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In the beginning, Adult Swim was an amazing segment of cartoon network featuring cartoons that could not be aired during regular hours.

 

 

 

I am going to go through the list of shows, and how Adult Swim is swooning on death.

 

 

 

-Assy Mcgee is terrible stacked on top of a talking [wagon]. Though I can see why it was pretty popular at first (Hey! A talking [wagon]!) it is a terrible show, that I can barely watch without wanting to kill myself.

 

 

 

-Fat Guy stuck in internet is so terribly horrible, it makes Chuck Norris cry. Really? Is this the best Adult Swim can offer? Its basically a super deluxe show, and everyone knows super deluxe is a major fail.

 

 

 

-Metalocalypse is my favorite show to watch on Sunday nights. It is hilarious and not at all a bad show. One of Adult Swims only ways of making money is by milking this cash cow.

 

 

 

-Morel Oral is a so-so series. I find that some of them are terrible while some are kind of funny.

 

 

 

-Robot Chicken is another one of my favorites, though I said metalocalypse is the best to watch on Sunday's, I only said that because robot chickens new season is not airing yet. A major show to milk (and they are, they are coming out with a second robot chicken star wars in November).

 

 

 

-Squidbillies is like Morel Oral, its all right here and there...

 

 

 

-Tim and Eric awesome show great job is really a pathetic attempt at being funny. It is crappy acting, stacked on top of crappy jokes, stacked on top of crappy Tim and Eric.

 

 

 

-Venture Bros is my second favorite show on Sunday nights at the moment. It kicks pop culture right in the [wagon] and tells it to bend down and kiss its foot (plus brock is awesome).

 

 

 

-Xavier Renegade Angel makes me wish CGI were never invented. When life sucks and you hope to have a heart attack or to crap out your guts, watch this show at the same time, and it might make you try harder.

 

 

 

-Aqua Teen Hunger Force is usually pretty good. The originals kind of sucked.

 

 

 

-The boondocks is hilarious and so funny, from what I heard it made someone crap there pants. Please bring a new season :pray: .

 

 

 

-Frisky Dingo is kind of funny, but has a continuing story which is something you find none of in a lot of comedy shows.

 

 

 

-Lucy, Daughter if the Devil had one good episode. I will not tell you which one it was, but this show sucks other than that one episode...

 

 

 

-Saul of the Mole Men is like being a paparazzi and stalking Britney Spears, your gonna get beat up for doing it.

 

 

 

-Space Ghost how I miss you. The original adult swim awesome.

 

 

 

Other suck and nonsuck

 

 

 

12 oz. Mouse= Suck

 

The Bob Clampett show=suck

 

The brak show=nonsuck

 

cartoon planet=suck

 

harvey birdman attorney at law=nonsuck

 

Home movies=suck

 

minorateam=nonsuck

 

perfect hair forever=nonsuck

 

the popeye show=suck (not supposed to be on Adult Swim #-o )

 

Sealab 2021=Major nonsuckage

 

Stroker and Hoop=suck

 

Tom gos to the mayor=suck

 

American dad=suck

 

Family Guy=nonsuck

 

bleach=nonsuck

 

Code geass= (might as well be code gay [wagon]) suck

 

Shin Chan=Nonsuck

 

Death Note=nonsuck

 

the ooblongs=So much suck I cried

 

Saved by the bell= Why in the hell did they air this crap? Suck

 

Inuyasha-AWESOME!

 

Korgoth of Barbaria=Should have had more than one episode...dumb adult swim...one of my favorite stand alones.

 

MOST OTHER ANIME=A huge list, but most were all right or gay completely (Eureka seven? Voltron?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what happened to adult swim, when it started it was full of great shows, now its turned into a schmorgusboard of reruns and crappy new shows (with a few exclusions).

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They base their programming on ratings, which is why they air so much crap. Evidentally, there are a lot of people out there that like the junk that's on there now. AS used to be awesome years ago, but now there's only about 2 shows on there that I actually look forward to seeing.

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I don't live in America either but it annoys me that you can't watch the shows on their site anymore. Actually I was just watching Metalocalypse (not anymore, cause there's no other place I can see it.) Been waiting for a [cabbage] load of time for the new episodes too. Oh well.

