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In today's postbag to the hedge, the npc Grimgnash was forced to tell a story in order to not get sued. View the letter and response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Grimgnash,

 

 

 

Recently, I told you a simple bedtime story. For the most part, it was belligerent and violent; just the way you like it. Well, I slipped up a couple times, and you bit me.

 

After I told you my story, I contacted my injury lawyer. He claims I have legal rights. I'd hate to take some one of your stature to court, so here's the deal: you tell me a story, and we drop the charges. I think that's a fair deal, right?

 

 

 

Your's grimly,

 

R. Chipmunk

 

 

Grarghk!

 

 

 

Grimgnash not care for little meatless skull. You human send Grimgnash meat next time. Skull not good eating. Skull taste bad.

 

 

 

Human want story? Grimgnash's mother-griff tell Grimgnash many stories, but they too fun for human. Human feel ill if Grimgnash tell Grimgnash's mother-griff stories. Grimgnash know other stories, told to Grimgnash by strange woman with paint on white face. She live on other mountain and have no meat.

 

 

 

She tell me many stories, all too short:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

 

Grimgnash find and eat you later.

 

Grimgnash

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may just be speculating, but these sound like clues of some sort. For example:" Look beneath the plain of mud." I know Jagex likes to put little messages on their site and I wonder if this is one of them.

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In today's postbag to the hedge, the npc Grimgnash was forced to tell a story in order to not get sued. View the letter and response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Grimgnash,

 

 

 

Recently, I told you a simple bedtime story. For the most part, it was belligerent and violent; just the way you like it. Well, I slipped up a couple times, and you bit me.

 

After I told you my story, I contacted my injury lawyer. He claims I have legal rights. I'd hate to take some one of your stature to court, so here's the deal: you tell me a story, and we drop the charges. I think that's a fair deal, right?

 

 

 

Your's grimly,

 

R. Chipmunk

 

 

Grarghk!

 

 

 

Grimgnash not care for little meatless skull. You human send Grimgnash meat next time. Skull not good eating. Skull taste bad.

 

 

 

Human want story? Grimgnash's mother-griff tell Grimgnash many stories, but they too fun for human. Human feel ill if Grimgnash tell Grimgnash's mother-griff stories. Grimgnash know other stories, told to Grimgnash by strange woman with paint on white face. She live on other mountain and have no meat.

 

 

 

She tell me many stories, all too short:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

 

Grimgnash find and eat you later.

 

Grimgnash

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may just be speculating, but these sound like clues of some sort. For example:" Look beneath the plain of mud." I know Jagex likes to put little messages on their site and I wonder if this is one of them.

 

yep. and that is a new record for speed.

 

hasn't a plain of mud been mentioned before...

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In today's postbag to the hedge, the npc Grimgnash was forced to tell a story in order to not get sued. View the letter and response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Grimgnash,

 

 

 

Recently, I told you a simple bedtime story. For the most part, it was belligerent and violent; just the way you like it. Well, I slipped up a couple times, and you bit me.

 

After I told you my story, I contacted my injury lawyer. He claims I have legal rights. I'd hate to take some one of your stature to court, so here's the deal: you tell me a story, and we drop the charges. I think that's a fair deal, right?

 

 

 

Your's grimly,

 

R. Chipmunk

 

 

Grarghk!

 

 

 

Grimgnash not care for little meatless skull. You human send Grimgnash meat next time. Skull not good eating. Skull taste bad.

 

 

 

Human want story? Grimgnash's mother-griff tell Grimgnash many stories, but they too fun for human. Human feel ill if Grimgnash tell Grimgnash's mother-griff stories. Grimgnash know other stories, told to Grimgnash by strange woman with paint on white face. She live on other mountain and have no meat.

 

 

 

She tell me many stories, all too short:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

 

Grimgnash find and eat you later.

 

Grimgnash

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may just be speculating, but these sound like clues of some sort. For example:" Look beneath the plain of mud." I know Jagex likes to put little messages on their site and I wonder if this is one of them.

 

yep. and that is a new record for speed.

 

hasn't a plain of mud been mentioned before...

 

Yes, it has. It had something to do with Bandos and Goblins.

 

 

 

And P.S. WOOT! My letter! <3:

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In today's postbag to the hedge, the npc Grimgnash was forced to tell a story in order to not get sued. View the letter and response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Grimgnash,

 

 

 

Recently, I told you a simple bedtime story. For the most part, it was belligerent and violent; just the way you like it. Well, I slipped up a couple times, and you bit me.

