacher-in-charge (ranked just below principal), so I didn't have to do lots of it.

 

 

 

You did that in 8th grade?

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First of all....i keylogged the administrator's account...ou school uses Novell, it's easy to hack and stuff, anyways...tha's how i got acess to c drive...then the rest is elementary

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I changed all the properties of the file aswell....it's icon was internet explorer....te school deosn't expect an attack from the inside...

Robin Hood hat: 4.5 million

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start filename.bat

 

echo texthere

 

echo textere

 

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\/

 

and so on.....is a spam crasher

 

 

 

shutdown -s -f

 

 

 

shutsdown cpu...

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