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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I don't live in America either but it annoys me that you can't watch the shows on their site anymore. Actually I was just watching Metalocalypse (not anymore, cause there's no other place I can see it.) Been waiting for a [cabbage] load of time for the new episodes too. Oh well.

 

 

 

I do not know where to go to see any of the previous episodes of Metalocalypse...I've seen every episode so...

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I don't live in America either but it annoys me that you can't watch the shows on their site anymore. Actually I was just watching Metalocalypse (not anymore, cause there's no other place I can see it.) Been waiting for a [cabbage] load of time for the new episodes too. Oh well.

 

 

 

I do not know where to go to see any of the previous episodes of Metalocalypse...I've seen every episode so...

I used to go here: http://www.adultswim.com . In the video section there are episodes of their shows, both old and new. Btw, I was wrong: you can still watch videos from that site *if you are from the United States. Duh! If you're from the US, you can just as well watch them on tv. I'm not sure I get the point behind this little stunt, but whatever....

 

 

 

Anyway, I'd like to ask anyone if they know of any site that could have Metalocalypse (new! episodes, season 2 not 1), to please let me know.

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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I don't live in America either but it annoys me that you can't watch the shows on their site anymore. Actually I was just watching Metalocalypse (not anymore, cause there's no other place I can see it.) Been waiting for a [cabbage] load of time for the new episodes too. Oh well.

 

 

 

I do not know where to go to see any of the previous episodes of Metalocalypse...I've seen every episode so...

I used to go here: http://www.adultswim.com . In the video section there are episodes of their shows, both old and new. Btw, I was wrong: you can still watch videos from that site *if you are from the United States. Duh! If you're from the US, you can just as well watch them on tv. I'm not sure I get the point behind this little stunt, but whatever....

 

 

 

Anyway, I'd like to ask anyone if they know of any site that could have Metalocalypse (new! episodes, season 2 not 1), to please let me know.

 

 

 

 

 

I use to watch them all on this one site that does not exist anymore due to legal issues or something... -.- :x :cry:

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You list all these shows as "suck" yet list Inuyasha as AWESOME. Dear god you just lost all credibility right there.

 

 

 

Going to argue with some of these:

 

 

 

-Xavier Renegade Angel makes me wish CGI were never invented. When life sucks and you hope to have a heart attack or to crap out your guts, watch this show at the same time, and it might make you try harder.

 

 

 

What? I loved that show, it was so trippy and the CGI fit it perfectly. Was pretty damn funny at times too.

 

 

 

-Frisky Dingo is kind of funny, but has a continuing story which is something you find none of in a lot of comedy shows.

 

 

 

The continuing story is what is great about Frisky Dingo. FYI it is one of my all time favorite shows, so hilarious.

 

 

 

 

-Lucy, Daughter if the Devil had one good episode. I will not tell you which one it was, but this show sucks other than that one episode...

 

 

 

 

I disagree, most of the EP's were pretty good

 

 

 

-Saul of the Mole Men is like being a paparazzi and stalking Britney Spears, your gonna get beat up for doing it.

 

 

 

That show made me laugh out loud so hard. Yeah, so what if it isn't the "normal" kind of humor one comes to expect?

 

 

 

Home movies=suck

 

 

 

What the [bleep]? How can anyone say Home movies sucks, it's an incredible show. I'm kind of amazed you didn't like it considering it's done by the same guy who did Metalacolypse.

 

 

 

American dad=suck

 

 

 

Give it a chance, their EP's are actually pretty funny.

 

 

 

Code geass= (might as well be code gay [wagon]) suck

 

Inuyasha-AWESOME!

 

 

 

Ohmygodpleasebeatroll. Christ you have a horrible taste in shows.

 

 

 

 

 

I agree with the "non sucks" . My favorite shows on [AS] include Frisky Dingo, Home movies, Metalacolypse, Xavier, Venture Bros, Shin Chan, Death note and Code Geass.

 

 

 

But seriously, not all kind of humor are the same. Some of the shows on there are different from the "family guy" kind of humor most have come to expect.

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You list all these shows as "suck" yet list Inuyasha as AWESOME. Dear god you just lost all credibility right there.