 

After I told you my story, I contacted my injury lawyer. He claims I have legal rights. I'd hate to take some one of your stature to court, so here's the deal: you tell me a story, and we drop the charges. I think that's a fair deal, right?

 

 

 

Your's grimly,

 

R. Chipmunk

 

 

Grarghk!

 

 

 

Grimgnash not care for little meatless skull. You human send Grimgnash meat next time. Skull not good eating. Skull taste bad.

 

 

 

Human want story? Grimgnash's mother-griff tell Grimgnash many stories, but they too fun for human. Human feel ill if Grimgnash tell Grimgnash's mother-griff stories. Grimgnash know other stories, told to Grimgnash by strange woman with paint on white face. She live on other mountain and have no meat.

 

 

 

She tell me many stories, all too short:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

 

Grimgnash find and eat you later.

 

Grimgnash

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may just be speculating, but these sound like clues of some sort. For example:" Look beneath the plain of mud." I know Jagex likes to put little messages on their site and I wonder if this is one of them.

 

 

 

"In the desert the scarab waits." Gives me the idea that Sophanem will have another quest or the merchants will lower the prices.

 

"The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production." I've got no idea about this

 

"The Strong will help the Weak." Sounds like Cyrisus will help us out soon.

 

"My two-er just beat a three-er!" I've read somewhere that for every two hits for the Godsword, the whip hits 3 times. Might be a hint from Jagex saying that Godswords are better than whips.

 

"Ogre men aren't very clean." Another quest dealing with Gu'Tanoth?

 

"Look beneath the Plain of Mud." This can be with "Ogre men aren't very clean."

 

"The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made." Well, this one is obvious, the return of the Mahjarrat.

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In today's postbag to the hedge, the npc Grimgnash was forced to tell a story in order to not get sued. View the letter and response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Grimgnash,

 

 

 

Recently, I told you a simple bedtime story. For the most part, it was belligerent and violent; just the way you like it. Well, I slipped up a couple times, and you bit me.

 

After I told you my story, I contacted my injury lawyer. He claims I have legal rights. I'd hate to take some one of your stature to court, so here's the deal: you tell me a story, and we drop the charges. I think that's a fair deal, right?

 

 

 

Your's grimly,

 

R. Chipmunk

 

 

Grarghk!

 

 

 

Grimgnash not care for little meatless skull. You human send Grimgnash meat next time. Skull not good eating. Skull taste bad.

 

 

 

Human want story? Grimgnash's mother-griff tell Grimgnash many stories, but they too fun for human. Human feel ill if Grimgnash tell Grimgnash's mother-griff stories. Grimgnash know other stories, told to Grimgnash by strange woman with paint on white face. She live on other mountain and have no meat.

 

 

 

She tell me many stories, all too short:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

 

Grimgnash find and eat you later.

 

Grimgnash

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may just be speculating, but these sound like clues of some sort. For example:" Look beneath the plain of mud." I know Jagex likes to put little messages on their site and I wonder if this is one of them.

 

 

 

"In the desert the scarab waits." Gives me the idea that Sophanem will have another quest or the merchants will lower the prices.

 

"The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production." I've got no idea about this

 

"The Strong will help the Weak." Sounds like Cyrisus will help us out soon.

 

"My two-er just beat a three-er!" I've read somewhere that for every two hits for the Godsword, the whip hits 3 times. Might be a hint from Jagex saying that Godswords are better than whips.

 

"Ogre men aren't very clean." Another quest dealing with Gu'Tanoth?

 

"Look beneath the Plain of Mud." This can be with "Ogre men aren't very clean."

 

"The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made." Well, this one is obvious, the return of the Mahjarrat.

 

 

 

A goblin book(dropped by any goblin) says the plain of mud is where the last war of goblins was held, and I remember a goblin saying it was long lost or something, maybe we will find it.

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Im thinking that the oracle is the one responcible for the stories.

 

She(?) is from another mountain, white face with marks on it, and no meat to eat. Well, that sorta matches the Oracle.

 

 

 

Im looking forward to the threat of the Mahjarrat. :D And the new sophanem quest ofcourse.

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yep, it seems that the oracle is taking the place of the chaos elemental... nwo if we only knew what she meant :wall:

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In the desert the scarab waits. - I'm guessing either a new pyramid is gonna turn up, or this has something to do with Kalphites.

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production. - This could be a number of things. Production of what?

 

The Strong will help the Weak. - This could actually refer to the last sentence, or it could be anything.

 

My two-er just beat a three-er! - fastknight20 has probably got it, it may be a comparison of a whip and a godsword.

