scootlaboot Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 There are kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan when zombies take over the world, and those who don't. We like to call those last few lunch. So my question is this: What's your zombie plan? Mine is to fight my way through the zombie hordes using a makeshift club until i get to a sporting goods store to get my hands on a gun. Then steal a car and drive till I get to a redneck territory which is one of the few areas zombies are unable to survive. Edit: A lot of people seem to believe that there is one type of zombie, well in retrospect when this thread was made I forgot that due to the media, there are a lot of types of zombies. Now, lets just step back and collect our breath, and shotguns, and think about alternative plans if worse comes to worse. So, to make this more discussion worthy my question is this which type zombie would you say, in your opinion, would be the worst to fight. This includes zombie types from any form of media. If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Punch them in the face. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Hide in the corner and hope they don't hurt me ;). Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 This topic has been made 3 times asking the same question, so I don't feel like retyping that :\ I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Walk around aimlessly as the zombies do, fooling them into thinking I am one of them. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Go down to the sword shop four houses down, and take out a good chunk of weaponry. Then start practicing my horizontal swing. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelAssassin Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 if someone mentions Paris Hilton i will shoot them www.PETAkillsanimals.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Prime a chainsaw. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambassadar Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Wouldn't a chainsaw splatter all their blood on you where it might possibly get in your mouth and eyes and infect you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Wouldn't a chainsaw splatter all their blood on you where it might possibly get in your mouth and eyes and infect you? It might. But it won't. I have been told me chainsawing skills are very delicate and there is never any mess to clean up. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizark Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i would dress like a clown because when have you ever seen a zombie eating a clown? \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i would dress like a clown because when have you ever seen a zombie eating a clown? \ Yes. The zombie said he tasted funny. (Woot^) ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Plan A: Run. Plan B: Gun. Plan C: Join zombie horde. There is no way in hell you'd get me to tangle with a crowd of zombies with only a close combat weapon. Never mind that I know how to use a sword - it won't do very well when there are so many of them. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizark Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 hahaha nice pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 At my immediate disposal I'd have the choice of a slicing or a clubbing weapon - a kitchen knife or a frying pan. I'd be tempted to grab both and go duel wield on their [wagon] (club in the face with right hand, stab in the guts with left). Then I'd make my way out of the house, haul [wagon] to find a place that has guns and get some heat. I'd stock up on as much ammo as I can, provided the place where the guns are isn't overly infested with zombies. I'd then drive to a secluded spot, grabbing any unzombified allies along the way and upon arrival begin to plan for mass zombie extermination, possibly involving flamethrowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I dunno really, I'd cross that bridge when I come to it. A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falco513 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Option A: Run Option B: Die Only options you'd have if there really were swarms of zombies around.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 This. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varda Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I would hire Leon S. Kennedy and Ada Wong. And maybe join them two. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 If anyone's seen the mist, where there in the pharmacy, with all the spiders, you see a spider coming for the old lady and your thinking "wow, shes dead" then she pulls out some raid and starts spraying, then pulls out a lighter, and makes a flamethrower, well yah. that's what i'd do. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Grab my sword and shotgun (yes, I own both a sword and a shotgun) and run like hell to a defendable location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Depends on what type of zombies they are. Are they Dawn of the Dead 76 zombies? DotD 04? Shaun of the Dead? Return of the Living Dead? Night of the Living Dead? Or are they not really zombies, but kind of: 28 Days/Weeks Later zombies? What I would do depends on the type of zombies, where I was at, who I was with, and what supplies I had with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamster Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I'd dust off my 30mm Gatling cannon that I keep in my garage... Maybe a few incendiary rockets, just to be safe. Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledusskapis Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Step 1:Grab everything flameble in my house. Step 2:Grab a lighter Step 3:Have fun Step 4:Escape Alternative:Die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I wouldn't do anything at all, since I live about 15 miles away from town, and zombies always invade the city as opposed to the countryside area. Meh, I'd keep the sword I smithed with the help of a neighbor just incase any do get that far. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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