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Yes, yes, back on topic I suppose.

 

 

 

Of course, wherever we go we'll need some sort of axe for chopping wood, that'll likely be our most basic building material.


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Maybe you could outline a plan on the first post, then everyone could contribute to it.


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1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone

 

2. lust for blood by gackt

 

 

 

on topic

 

 

 

any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30?

 

As I scrolled down I could have sworn I saw "genitals" in there somewhere.

 

 

 

Zombie killin' music is on Topic, therefore I am:

 

1. La Grange-ZZ Top

 

2. Take the Black-Hammerfall

 

3 Blood and Thunder- Mastodon.

 

 

 

An axe would be a given, but depending on where we [you?] go there will be terribly little wood to chop. Doors, maybe, if you remain in the city for whatever reason, but then you can't build with that. Unless it's already been unanimously decided that the woods are the way to go.


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1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone

 

2. lust for blood by gackt

 

 

 

on topic

 

 

 

any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30?

 

As I scrolled down I could have sworn I saw "genitals" in there somewhere.

 

 

 

Zombie killin' music is on Topic, therefore I am:

 

1. La Grange-ZZ Top

 

2. Take the Black-Hammerfall

 

3 Blood and Thunder- Mastodon.

 

 

 

An axe would be a given, but depending on where we [you?] go there will be terribly little wood to chop. Doors, maybe, if you remain in the city for whatever reason, but then you can't build with that. Unless it's already been unanimously decided that the woods are the way to go.

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the genitals are in my signature

 

 

 

I think we have decided that we will either build a fortress on the roof/upper floors of a skyscraper or go into the woods. A fort in a large clearing in the woods would be ideal, lots of resources and enough open space to set up a defensive line if a hoarde finds us.


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the genitals are in my signature

 

 

 

 

Win.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

 

 

You had to bring it up :lol:

 

 

 

Yes, yes there are :twss: (Sorry, I hate that smilely too, but that was perfect)

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

 

 

Warning: Not a goddam word from you on this subject, Lenin.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

doomsavanger is. But I already got dibs on her after the apocalypse is over. :-w


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

doomsavanger is. But I already got dibs on her after the apocalypse is over. :-w

 

 

 

Why, Riku, why? You just had to say it, didn't you?

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

doomsavanger is. But I already got dibs on her after the apocalypse is over. :-w

 

 

 

Why, Riku, why? You just had to say it, didn't you?

 

NO SAYING INTERCOURSE WITHOUT PEOPLES PERMISSION.

 

RAPE IS BAAAAAAD.

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

doomsavanger is. But I already got dibs on her after the apocalypse is over. :-w

 

 

 

Why, Riku, why? You just had to say it, didn't you?

 

NO SAYING INTERCOURSE WITHOUT PEOPLES PERMISSION.

 

RAPE IS BAAAAAAD.

 

No one said anything about intercourse. :shame:


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

doomsavanger is. But I already got dibs on her after the apocalypse is over. :-w

 

 

 

Why, Riku, why? You just had to say it, didn't you?

 

NO SAYING INTERCOURSE WITHOUT PEOPLES PERMISSION.

 

RAPE IS BAAAAAAD.

 

No one said anything about intercourse. :shame:

 

 

 

...then what were you saying?

 

 

 

Unless you meant that you'd be a zombie yourself and help yourself to her delicious juicy boobies NO! BAD DIZZLE! END SENTENCE BEGIN ANEW!!!

 

 

 

Unless you meant that you'd be a zombie yourself and help yourself to he delicious juicy meat?


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the genitals are in my signature

 

 

 

 

Win.

 

Ha, and they're my genitals being referenced, too :lol: Never thought I'd see them anywhere else than with me.

 

 

 

Look, we've already found that my genitals are the Messiah as stated in a previous thread. So I will henceforth father the rest of the population when it's all over. Mothers are not necessary, for the Messiah knows no limitations to its genitalial powers, but they are welcome if possible.

 

 

 

Edit: oh, I get it now! Dizzle's a chick, so she said don't say anything. I gotcha. But yea, she's totally my [bleep] when this is over.

 

 

 

lady.


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But yea, she's totally my [bleep] when this is over.

 

 

 

Well that's obviously the proper way to settle things.

 

 

 

You could recruit more girls perhaps...?

 

That's always an option I would assume.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.


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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.


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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.

 

 

 

You kidding?

 

 

 

As soon as we're in the middle of battle theres going to be some "accidental" team kills on my part.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.

 

Yeah, not fair to you guys. I'd get them all, zombie or not :)

 

 

 

We should kidnap Paris Hilton and have her be the... what's the term... public asset?


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.

 

 

 

You kidding?

 

 

 

As soon as we're in the middle of battle theres going to be some "accidental" team kills on my part.

 

As long as I'm not one of your targets that's fine with me :lol:.


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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.

 

Obviously, we simply attempt to keep the population of each gender at about the same amount, always recruiting however, never turning people away.

 

After this, it's that much easier for us to carry on normal lives, to each their own wife, boy friend, girl friend or husband.

 

Of BOTH parties choices. -.- (mumbles quietly to himself) dumb [wagon]...

 

 

 

Edit: You wrote this as I was;

 

We should kidnap Paris Hilton and have her be the... what's the term... public asset?

 

If you don't mind the STD's go for it man. Just remember your traveling a very beaten path when you go her way. :lol:


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Also, when I said about everyone bringing at least one girl, that doesn't mean girlfriend. You could bring your girlfriend or you could bring a friend who's a girl, this is just a heads up.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.

 

 

 

You kidding?

 

 

 

As soon as we're in the middle of battle theres going to be some "accidental" team kills on my part.

 

As long as I'm not one of your targets that's fine with me :lol:.

 

 

 

I make no promises.


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uhmm.

 

so, just out of curiosity, how do you all plan on reproducing after this is all over?

 

any girls on the tif zombie defense force?

 

Make sure every member of the team brings a minimum of one girl along :twss:.

 

That idea I like, much more civilized.

 

Of course, having every guy "Free for all" over girls doesn't exactly seem right.

 

 

 

You kidding?

 

 

 

As soon as we're in the middle of battle theres going to be some "accidental" team kills on my part.

 

As long as I'm not one of your targets that's fine with me :lol:.

 

 

 

I make no promises.

 

:ohnoes:


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