 

Ogre men aren't very clean. - Is this a coincidence with the reintroduction of Bandos, a god which Ogres worship?

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud. -

A goblin book(dropped by any goblin) says the plain of mud is where the last war of goblins was held, and I remember a goblin saying it was long lost or something, maybe we will find it.

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made. - North? Mahjarrat? The connection seems to be recurring. Will a move be made, or is it a warning?

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why are u guys always speculating :roll: most of the time it doesn't even comes close to their plans :roll:

 

 

 

Because things said by the chaos elemental (now oracle) is pretty straight forward and not really speculations.

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Your title is utter garbarge

 

 

 

Clearly you did not read the letters reply.

 

 

 

It says he CANNOT tell you his mothers stories

 

 

 

And the woman who tells him the story with white make-up from the other mountain is an obvious reference to the Oracle

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why are u guys always speculating :roll: most of the time it doesn't even comes close to their plans :roll:

 

 

 

First its funny :) Then most of these are pretty obvious pointers about the subject of future updates.

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits. : That (imo) is the sequel to Contact! for sure! We're finally getting to see Menaphos! (could be in a few months from now tough, who knows)

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Heres my thoughts on what these seem to logically hint at:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

Quest relating to Sacrabus the desert god who waslinked to sacarabs. Most probably a follow up to Contact! (it his links to him) if it does follow onto Contact!it may open the city upfinally

 

 

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

I think this has links to the mining corporation of the Keldagrim. Red Axe plans could be affecting ore production. Possibly hinting to next part of that story

 

 

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

Hard to pin point this. Suggests something about high lvls or strong npcs helping us/low levels

 

 

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Many theories around this based on godsword/whip etc. Hard to say sounds like something you'dsay in some form of card game thou =S perhapsthe gamesroom?

 

 

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Something to do with orges obviously. This could link to Red Axe (the orge shaman)and double dealings or perhaps some follow on from the necromancy idea and the zorge quest.

 

 

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

Plain of Mud is reference by Goblins as somewhere they fought during the godwars. This would suggest a goblin quest/area is opening up somewhere in future

 

 

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

Obviously another stage in the huge Mahjarrat story line. Perhaps we find more of themor perhaps we get summoned north to aid them, assuming we have done relative quests.

 

 

 

Could be some interesting quests coming soon it would seem

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Your title is utter garbarge

 

 

 

Clearly you did not read the letters reply.

 

 

 

It says he CANNOT tell you his mothers stories

 

 

 

And the woman who tells him the story with white make-up from the other mountain is an obvious reference to the Oracle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for notifying me of my mistake so eloquently...

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waaaiiitttttt....

 

bandos ref's

 

'bandos down with a hail of punches...'

 

'ogre men aren't very clean'

 

'look beneath the plain of mud'

 

...

 

ruined fortress of bandos in a dungeon under a plain of mud...hm...

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Heres my thoughts on what these seem to logically hint at:

 

 

 

In the desert the scarab waits.

 

Quest relating to Sacrabus the desert god who waslinked to sacarabs. Most probably a follow up to Contact! (it his links to him) if it does follow onto Contact!it may open the city upfinally

 

 

 

The Institute reports a random fluctuation in rates of production.

 

I think this has links to the mining corporation of the Keldagrim. Red Axe plans could be affecting ore production. Possibly hinting to next part of that story

 

 

 

The Strong will help the Weak.

 

Hard to pin point this. Suggests something about high lvls or strong npcs helping us/low levels

 

 

 

My two-er just beat a three-er!

 

Many theories around this based on godsword/whip etc. Hard to say sounds like something you'dsay in some form of card game thou =S perhapsthe gamesroom?

 

 

 

Ogre men aren't very clean.

 

Something to do with orges obviously. This could link to Red Axe (the orge shaman)and double dealings or perhaps some follow on from the necromancy idea and the zorge quest.

 

 

 

Look beneath the Plain of Mud.

 

Plain of Mud is reference by Goblins as somewhere they fought during the godwars. This would suggest a goblin quest/area is opening up somewhere in future

 

 

 

The threat from the north shall be of Mahjarrat made.

 

Obviously another stage in the huge Mahjarrat story line. Perhaps we find more of themor perhaps we get summoned north to aid them, assuming we have done relative quests.

 

 

 

Could be some interesting quests coming soon it would seem

 

pretty much sums up my ideas on what this means and more :D

 

edit:tehir is a very old game in britain called conkers and they call their conkers a 2er after the amount of other conkers theyve destroyed.maybe we will see a conkers minigame.

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