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Haven't read every single page, so I don;t know if this has been said already, but:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examine a banker on Lunar Isle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Glad to be one of 3 males on an island of women"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or something there abouts... :-k


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If you log in and examine a low-alcahol keg it says:

 

 

 

"Welsom to Runescape"

 

 

 

"Suspiciously close to beer, but without the side effects."


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don't know if its funny but

 

 

 

examine mined rocks in the abyss : pickaxe power!!


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not really an examine but if you use a mackeral on any tree it says "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you dont know its a reference to monty python


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skeleton at the bone yard "Must of died of natural causes, like a huge draogn or something"


noob:need hot gf

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

then is suggest you use a dating service

but i cant im only 7 #-o

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If you examine Miner Magnus on Miscellania, it says, "He's just mining his own business". Those Brits are so funny!


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I found this I hope you add it..I found it hilarious..when you select house options while you're outside it will say and select expel guests it will say something like.."You're not in a house.You can't expel people from the world even if you don't like them."


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don't know if its funny but

 

 

 

examine mined rocks in the abyss : pickaxe power!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yea i had some pic somewhere were I examined various states of the mining obstacle in the abyss.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

something like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"you start mining the rock"

 

 

 

"you could mine this with a pickaxe" (mine obstacle full)

 

 

 

"you could mine this with a pickaxe.... oh wait i just did" (mine obstacle half down)

 

 

 

"... and manage to break through the rock"

 

 

 

"pickaxe Power" (mine obstacle fully down)


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Darn, someone put down the fun guy one. Some of the puns jagex use are absolutely awful. Right now for my one:

 

 

 

Examine one of the fairy rings used for teleing - better not eat them

 

 

 

lol


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Examine open coffins:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I see dead people!"


There's no sig here. Move it along...

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Hi, funny thread, i have one too on the skeletal jokes. There is a big ribcage by the man from rag and bone man quest. If you examine it i think it says "All that prayer exp" i'm not too sure but its defenitely there, and the wording isn't quite right. Someone may have to check it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: And billioo, i am a brit. Does that make me funny -.-


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Examine --> Post

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Why am I examining a post?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For some reason that always made me ... smile?

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not sure if this has been posted yet but.....

 

 

 

signs after lvl 2 wildy- "stop examining signs, your in the wildy now!"


Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests.

 

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If u use a Mackrel on a tree it says, "This isnt the mightyest tree in the forest", if u use it on the grand tree, "It can'not be done!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, seem like JaGeX likes Monty Python and the Holy GrailÃÆââââ¬Ã¾Ãââ


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log onto runescape and examine a fern, it should say:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"welcome to runescape.

 

 

 

is this weed?" \'

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Skeleton legs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Does my pelvis look big in this?


Remember, you came into this world with nothing, what makes you think you're going to leave it with anything?

 

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might have been said b4, but in the varrock sewers, 4 the demon slayer quest, you hav to get a key, and it lands on a pile of mud. when u examine the mud, it says: oh gee, a pile of mud, how exciting

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not really an examine but if you use a mackeral on any tree it says "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you dont know its a reference to monty python

 

 

 

It's supposed to be a herring....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, to continue with the Monty Python thing, if you use a herring on the doors to the Grand Tree it says, "It can't be done."


> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

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25. The Lumberjack in the miscillania Maples:

 

 

 

"He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" (various people)

 

 

 

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For those of you that dont know where it is from, It is from a Monty Python Skech From

 

 

 

Monty Python's Flying Circus

 

 

 

Here is the song:

 

 

 

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

 

 

 

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

 

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

 

 

 

I go to the lavatory.

 

 

 

On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mounties:

 

 

 

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch

 

 

 

He goes to the lavatory.

 

 

 

On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

 

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

 

 

 

I like to press wild flowers.

 

 

 

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mounties:

 

 

 

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

 

 

 

He likes to press wild flowers.

 

 

 

He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chorus:

 

 

 

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

 

 

 

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

 

 

 

Suspenders and a bra.

 

 

 

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mounties:

 

 

 

I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!

 

 

 

Suspenders...and a bra?!...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just the Lumberjack:

 

 

 

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!!

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If it's been answered then... :uhh: oh well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tulips.. break up the syllables. Two lips. Get it now? Two-lips: Can these talk?

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On the mummy's examine,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it comes from egypt where mummies were so plentiful that they were used to power steam locomotives,

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I'm not sure if these were already said, but I didn't read all the pages.

 

 

 

Chair=An ideal thing to sit on

 

 

 

Broken Chair=Not an ideal thing to sit on

 

 

 

I thought those were a bit funny

 

 

 

I thing someone already said this...

 

 

 

Baby pig=I shall call him mini-pig! (Or something like that)


7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008

 

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the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks.

what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yet

but i now it must be stupid.

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