jasignhagj Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Answering OKCupid questions is actually a pretty fun drinking game if you have a few friends over. It's like Scruples but with more questions about vaginas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I have to wait until next week before I get to see Trent again :\ We were both hoping to get it on all night on Saturday but his drink got spiked, so we had to go home early, look after him then take him to the clinic later to be safe, followed by a day of sleeping. :< Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Is spiking a common thing in bars in your area? Take care Tim. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalphite Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I don't really use it on Tinder unless the girl's super hot :PIdk dude I tried using it on Tinder after seeing you sing praises of it and that was the most common question for girls to fall off responding to. I've never had an actually hot girl keep messaging me after asking that so I cut it completely lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Makes me wonder what kind of girl muggiw messages verse the kind you do Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 The hottest girl I've dated off Tinder texted me after I asked her that On Tinder it's not uncommon for girls to suddenly quit messaging me and then text me a few days later though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 What your hot is might not be his hot Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 She's a Hooters girl and a model. She knew she was hot and she knew most guys find her hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Meanwhile on OKCupid... Me: copypasta opener Her: Good to know. Well we are, according to this app, 51% match; however, I do not trust this app. I haven't read your profile description, and now with more reason, I have no necessity to do so since you will do it. Me: I'd take OKC's metrics with a grain of salt.What would you say your best quality is that doesn't have anything to do with your looks? I've got my own guesses but you'd probably know better than I would. :) Her: My best quality if being myself with whom ever I'm with Me: Cool. What are you looking for on here? Her: What are you? Me: In no particular order, I'm looking for...1. Smart. Gotta be smart or else it's hard to relate to her and joke around.2. Hot. I'm still a guy, after all.3. Likes frequent sex. That spark between two people can start to fade pretty quickly otherwise.4. Kind. I'm pretty intolerant of negativity and drama in my life.Does that sound like you? Her: Yeah. But I'm looking for:*Be or slowly transition to Veganism/Vegetarianism. I don't want to kiss nor have intercourse with a human that eats a dead corpse.* Be smart. I also like to make allusions and smart comments.* Be attractive. I'm a woman for a reason.* Have control but also likes to be controller. I like to "eat" differently everyday. