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What Do You Do When A Noob Follows You?

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Eat them

 

Or sell them as slaves on Varrock

 

if that were possible...


Lamest attempt at a lure ever.
No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed.

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pet noob, enslaved noobs..... sounds like a great idea. If there were such things, I would have gotten a zamorak full long ago.

 

 

 

I like the one on the begging levels. hmm........ "congratulations!! you Just advanced a begging level! Your begging level is now 99!" "You can now speak advanced gibberish" "You are now a master of begging! talk to the beggar king at the beggar palace to get you begging cape and the official hobo uniform for beggars"

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Ignoring all the way.

 

 

 

You can usually spot a noob with telltale signs like poor grammar, or poor spelling in general, leet speak with the purpose of looking cool (although I think that's getting less common these days). Sometimes they start following you before they've even said a word, and then you can almost predict the next words they say are "Can I buy/have your armor?" or "Do you got any stuff I can have?", etc, etc. The most annoying type of noob I'm encountering at the moment are the high levelled hunters who log onto the patch I'm currently trapping, try stealing my chins, then when they realise I completely own them, they have the cheek to call ME the noob, and log out.

 

 

 

If someone displays these signs I usually avoid talking to them altogether, or just give simple direct responses like "Yes", "No" or "Idk". Only when they prove otherwise that they're either a normal player, or a poor newb who really does need some help, will I give him or her the time of day 8-)

 

 

 

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they have the cheek to call ME the noob, and log out.

 

 

 

Sounds like Ian got owned! Lol

 

 

 

Joke


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I just keep walking, they eventualy leave.


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I just keep walking, they eventualy leave.

 

exactly, you don't need to be rude they ussually need help and if their begging just keep saying no. I dont really find it that irritating.


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Take them into a building, and then position myself to make it so the 'noob' is in the building, while I'm out. Shut the door and RUN!


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N: Phr33 s700F5 pl00x0rs!= Ignore

 

N:Where'd you get that bazooka(Fixed device)= Mourning's End part 1.

 

N:Can u tak m 2 var0k!!!= Umm...

 

 

 

Depends on the situation. And tbh, you're the only noob there if you lure newbies to the wizards because they asked a simple question...


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N: Phr33 s700F5 pl00x0rs!= Ignore

 

N:Where'd you get that bazooka(Fixed device)= Mourning's End part 1.

 

N:Can u tak m 2 var0k!!!= Umm...

 

 

 

Depends on the situation. And tbh, you're the only noob there if you lure newbies to the wizards because they asked a simple question...

 

 

 

And you're the noob that thinks I drag them into StoneHenge if they ask a question. -.- I help. Begging, I don't take it


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speak spanish to them if they reply i say can i have your babies if they still stay i tell them im gona take them to a 100mil spawn

 

 

 

lessers :twisted:


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Ask what they wan, walk to a store, open the door walk out close the door and run, the noob get stuck inside.

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if they ask for help nicely i usually help if they are rude or beg i say "me no speakith no englesh"


im not crazy everyone else is!!! unless im wrong

 

if you give a noob a muffin he will probaly ask for another and butter

 

scammees always believe the scammer nothing you can do

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found out a new fun thing to do:

 

 

 

noob: phr33 st00f pl0x

 

me: ok

 

*trade*

 

me:*acept*

 

noob:*acept*

 

me: there you go gave u bank space

 

8-)

 

 

 

haha..

 

 

 

 

 

If someone's following me, I just go to the bank and go up and down the stairs... the ignore list helps too


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Let them follow they have to get bored someday


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I say: "Go away Ray Oxide"

 

 

 

Wth? That's stupid, mate.


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That damn ditch removes one disposal method, though it is a follow-breaker.

 

 

 

Stonehenge, Draynor Jail guards, good disposal zones!

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I usually just ask them why they follow and answer their questions...

 

If they are annoying, beg or follow too long I just go walk near some agressive monsters or the Wilderness :P

 

Or log out or teleport.


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well I just respond with complete and total honestly to everything they ask. BUT I NEVER tell them I'm getting irratated or annoyed cause if you show it, they know that they are winning in the fight for "PHR33 G333P33p33z PL0X!"


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let them follow me into a house, then i'll take 1 step out of the house so the noob is still inside but i'm outside. Then i just simply close the door and run away seeing the noob trying to follow me but just "sliding" across the wall O:)

 

 

 

Nice one!! =D>

 

 

 

I just ignore them... :-s

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I follow them too. Our characters start "dancing" and after a while the noob gets bored and leaves me alone.

 

 

 

Or take them to the wilderness, I do that when he is REALLY bothering me.


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If I am teleporting soon I will walk to the bank and teleport immediately. If I am not I will just add them to ignore and go on my way.


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