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mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

Happy now?

 

Not sure if Latvian... 

 

Yes, I am not muggi but am extremely satisfied. No more will I have to go around trying to remember where Saq is from. He is now Estonian dude.

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Sometimes I wish I was gay or bi to treat my male friends like FWB would make life so much simpler lol. Also I'm drunk as shit right now lol.

Just gonna quote this in case you sober up before anyone sees this, and you get the chance to change it.

 

 

:| at that. Was mad stressed out about finals at that moment, and then wasted more hours by being drunk instead of studying.

 

Hah, i think most guys would be lying if at some point in their life they didn't say the exact same thing (or at least think it), when drunk (or perhaps not even drunk just frustrated). Luckily for you, it was said on the internet to a group of "strangers" and not in a group of guys (really "manly" guys who wouldn't let a moment in which they can prove how manly they are slip through their fingers) who have been drinking since the afternoon. Yeah... the weirdest thing from that entire experience for me was that i felt like at least 2 or 3 of them wanted to take me up on my "offer".

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I considered going gay for my best friend once. He was just so...there for me, y'know?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

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Was he gay? Or did you just go like, "bro, I'd suck your [rooster]."

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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I've done stuff with a straight friend once. We were slightly drunk and he said "oh [bleep] it, nothing wrong with being curious."

 

Was kinda awkward for me, coming from the guy who sleeps with other guys often.

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Was he gay? Or did you just go like, "bro, I'd suck your [rooster]."

Nah he's straight, but kind of on the metro side. He kinda looks like JGL. We had just been hanging out like everyday for a couple months and it felt like being together as a couple almost made sense. ButI had also just come out of a really long relationship and was confusing companionship with romantic interest.

 

(Of course there's something to be said for being in love with people and not genders of people)

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Dry spell over. Wasn't amazing, but hey... Even cold pizza is good pizza

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Maybe "warm beer still gets you drunk" is more apt. I actually prefer cold pizza despite popular opinion

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So relating to the past page's conversation, I made out with a guy last night. Dude's one of my best friends and honestly it was totally fine.  Didn't get any enjoyment out of it, but it wasn't the end of the world. It was pretty tame as far as making out goes too.  There was a little bit of tongue involved though haha.

 

 

I also made out with a different friend who is not a guy and that was definitely less okay.  Significantly more enjoyable though. And maybe more serious.  I think the idea is that we're just not going to acknowledge it going forward though.

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"Just cause I make out with dudes doesn't mean I'm gay "
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We all gotta place somewhere on the spectrum right?

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I'm being chased by an old, gay man. Metaphorically, so far.

 

Please don't emulate his behaviour. It really doesn't help your chances.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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You wanna know how I met your mother? I screamed vulgar and offensive things at her as she walked home from work and she immediately fell in love with me.

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HOLY SHIT, TOUCHING WORKS!

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I'm being chased by an old, gay man. Metaphorically, so far.

 

Please don't emulate his behaviour. It really doesn't help your chances.

 

...What?

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What? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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He really likes dudes 19-27.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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HOLY SHIT, TOUCHING WORKS!

So you did the whole touching elbow pulling hair thing from about 50 or so pages back? Why do you think Muggi would promote something that didn't work, he goes by a system of efficiently going from nobodies for FB's.

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So you did the whole touching elbow pulling hair thing from about 50 or so pages back? Why do you think Muggi would promote something that didn't work, he goes by a system of efficiently going from nobodies for FB's.

 

Is it really worth trawling back through 50 pages to find that... It sounds fairly Julian Blanc-ish assuming it is unsolicited-physical contact. (Depends where you personally draw the line)

 

Anyway, went on a date with a (at the time) nice girl. We got along up until the point she said a very homophobic statement (and not retract from it). I was aghast, I did not expect it. Regardless I walked her home at the end of the data and left it at that. She may have been misinformed but she seemed to have stuck by it - and referenced her Catholicism as a premise for the homophobic statement.

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Yeah. Learning how to touch women (and learning how to overcome your fear of doing so) is non-negotiable. If you get into the habit of touching women you're interested in, you're instantly miles and miles ahead of every other guy in the world... because most men are [kitties], and women don't like [kitties] :P

 

Anyways, the only way to get over a fear like that is to simply do it despite being afraid. The more you do it, the less afraid you'll be... and the more you'll actaully enjoy doing it because your body will have learned that women enjoy being touched so you'll enjoy touching them.

 

If you want to make that first step more bearable, take cold showers, lift heavy weights, and don't masturbate for a full week. When your testosterone is higher than normal and your mind is full of sex thoughts, suddenly you'll be a lot more willing to take risks and touch them :P

 

Also, it only really works if you touch them right off the bat. When I first meet a girl on a date, I try to immediately grab her hand and lead her to where we'll be sitting. In the past, sometimes I'd wait like 30 minutes into the date to start touching them. That's when they'd feel uncomfortable with it.

 

It's also easier to touch people when you're drunk, though I wouldn't really recommend that since IME the perks of my drunk persona take a very long time with many repeated experiences to transfer over to my sober persona.

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