Oh I'm a bachelor and I'm ok...

[amalgam]

learn to cook.

 

 

 

seriously. its nicer & cheaper than pre-prepared stuff AND cooking will impress potential girlfriends :D (i'm female btw)

[dragoonson]

Erm...When cooking,use instant noodles ^.^

 

If you wanna impress your friends,hide a small bottle opener in your hand and open bottles,very fun but unfair if you can't drink yet =(

 

Always,always go chick-hunting with friends who are uglier than you.Or less cool,whichever.

 

It's fine to break out some funkeh dance moves if no-one sees it :wink:

 

 

 

Otherwise,I'm horrible at living on my own.(Mountain Dew as a drink ftw)

 

 

 

EDIT:He's a bachelor and he's ok,He drinks all night and he sleeps all day?

[Peter]

Here's a few I've learned:

 

 

 

- Paper towels are indispensable. They can be used to clean up any type of mess and any surface including counter tops, bathroom floors, toilets, and mirrors.

 

 

 

- If someone offers to buy you a meal, take it. Even if you're not hungry.

 

 

 

- If you live alone, there is no reason for your house not to be immaculate. A clean house will impress everyone you see, many times for your benefit. This point is ignored when referring to a garage, which should have every shrine to manliness that can be afforded, including tools, ping-pong table, kegerator, and old carpet on the floor to make it cozier. If done properly, this room can be ideal for partying without ruining the rest of your house.

 

 

 

- One sacrifice I will not make is my hygiene. Showers will take just as long as they did before I moved out, and clothes will get washed just as often if necessary. A simple purchase of 12 pair of socks and 5 undershirts gets me an additional week between laundry days.

 

 

 

- Items every successful bachelor should strive to get: 42" or above plasma TV mounted on the wall, surround sound system meticulously pieced together (not a 'home-theater-in-a-box'), a comfortable couch, and a large stainless steel barbecue with a rotisserie attachment.

 

 

 

- Saving alcohol bottles serves no point other than to clutter your place up and show people how ridiculous you are for saving garbage.

 

 

 

- A freezer is more important than a refrigerator.

 

 

 

- Never throw parties at your expense. You provide the place, and everything else will attract to it.

 

 

 

- To all visitors: a bachelor pad is a 24 hour a day establishment with no defined quiet time.