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Answer: Because you have cookies.



Question: Why does Kingtygy not watch Big Brother?

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Answer: Because his big brother doesn't want him to watch other big brothers.



Question: Why the hell am i so cool?


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I Dont know, have you considered buying a jumper or a jacket?



How come G.W. Bush has been Elected so many times ?
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Answer: He keeps getting re-elected because he has 99 hunter.



Question: Why do dogs always chase their tails?

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Because The evil man john the longface who has face that really isn't long inserted a bag of french fries in their tails. That's why! How do you like that?!



Question: My brother stinks at Guiter Hero. What should i do?


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A: Beat good into him with a drum set....then kill him.



Q: Is it possible to swim in pudding?
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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

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A: Depends if you like it stirred or strained.



Q: Why is Firefox like the best web browser ever?
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Because it is.





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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"


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I love camels.



Question: How should i burn down my house?


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A: just look at it.



Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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A: None



Q: What is 1+1?


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A:11



Q:why is the sky blue?

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how do you know ? Blue is just a word. It could be commonly mistaken for something like purple.



Why does :ugeek: look like Evil_mumm_raa







P.S. Guys 1+1 isnt a smart question >.>
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Because that smily does not look like him.



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Why do girls have boobs?

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So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. (family guy \<img src=/' /> )



why do some men have boobs? :-X
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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"


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Because now even men can get pregnant ( well He/She/Whatever used to be a she) (kind of confusing if you ask me....)



Why wont you give me a smart answer?
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A. Because the title told me not to.

Q.Why are Ninjas sugar free?
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A: because sensie says sugar is the work of shredder - teenage mutant ninja turtles enemy.



q: Why am i such a geek :geek: that rocks \<img src=/' /> ?
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A: Because i killed your parents and ate them.



Q: Why cant i find any Iron Maiden CDs here in USA?


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Because iron maiden is a name of a tree =D





If there is a sound in a forest and no one is there, does anyone hear it?
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