Harakiri Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "Inside my courtroom, I lay out the law like I lay out a pack of cards, pick out all the aces, put them in my sleeve, and play poker with them...You did not just hear that..." THE COURT OF VARROCK Court is now in session! By: Ratchet573 The judge sat in his dressing room and tried to pull on his robes. They were way to small. He threw them to the ground, and started kicking them. "WHY WON'T YOU FIT?" He could have thought the robes said "Because your too fat", but by the time he could comeback with a remark, his guard came in. "Sir, why are you naked?" "These damn robes won't fit." "But sir, you wear underwear beneath them right?" "What? I thought since they were bath robes." The guard sighed. "What is going on down their?" "Oh...I am so sorry..." "Awkward...I am leaving and pretending I never saw that..." CHAPTER 0: The chapter that should be named the prologue... THE VARROCK TIMES THE THIRD DAY OF THE SUMMER SOLSTICE Judge Ruse is a man on the edge. "I've dealt with drugs, with crazies, even with prostitution." He told us that he burns the drugs by placing them in his mouth and then lighting them on fire, he locks up a crazy in his house, and he knows everywhere to search for the best...he meant the worst...prostitutes in town and capture them. We asked them what he does with them and he said he locks them up. We asked him where and he would not reply. So the real question is, can we trust such sensitive cases with such a man. "Of course, I've seen...I mean know all evil...and will stop all evil." Today, he will find himself in his first case ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Made me lul >.< I like it tons so far.If you don't mind,what's your education on this...writing? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 very... interesting so far, seems a good story. sig by Soa.....tip.it times.....art & mediadeviantart/flickr/last.fm/steam/twitter/tumblr/youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 Made me lul >.< I like it tons so far.If you don't mind,what's your education on this...writing? ...Um...I just am a comedian sort of guy...and like to write about crazy...situations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distracted Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Made me lul >.< I like it tons so far.If you don't mind,what's your education on this...writing? ...Um...I just am a comedian sort of guy...and like to write about crazy...situations? Lol, strange story... =P I suggest UzziSoft for your sig though, before it gets blocked for being too large again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xewleer Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 more like...WARNING! IMMATURE CONTENT! gah ha ha! Owned! I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephiroth_king Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 more like...WARNING! IMMATURE CONTENT! gah ha ha! Owned! Xewleehr! Have you been on drugs or something! Your post have been hyper...A lot...(Example=Bold) And you do it in a lot of Ratchets posts--oooooooohhhh, it's because they're Ratchets posts...In that case... I AGREE!!!!!!111111 Hahahahahaha, just kidding, seriously...It was pretty good, but not as funny as your other things which I still didn't like anyway but I go to and read now and again because I get a good laugh now and then even though I'm not a fan and stuff but I still go 'cause like I said above and stuff and Oblivion is a really fun game and I like playing it maybe you should base a story around that and make fun of bluejay in the process and (Runs out of breath and dies) I'm eager to see more...Er, I mean read more...Ya... Hoping to get a new Signature (with matching avatar) soon. :D In the meantime...Steam username: )I'll rewrite it later (add me if you want) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 more like...WARNING! IMMATURE CONTENT! gah ha ha! Owned! Xewleehr! Have you been on drugs or something! Your post have been hyper...A lot...(Example=Bold) And you do it in a lot of Ratchets posts--oooooooohhhh, it's because they're Ratchets posts...In that case... I AGREE!!!!!!111111 Hahahahahaha, just kidding, seriously...It was pretty good, but not as funny as your other things which I still didn't like anyway but I go to and read now and again because I get a good laugh now and then even though I'm not a fan and stuff but I still go 'cause like I said above and stuff and Oblivion is a really fun game and I like playing it maybe you should base a story around that and make fun of bluejay in the process and (Runs out of breath and dies) I'm eager to see more...Er, I mean read more...Ya... Whoa...you guys need to take a nice little break from the forum...you guys are running out of sleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Two pwnt by one post. Lol, 10 points ratchet, though I don't really like the story. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephiroth_king Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 more like...WARNING! IMMATURE CONTENT! gah ha ha! Owned! Xewleehr! Have you been on drugs or something! Your post have been hyper...A lot...(Example=Bold) And you do it in a lot of Ratchets posts--oooooooohhhh, it's because they're Ratchets posts...In that case... I AGREE!!!!!!111111 Hahahahahaha, just kidding, seriously...It was pretty good, but not as funny as your other things which I still didn't like anyway but I go to and read now and again because I get a good laugh now and then even though I'm not a fan and stuff but I still go 'cause like I said above and stuff and Oblivion is a really fun game and I like playing it maybe you should base a story around that and make fun of bluejay in the process and (Runs out of breath and dies) I'm eager to see more...Er, I mean read more...Ya... Whoa...you guys need to take a nice little break from the forum...you guys are running out of sleep... Ya WELL...I Hven't been able to go on the forums in forever 'cause of school, just glad to be back...And I'm not hyper anymore, yay. Hoping to get a new Signature (with matching avatar) soon. :D In the meantime...Steam username: )I'll rewrite it later (add me if you want) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Ya WELL...I Hven't been able to go on the forums in forever 'cause of school, just glad to be back...And I'm not hyper anymore, yay. I see. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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