db300 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I know this doesn't have to do with the suing but: I don't get why so many little kids are obsessed with Chuck Norris. I doubt any of them ever saw his show, and he isn't a good actor. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amoeba_009 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I used to watch his show. :P I still make fun of him, Walker Texas Ranger ftw! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xSxqPowerx Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Haha... I was gonna post this actually. Not surprised it happened really, it was going too far and you can't just make a book about it. Although, I did think it was rather funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 See what happens when you mess with the Chuck? He'll roundhouse kick you to a courtroom halfway across the country. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam_ross0 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Like Lionheart said, it's not an issue of the jokes. I'm sure he finds them funny..he just doesn't want his name being used in a disrespectful way, and he doesnt want people making profits from them. When the Boogeyman is going to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDT Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Thank God, the meme is dead! Rejoice! So, with all that out of the way.. I herd u liek mudkip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 It's called a joke. jokes are funny, but not always true. Do you get it now, or do I have to say it even simpler? Around here we only use Chuck Norris toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take crap from nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Thank God, the meme is dead! Rejoice! So, with all that out of the way.. I herd u liek mudkip? CN jokes will never die. Just like Chuck Norris himself. o.O sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 chuck norris round-house kicks penguin to the face :) The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Haven't they been out of style for several years now? Tip it are waayyyy behind. SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 what really scares me... Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true. How many people think chuck norris jokes are real? "Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a man so hard that he made a hole in the time space continuum and smashed into Amelia Eirhart on her trip around the world." "Chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird" [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denhaag0o0 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 When Encyclopedia Dramatica deems a meme dead...by God it is dead... I never knew what was so great about Chuck Norris anyways :| I just liked watching Walker TR. Fire Cape Achieved on 1/4/08 at 7:35 PM (-5:00, EST)Dragon Drops: 1 Platelegs, 1 SkirtBarrows Drops: 1 Karil's Skirt, 1 Dharok's GreataxeVisage Drops: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tzone92 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I never knew what was so great about Chuck Norris anyways :| I just liked watching Walker TR. I love Walker, Texas Ranger. My favorite one is the one where Trevette goes to prison and then he is on a bus full of inmates that crashes in a storm. The inmates and Trevette take shelter in a motel, and they take everyone inside hostage. Walker goes in to save Trevette and he sneaks around, one by one killing off the bad guys. He stops a depressed lady in a wheelchair from committing suicide, and then together with Trevette they capture/kill all the inmates. That episode ROCKED! you know there is a place called outside, better graphics 100% pvp and no fee to play :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Chuck Norris writes for the conservative hacks and airheads over at WorldNetDaily. That alone means that he's not worth the attention. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgisme Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Good. Chuck Norris jokes are lame tbh :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 :lol: But yeah I can understand his stance, since so many racist and other jokes were made about him, it wasn't any longer funny. People are profiting off his name, from what was supposed to be just a quick laugh. Unless they pay a share of the profits to him and cut off the lame stuff, they should just back off. I didn't mind the jokes online, but when someone decides to compile them all, put them in the form of a book, and try to make money off them.. Then they've just gone too far. I have a lot of respect for Chuck Norris and I agree with him sueing over this. Not only for the things that are negative, but just the fact that probably everything in that book was made up by someone else and posted somewhere online. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurama Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Tell you what'd be better than sueing them... taking a joke! whey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Would this be the place I could be thankful to Chuck Norris for the gift of beard? Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcticrunite Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 All the Gator fans I know tell Tim Tebow jokes instead. :-# Tim Tebow got into a knife fight once. The knife lost. Tim Tebow went skydiving once, and the Grand Canyon was the result. You know the boogieman checks for Tim Tebow under his bed at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 If Chuck Norris jokes die, we will tell Carlos Ray Norris jokes instead! Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 All the Gator fans I know tell Tim Tebow jokes instead. :-# Tim Tebow got into a knife fight once. The knife lost. Tim Tebow went skydiving once, and the Grand Canyon was the result. You know the boogieman checks for Tim Tebow under his bed at night. Yeah, you just replaced Chuck Norris with Tim Tebow. So whos the next Chuck Norris? Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 ^ Well, I am, of course :thumbsup: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltb2006 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I like the "Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands and now it's just called 'the islands" one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 The internet is fun. Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about Google won't search for Chuck Norris, because you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you Chuk Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because the only element Chuck Norris accepts is the element of surprise Good stuff, some are really lame, though. People shouldn;t be able to make money off of it, though, at least not without his permission. Go Chuck. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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