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I'm glad my story made people rofl. I wish someone had a video camera that day. Or maybe I don't. I don't know if I'd want to relive that moment visually for the rest of my life.

 

 

 

My mother still tells that story whenever she meets new friends of mine. She likes to embarass me. Then again, what parent doesn't enjoy that?

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jumped through a window on a motorised scooter got 120 stiches over my legs arms and torse :thumbsup:

 

 

 

and the other really stupid thing i did was

 

a friend wanted to see if some plastic was sharp......

 

it was, more stiches -.-

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Only the other week I squeezed a glass I was holding and almost cut my index finger off.

 

 

 

I did that once...I took a wine glass out of the dishwasher and i squeezed it for no reason and it shattered. My hand wasn't even cut though :P

 

 

 

Probably the stupidest thing I've ever done was light a couch on fire by an old abandonded building or shoot my friend between the eyes with a roman candle

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Well mine was probably 5 or 6 years ago. I was washing off the deck with some really high powered water. My dad told my not to get hit by it (but who listens to their dads?) So I decided to see what would happen if i stuck my hand in front of it. I ended up with a hole in the middle of my hand that went about 1/3 of the way through. It hurt like hell.

 

 

 

Is the hole still there?

 

nope it healed right up

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My stupidest thing, ever, was what I did last night..

 

 

 

It was around 10:30PM and I was bored as hell. My bro and his friend were hogging the 360 and watching someone play Oblivion isn't that much fun. I didn't have any weed so I looked around my room for a while and came up with a bottle of prescription cough medicine that I had barely used when I was sick ~8 months ago. Since I was weedless I figured I'd give this stuff a shot. Chugged half the bottle, almost puked (can't stand the taste), and let it simmer for a few minutes. Wasn't feeling anything so I finished off the bottle. Shortly after my tongue went numb and I got really tired. I kept myself awake until just after midnight and then I fell asleep (probably passed out because I was in the middle of texting a friend). Woke up a little after 2 this afternoon and I was dizzy, light headed, and I couldn't feel pain when I hit myself (the medicine had codeine in it). So got up, took a shower (while trying not to fall over) and ate what I could. After a while it started to feel like my head was just floating in the air without a body. Now I've got a terrible headache and I'm tired as hell :(

 

 

 

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had a great time helping him get it off 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wat?

 

 

 

Anyways, the stupidest thing I've done is tape 2 paperclips to a AA battery and plugged it into a wall socket. At school. That was a fun day. Didn't get in trouble for it though, but the marks are still on the walls(last time I saw them) from the (small) fire it caused. Good times. Elementary school too, man I was dumb. All I wanted was to play Pokemon, but my batteries died :(

 

 

 

Haha, if you were older and died from that, that would be one hell of a Darwin award winner there.

 

 

 

Stupidest thing I did was running straight into a glass door, and putting a nice crack in it, breaking my nose.

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had a great time helping him get it off 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wat?

 

 

 

Anyways, the stupidest thing I've done is tape 2 paperclips to a AA battery and plugged it into a wall socket. At school. That was a fun day. Didn't get in trouble for it though, but the marks are still on the walls(last time I saw them) from the (small) fire it caused. Good times. Elementary school too, man I was dumb. All I wanted was to play Pokemon, but my batteries died :(

 

 

 

Haha, if you were older and died from that, that would be one hell of a Darwin award winner there.

 

 

 

Stupidest thing I did was running straight into a glass door, and putting a nice crack in it, breaking my nose.

 

Oh I've done that one... , more of a shatter than a crack.

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okay, last night I jumped out of a moving car (going roughly 40km/hr) into a wheelie bin. Twice.

 

 

 

I saw the picture.

 

 

 

You're crazy! CRAZY!

 

No, not really :lol:

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When I was young I was at baseball camp (I was about 10) and I thought a container of anti-freeze was water, and I tried to open it and drink it. Luckily, I couldn't pry the thing open. Death averted.

 

 

 

I also egged a kids house the night after tp'ing it. Bad move. Cops were around the street (it would appear the kids parents called the cops, and they increased patrol of the area at night). Ended up hiding near a creek for 30 minutes before sprinting home. Good times.

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Had alchohol precariously perched above some pyrotechs I've been known to screw up with...

 

 

 

There's an upside in that I'm excused from homework until my hand heals...Like you can see the frikking flesh burnt...

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shot my self with a bear trank to see what happend =D>

 

stuck a stapeler(spelling?) on my arm then pushed(it hit a bone and the ends curled and woudnt come out #-o ) to see what happend

 

cant think of any more atm

 

 

 

i do alot of stuff just to see what happens its fun till you hurt ur self

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staples dont hurt tssshhhh, ive had 3 or 4 stuck in my bicep, and then when i was drunk i headbutted a stapler and got the staple stuck in my skull another, trip to the hospital \'

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staples dont hurt tssshhhh, ive had 3 or 4 stuck in my bicep, and then when i was drunk i headbutted a stapler and got the staple stuck in my skull another, trip to the hospital \'

 

Seeing your picture in the thread, you wouldn't think you did this stuff. Oh well, I'm still scared [cabbage]less of you.

 

 

 

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alcohol can make me do weird stupid things and when drugs are brought in well even weirder stuff happens, and guess where the idea for the name skull2109 came from :lol:

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alcohol can make me do weird stupid things and when drugs are brought in well even weirder stuff happens, and guess where the idea for the name skull2109 came from :lol:

 

2109 staples in the head? :lol:

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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

no im from brissie but out the country way

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touched a metal tripod after it was over a bunsen burner for 30 minutes

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Stuck my little finger under a stapler where my nail is and hit it really hard. Did it during an exam too, staple got stuck in my finger through my nail. That was a looooong time ago, I've coppedonto myself now :P

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staples dont hurt tssshhhh, ive had 3 or 4 stuck in my bicep, and then when i was drunk i headbutted a stapler and got the staple stuck in my skull another, trip to the hospital \'

 

Seeing your picture in the thread, you wouldn't think you did this stuff. Oh well, I'm still scared [cabbage] of you.

 

 

 

 

Same :shock:

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