Alan_1134 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 never heard this song :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 mine turned out to be top secret stuff so im not gonna post it :uhh: wonder where it came from :-k Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Find the sum of all positive, rational numbers that are less than 10 and have a denominator of 30 when written in lowest terms. Oh yeah. That's my math homework. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 katana Was looking it up on Google Images. (should have used Wikipedia.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 [hide] Home Front Door Blog Stuff About Me Hugginisms Privacy Technology WebMastering MS Cherokee U-2 Spy Plane Humor Motivation Books Quotations Other Stuff Misc Links Ephemerae Memberships Site Awards Affiliates NSA & NSA/NT Toastmasters Webrings Snippets/Ezine Guestbook Site Map Email Me Search -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cost of the War in Iraq $449,814,914,976 Click here to learn more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guidelines for Cats Doors: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs. Chairs and Rugs: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot. Bathrooms: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything . . . just sit and stare. Hampering: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering": When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself. For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you. For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim-to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time. When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump. Walking: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills. Bedtime: Always sleep on the human at night so s/he cannot move around. Play: This is an important part of your life. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for your nocturnal games. Below are listed several favorite cat games that you can play. It is important, though, to maintain one's dignity at all times. If you should have an accident during play, such as falling off a chair, immediately wash a part of your body as if to say "I meant to do that!" It fools those humans every time. Cat Games: Catch Mouse: The humans would have you believe that those lumps under the covers are their feet and hands. They are lying. They are actually Bed Mice, rumored to be the most delicious of all the mice in the world, though no cat has ever been able to catch one. Rumor also has it that only the most ferocious attack can stun them long enough for you to dive under the covers to get them. Maybe YOU can be the first to taste the Bed Mouse! King of the Hill: This game must be played with at least one other cat. The more, the merrier! One or both of the sleeping humans is Hill 303 which must be defended at all costs from the other cat(s). Anything goes. This game allows for the development of unusual tactics as one must take the unstable playing theater into account. Warning: Playing either of these games to excess will result in expulsion from the bed and possibly from the bedroom. Should the humans grow restless, immediately begin purring and cuddle up to them. This should buy you some time until they fall asleep again. If one happens to be on a human when this occurs, this cat wins the round of King of the Hill. Toys: Any small item is a potential toy. If a human tries to confiscate it, this means that it is a good toy. Run with it under the bed. Look suitably outraged when the human grabs you and takes it away. Always watch where it is put so you can steal it later. Two reliable sources of toys are dresser tops and wastebaskets. There are several types of cat toys. Bright shiny things like keys, brooches, or coins should be hidden so that the other cat(s) or humans can't play with them. They are generally good for playing hockey with on uncarpeted floors. Dangly and/or string-like things such as shoelaces, cords, gold chains, and dental floss (& Q-tips) also make excellent toys. They are favorites of humans who like to drag them across the floor for us to pounce on. When a string is dragged under a newspaper or throw rug, it magically becomes the Paper/Rug Mouse and should be killed at all costs. Take care, though. Humans are sneaky and will try to make you lose your dignity. Paper Bags: Within paper bags dwell the bag mice. They are small and camouflaged to be the same color as the bag, so they are hard to see. But you can easily hear the crinkling noises they make as they scurry around the bag. Anything, up to and including shredding the bag, can be done to kill them. Note: any other cat you may find in a bag hunting for bag mice is fair game for a sneak attack, which will usually result in a great Tagmatch. Food: In order to get the energy to sleep, play, and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed now; and hunting for it oneself. The following are guidelines for getting fed. When the humans are eating, make sure you leave the tip of your tail in their dishes when they are not looking. Never eat food from your own bowl if you can steal some from the table. Never drink from your own water bowl if a human's glass is full enough to drink from. Should you catch something of your own outside, it is only polite to attempt to get to know it. Be insistent. Your food will usually not be so polite and try to leave. Table scraps are delicacies with which the humans are unfortunately unwilling to readily part. It is beneath the dignity of a cat to beg outright for food as lower forms of life such as dogs will, but several techniques exist for ensuring that the humans don't forget you exist. These include, but are not limited to: jumping onto the lap of the "softest" human and purring loudly; lying down in the doorway between the dining room and the kitchen, the "direct stare", and twining around people's legs as they sit and eat while meowing plaintively. Sleeping: As mentioned above, in order to have enough energy for playing, a cat must get plenty of sleep. It is generally not difficult to find a comfortable place to curl up. Any place a human likes to sit is good, especially if it contrasts with your fur color. If it's in a sunbeam or near a heating duct or radiator, so much the better. Of course, good places also exist outdoors, but have the disadvantages of being seasonal and dependent on current and previous weather conditions such as rain. Open windows are a good compromise. Scratching Posts: It is advised that cats use any scratching post the humans may provide. They are very protective of what they think is their property and will object strongly if they catch you sharpening your claws on it. Being sneaky and doing it when they aren't around won't help, as they are very observant. If you are an outdoor kitty, trees are good. Sharpening your claws on a human is not recommended. Humans: Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us, and to clean the litter box. 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robgrout Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 [women fought to wear pants, i'm not going to decide not to wear pants ever] lol silver wrote that in another forum in very small text so i copy pasted it into notepad so that i could read it just to anoy you and make you coppy paste this to .... hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 [edit] Black comedy Was doing something on Wikipedia, too complicated to explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 This picture was in my clipboard since yesterday. :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoalexi Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I was posting the link to it on another topic Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Want_a_pie Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 192.168.123.254 rofl, lame I know ^ What is this? Click to find out! ^ http://roflcoptergames.goforumgo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 NL_MullU]http://youtube.com/watch?v=[bleep]NL_MullU i was just playing the rate the song game :D Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/uploa ... entret.png Copied and pasted this into the URL bar since this wasn't linked where I got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoalexi Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 This- I was playing the image wars game : Here be dragons ^ Dragon of the Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Don't ask... http://uplo4d.com/images/540083404Halo1.jpg danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 "doesn't" Not so exciting eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 nuclear family] It copied it for so dumb reason that you don't wanna know. Even if you did, I don't want you to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 </pre><ul> Pictures! How to be a Runescapion I am a Runescapion What Runescapions Wear The Sacred Names Things I love about Runescape Things you can say on runescape About Moi Sites I like. Miscellaneous </ul><b I was editing my site.... heheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar_Drifter Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Once, in the land of everlasting darkness, a great hero named Woozy who was an idiot, but had a giant sister who was stupid but very hot. But his sister had an abnormally sized big toe which was very smelly and of course very strange and also a pet emu. They liked cabbage sandwhiches with mustard Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scoobytrev Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Well. I'ma go with this.. (15:45:10) <@[[-Squall-]]> Dags no longer rape me. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cravey Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 im not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 "GTFO, nobody thinks you're cool for that you little [puncture]. " :o Reading some exremely small text on a thread. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo_killer6 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Was just editing my profile with this new siggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 ^nothing^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowman_133 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Lol. I wont post it, but its the acceptance letter for my clan; I;m on RSOF atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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