Ninjas or Pirates ~ Only YOU can choose!

[nine naked men]

Well, seeing as though you posted a highly overrated space pirate, I'll post the one (Of many) ninjas that can send him to the cleaners.

 

 

 

Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden. He'll turn your pirate into sashimi.Thinly sliced sashimi.

 

Hmm....good point...

 

Although I have to ask, have you ever played a Ninja Gaiden game? It does seem that poor Ryu has a hard time getting anything done there (aka, he isn't as godly as implied, and it's a pretty hard game).

 

 

 

Speaking of Hayabusa, we could always strap Master Chief in Hayabusa armor and...Not sure where I was going with this, but I think MC can take on a scrawny old ninja.

 

 

 

And that Space Pirate, he's just a grunt. I'd like a ninja try someone the likes of Ridley or Kraid. Getting away from Metroid, we can always arrange a meeting between Jack Sparrow himself, with Ryu. The undead-immortality thing never gets old.

 

 

 

Yes, I have, and even though he's not as godly, he will still smack that scrawny piece of space scum into the depths of... er. Space.

 

 

 

And, are you just pulling characters out of your [wagon] and calling them pirates? MC isn't a pirate, lmao. :XD:

 

 

 

And, if you start calling a Dragon and a Crocodile thing 'Pirates', I'll start calling T1000 and that chick Terminator Ninjas. I mean, we need some futuristic ninjas if you are going to start chucking out dragons and the like.

 

 

 

And as for Sparrow, see my post on, like, the 2nd page of the thread. Then bow to your stealthy overlords! :thumbsup:

[ndn3master]

Ninja Stars 8-)

[underu2000]

 

Yes, I have, and even though he's not as godly, he will still smack that scrawny piece of space scum into the depths of... er. Space.

 

 

 

And, are you just pulling characters out of your [wagon] and calling them pirates? MC isn't a pirate, lmao. :XD:

 

 

 

And, if you start calling a Dragon and a Crocodile thing 'Pirates', I'll start calling T1000 and that chick Terminator Ninjas. I mean, we need some futuristic ninjas if you are going to start chucking out dragons and the like.

 

 

 

And as for Sparrow, see my post on, like, the 2nd page of the thread. Then bow to your stealthy overlords! :thumbsup:

 

Yeah I know, I wasn't sure where I was going with the chief. I think it was the Hayabusa thing. But in any case, I think us pirates can afford to bribe non-pirates to join, since we actually have a bit of cash, unlike them poor ninjas!

 

Oh, T1000 and the whatshername are both robot assassin-mercenary things. Now, I can safely bet that those aren't ninjas, so tough luck. You see, pirates exist across all times, from past to the future. As opposed to Ninjas, who're just past. From this eloquent speech, I conclude that ninjas are history.

 

 

 

Technically, Ridely and Kraid ARE pirates, or at least Space Pirate commanders. And to be politically correct, they're a pterodactyl and a giant lizard. Gawd.

 

 

 

There isn't much in page 2 except for something about Chuck Norris and waking up at 5am. Aside from that, the undead thing still wins. No nonsense about taking the coin and putting blood on it or whatnot. A smart pirate like Jack would take the entire darn chest and scatter the coins across the world.

[PsyClonz6110]

Arrghh I'm gonna have to vote Pirate!!!

 

 

 

All you ninja scaliwags bestgrab yer big swords n go home before yee walk the plsnk! :twisted:

[megakiller32]

Pirates, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster approves of them.

 

 

 

[frogmann2]

It all depends on what type of pirates and ninjas we're talking about. If we are talking about in the media and cartoons, ninjas. How could a pirate beat something that can turn into anything it wants, disappear, and fly?

 

 

 

BUT, if we're talking about in reality, which is what really counts, definitly pirates. First, pirates are ruthless killers with no rules or morals while ninjas are binded by the Japanese code of the warrior. Second, pirates have guns and cannons. It doesn't matter how sneakily a ninja approches if he ends up with a bullet in the chest. In fact, ninjas weren't that sneaky, they were just sneaky compared to the samuri. Much of the skills of ninjas are myths that the ninjas themselves circulated o inspire fear. Pirates, on the other hand, earned their title by killing and pillaging. And, ninjas are solitary, pirates run in teams. Face to face fight; pirate wins, war; pirate wins, lone pirate getting ambushed by a ninja; ninja wins

 

 

 

Pirates, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster approves of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

FSM FTW

[jak722]

Ninjas are nerds...

 

 

 

Pirates are jocks... the worst kind...

 

 

 

I say that AND I have a pirate bunny on my avatar, even though im more of a ninja myself... :wall: