yomom1919 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Reminds me of Heroes, where Hayden [forgot character's name] sits through her own autopsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Reminds me of Heroes, where Hayden [forgot character's name] sits through her own autopsy. Claire. Yes, they had better check this guy for supernatural powers now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilperson Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 His heart had probably slowed down to the point of inaudibility. It happens frequently in cases of shock. He wouldn't bleed as much, either. It happened on CSI, too :P. I base all my facts of life off of CSI. It is so accurate for a police crime drama. This story is pretty interesting. I wonder if i would even tell him we thought we was dead. "Uhh yeah! We saved you! We thought we lost you there for. . .a couple hours. But good. Damn I am a good doctor" Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikerkid Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 That would of been funny if his wife already moved on with someone else.. *awkward* Quit RuneScape :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 erkid"]That would of been funny if his wife already moved on with someone else.. *awkward* Because his wife is that much of a [bleep] that she's already seeing someone else even as she visits him in the morgue. [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Oh wow. At least he woke up before they got the hedge trimmers out to cut open his chest. :P haha rofl I feel sorry for his family for the brief grief they experienced. However, the story has a pretty good ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 :shock: You only hear about this in movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Still waiting for m4tty to say, "Only in America!" [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 erkid"]That would of been funny if his wife already moved on with someone else.. *awkward* Because his wife is that much of a [bleep] that she's already seeing someone else even as she visits him in the morgue. [/sarcasm] I'm done with crashing weddings, I'm on to funerals now. MOM, THE MEATLOAF! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iqrg Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 erkid"]That would of been funny if his wife already moved on with someone else.. *awkward* Because his wife is that much of a [bleep] that she's already seeing someone else even as she visits him in the morgue. [/sarcasm] I'm done with crashing weddings, I'm on to funerals now. MOM, THE MEATLOAF! GROW UP kid, just keep telling yourself you're funny, ok? The journey has begun, and it is a path I must walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 GROW UP kid, just keep telling yourself you're funny, ok? I'm glad you didn't find Wedding Crashers funny, but many of us did. Actually, you probably don't even know what movie that was from, do you? Still waiting for m4tty to say, "Only in America!" Rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 At least they didn't start performing a brain post-mortem on him yet. Hopefully the incision was small. I don't think it would be very pleasant if he had a 5-inch-long incision on his face and he looked like Frankenstein... SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 At least they wern't examining his innards :ohnoes: hooray :-s Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Hehaar! If I was doing an autopsy and the person just woke up, I'd run so far out of the building... :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
look_its_rob Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I cant possibly imagine what it must of been like for the wife. i mean, death is the most definite thing in the world. once someone is dead, they are gone and you feel powerless cause there is absolutely nothing you can do, they are gone for ever. then all of a sudden, they are back, after being gone for ever. :uhh: edit: har har my post count is half evil. Look its rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurama Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 GROW UP kid, just keep telling yourself you're funny, ok? I'm glad you didn't find Wedding Crashers funny, but many of us did. Actually, you probably don't even know what movie that was from, do you? I thought it was crap. Still, no need to get touchy, lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I thought it was crap. Still, no need to get touchy, lol :D Eh he wasn't being too civilized either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Hehaar! If I was doing an autopsy and the person just woke up, I'd run so far out of the building... :uhh: I'd probably kill him out of horror, then calmly finish the autopsy... :ohnoes: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_trollz_u Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I don't know wheter to laugh, be horrified at the pain, be happy, or feel angry at the stupidity. I think I'll just go with sitting dumfounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babyswifty Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Lolll I wonder what the guys did when he woke up...or what the guy said... :guy being cut open: Uhh..why are you stabbing me with that knife tbh? :autopsy worker #1: OMFG DAMMIT! I HATE IT WHEN I RED BAR PEOPLE I ALMOST KILLED THIS GUY DANG IT :autopsy worker #2: OMFG BS!!! That guy is such a h4x0r omg... :autopsy worker #1: I know right? Ffs I was so close to killing him.. :autopsy worker #2: God..I hate my job..what's next..are these people going to tele the next time we start to stab them? Jeez.. :guy being cut open: Err..ok I'm going to go eat an anti, shark, and get a lawyer and come back and pwn you in court kay? gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrington Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Geez, and I thought the British NHS was the worst in the world... well maybe it is, but it seems that Venezuela is a close second ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkluniux Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 SWEET! I'm from Venezuela! (yeah it's true). Too bad it wasn't a big case in our media... http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Imagine the guys doing the autopsy getting the shock of their life when the body wakes up! Lol, what a great ending to another interesting story on OT... [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpieman2 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Didn't anyone check his heartbeat or something? How did they think he was dead when he was still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8436f Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s better that they did not start on a area like the stomach. :roll: If I wanted to hit numbers I would hit my calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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