 

 

 

Going to argue with some of these:

 

 

 

-Xavier Renegade Angel makes me wish CGI were never invented. When life sucks and you hope to have a heart attack or to crap out your guts, watch this show at the same time, and it might make you try harder.

 

 

 

What? I loved that show, it was so trippy and the CGI fit it perfectly. Was pretty damn funny at times too.

 

 

 

-Frisky Dingo is kind of funny, but has a continuing story which is something you find none of in a lot of comedy shows.

 

 

 

The continuing story is what is great about Frisky Dingo. FYI it is one of my all time favorite shows, so hilarious.

 

 

 

 

-Lucy, Daughter if the Devil had one good episode. I will not tell you which one it was, but this show sucks other than that one episode...

 

 

 

 

I disagree, most of the EP's were pretty good

 

 

 

-Saul of the Mole Men is like being a paparazzi and stalking Britney Spears, your gonna get beat up for doing it.

 

 

 

That show made me laugh out loud so hard. Yeah, so what if it isn't the "normal" kind of humor one comes to expect?

 

 

 

Home movies=suck

 

 

 

What the [bleep]? How can anyone say Home movies sucks, it's an incredible show. I'm kind of amazed you didn't like it considering it's done by the same guy who did Metalacolypse.

 

 

 

American dad=suck

 

 

 

Give it a chance, their EP's are actually pretty funny.

 

 

 

Code geass= (might as well be code gay [wagon]) suck

 

Inuyasha-AWESOME!

 

 

 

Ohmygodpleasebeatroll. Christ you have a horrible taste in shows.

 

 

 

 

 

I agree with the "non sucks" . My favorite shows on [AS] include Frisky Dingo, Home movies, Metalacolypse, Xavier, Venture Bros, Shin Chan, Death note and Code Geass.

 

 

 

But seriously, not all kind of humor are the same. Some of the shows on there are different from the "family guy" kind of humor most have come to expect.

 

 

 

 

 

We all have our opinions. I hate Japanese animes involving giant robots (Except Evangelion), and I am not solely family guy. I hate their style, and only find it funny at points...remember when? is really stupid after some time...

 

Home movies just...sucks hard...

 

Frisky Dingo is hilarious. and saul of the mole men defines stupid. Can laugh harder at a show on discovery channel on endangered species.

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How many EP's have you seen of home movies. I'm not a fan of some of their stuff from season 1 but it's a brilliant show.

 

 

 

Admittedly it took a bit for me to get into, give it a shot. And, honestly dude, Inuyasha is horrible. I can't get over how a person could enjoy that travesty of a show.

 

 

 

 

 

Also saul of the mole men is supposed to be stupid. Thats the point.

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Oh my god Inuyasha, I saw that on your post and practically crapped my pants. Honestly, as Nad said, no respect. It was all gone right there.

 

 

 

Adult Swim sometimes scares the [cabbage] out of me to be honest in the wee hours of the morning. I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Pee Wee's Playhouse (what happened to it), Perfect Hair Forever is frankly insane and scares the bejesus out of me, The Ooblongs pretty much sucks and I don't like it, The Boondocks is beautiful, absolutely beautiful, Squidbillies is only amusing late at night, Morel Oral is okay, Death Note, Bleach, Ghost in the Shell (I'm so dissapointed, do they show this?), Blood+ is cool too sometimes, and etc.

 

 

 

I love it overall, though. But Adult Swim always creeps me out a lot of times. Also, I love when they introduce a show, those little short snapshots of scenes with bizarre music, wow. Brings back memories. I could watch these all day. Amazing. Wow. Love them, just had to say this.

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This thread brought back memories of Saul of the Mole Men though. Stupidest show ever, but so damn funny.

 

 

 

I do agree that Oblongs sucks though. Squidbillies, as you said, is a hit and miss show kind of like Moral Orel. I did like this last season though they did of squidbillies.

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This thread brought back memories of Saul of the Mole Men though. Stupidest show ever, but so damn funny.

 

 

 

I do agree that Oblongs sucks though. Squidbillies, as you said, is a hit and miss show kind of like Moral Orel. I did like this last season though they did of squidbillies.

 

 

 

Moral Orel is more or less funny. My fav is the one:

 

 

 

*Mom turns on the radio*

 

Radio: Burn in...

