Macmaster92 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 A: Someone is busy right now can I take a Message? Q: What is Murphy's law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 A: Anything that fail will so that means everything eventually will fail. Q: How dose this make you feel?: :mrgreen: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer_Magic Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 this doesntdose me at all ? i found it hard to swallow. How come so many people have bad spelling Joined Runescape: 23/01/02 |||. Retired from Runescape: 07/07/2007[hide=Quotes]Elfs creating a crystal Axe would be like GreenPeace creating a Nuclear Powered Harpoon for killing seals..."Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'[/hide]Drops: Ahrims Hood, Guthans set FULL (minus legs), dragon half shield, dragon legs/skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Because they're spell checkers are plotting against them. What is the square root of 3.14? or Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jay99 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Its 69. Who invented the first plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F0TH Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Answer : Me Question : Why does 1 + 1 not = 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadmike Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 A:If it did my pie would explode. Q:When will we reach Mars and live there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 A: after everyone dies Q: What is the limit of U as I soar over infinity! (I think he's saying he's better than you, I'm not sure...) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jay99 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Yes, I like cabbage with mint sauce. How does one design a website? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 A. You design it on photoshop and print it out; then you glue the paper to your screen. Q. How do I learn to play the drums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roflol888 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 A: You hit the post and pans with sticks \ Q: Explain this: There is one barber in a town. Everyone goes to that barber. He has a sign in the window that says: Everyone in town will come to me and will not shave himself. No exceptions. So someone was walking along the road one day and the sign caught her eye. She went in and told him that his rule contradicts itself. She tells him that when he wants to shave himself, he can't go to him without shaving himself. He took the sign down. RUNESCAPE STATS:Highest - Firemaking, 39Lowest - Herblore/Summoning, 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jay99 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Set your beard on fire! How old is Chuck Norris? P.S. I don't get that riddle like thing. Someone explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 If the Sign says that everyone in town will go to the barber to shave and they CAN NOT shave themselves, the lady who went to the barber to tell him his sign was contradictory saying that when the barber wants to shave he can't shave himself and has to go to himself to get a shave. Which is contradictory. He took the sign down. I hope I made it clear to you... Its a pretty silly riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingtygy Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 A: D Jay99, How old is the Earth? Does that answer your question? ( :lol: Ah, ya gotta love the occasional Chuck Norris joke) Q: So, If a person walks up to you and says that they will shoot you if you say a true statement or stab you if you say something false and you say: "So i'm going to get stabed", what happens to you? You see, if you say that you're going to get stabbed, that would be false, but seeing as it's false, that means you will get stabbed making it true, and false, and so on, and yeah, you get the point. Penguin Power!^The last great war of the Wilderness....Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 A: One fish, two fish. \ Q: (pi)*453+102-Fish/Route66 ---------------------------------=? Infinity/928*Brownie+DOOM Good luck : Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jay99 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 6,66*10^8(Brownie-(DOOM*DOOM)) - 69. I think. How old is the earth? Don't say the earth is as old as Chuck Norris :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 A:Pie is good. Q:How do you condense DOOM into a laser? No, seriously. Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 With pieces of tomato, drowned in the sauce of a hundred rutabegas and topped with whipped mayonnaise. How do you put out a grease fire? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Play World of warcraft! Why does i hate mudkipz? 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leik Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A: 'cuz they ate your uncles ex-wifes brother. Q: Why is why Spell W-H-Y? LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE THIS SEASON. [01:24:34] CJ Hunnicutt: it takes skill to be that [bleep]ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Jay99 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Why? Why is a platypus a mammal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A:They are no fish! : Q:Who invented the rubber band? Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingtygy Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Ah, yes, that's an interesting story.... You see, way back when, there was a music band, called The Rubber Band. You see, they needed something to use to keep their um..... awesome music together, so one of them invented... the rubber band, and named it after them. :) Yup, that's how it happened. What is the meaning of life? (Don't say Chuck Norris!) Penguin Power!^The last great war of the Wilderness....Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leik Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A: Jack Morris. Q: Why does blue + yellow become green? LIVERPOOL WILL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE THIS SEASON. [01:24:34] CJ Hunnicutt: it takes skill to be that [bleep]ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzall Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 A: It doesn't, we're all colour blind. Q: If you eat an apple seed, does it gorw inside you?? The time of darkness is here. Now the true vampire arises Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7Click here for freedom from Macroers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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