 

*Dad shuts it off*

 

Dad: Those kids and their satan rock

 

Mom: No! Turn it back on.

 

*Turns it back on*

 

Radio: Burn in heaven!

 

Dad: Oh, thats all right.

 

(or something like that)

 

 

 

 

 

I just like inuyasha since it was my first (sadly, I know, I do not know why I think its awesome when I am more obsessed with bleach...) manga/anime (or maybe it was ranma 1/2, one of the two)...Like I said, I saw code geass and I am getting sick of giant robots...

 

 

 

Anybody remember trinity blood? SO AWESOME...until he said "I can't kill anyone."

 

After that, I turned offthe TV and said "How much gayer can we get?"

 

 

 

Ohh, I forgot ghost in the shell. That was kickass!

 

(Please come back! :pray: )

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Really though, code geass just has robots in it -- it certainly is not the focus of the show.

 

 

 

I think the one Moral Orel I liked is where he started to bring back the dead because it was a sin to be dead or something. Then they had dirty clothes on so he took them off because "dirtyness is a sin".

 

 

 

 

 

Also I would give Home movies another shot if I were you. I remember first few episodes I saw I thought kind of sucked, but I watched some more and it's really a brilliant show once you get into it.

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Home Movies and 12oz Mouse are two of the funniest things on television.

 

 

 

I've actually only seen one EP of 12oz Mouse, I should really look for more of it sometime.

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Home Movies and 12oz Mouse are two of the funniest things on television.

 

 

 

I've actually only seen one EP of 12oz Mouse, I should really look for more of it sometime.

 

 

 

They need to be watched in order. I think they actually released a DVD where all the episodes are merged into a sort of movie.

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I know everyone hates it, but I love Trinity Blood. It's mainly for the art and the scenes and the music (loved the music, and you know you do too), more visually and mentally than anything. I don't even know much of the plot actually. :D

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Home Movies and 12oz Mouse are two of the funniest things on television.

 

 

 

I've actually only seen one EP of 12oz Mouse, I should really look for more of it sometime.

 

 

 

They need to be watched in order. I think they actually released a DVD where all the episodes are merged into a sort of movie.

 

 

 

Yeah, I think I'll look into it. If I remember it was the first EP I saw and it was pretty funny, didn't really pay attention though.

 

 

 

Frisky Dingo is kind of the same way as well, that is, it needs to be watched in order for some of the jokes to make sense.

 

 

 

I know everyone hates it, but I love Trinity Blood. It's mainly for the art and the scenes and the music (loved the music, and you know you do too), more visually and mentally than anything. I don't even know much of the plot actually.

 

 

 

You know, I think I watched an EP or two of that, it was so stupid. Is that the show where like the kid is a pope or some [cabbage]?

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I know everyone hates it, but I love Trinity Blood. It's mainly for the art and the scenes and the music (loved the music, and you know you do too), more visually and mentally than anything. I don't even know much of the plot actually. :D

 

 

 

 

 

It was great until the main character was like "Oh...I can't kill you..." By then I was like "What the [bleep]? You can't kill, yet you have, and you always do it in a brutal fasion? What a jerkoff."

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Adult Swim has fallen off something serious. The last new show that came onto Adult Swim I got into was the Boondocks, which is my favorite non-cancelled TV show.

 

 

 

Funny, true, fresh, all that stuff.

 

 

 

But I saw one episode of the Tim and Eric Awesome show.

 

 

 

 

 

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You list all these shows as "suck" yet list Inuyasha as AWESOME. Dear god you just lost all credibility right there.

 

 

 

Agreed x10

 

 

 

 

 

I don't watch Adult Swim a whole lot anymore. Night time is for partying, extra porn time, or whatever else I can find to do. However I do record the shows I like because our tv goes out often enough and I hate starting at a blank screen for 20 minutes waiting for it to come back.

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Only thing I find good on Adult Swim is Family Guy and Robot Chicken, though I barely watch Adult Swim (I'm a canadian that goes to the US very little). Everything else is horse [cabbage].

 

 

 

We do get some other things on Teletoon in Canada that I like, that I have never seen on Adult Swim, but have heard of being on there. If I actually saw that, I actually might have stopped playing video games and started watching Adult Swim again.

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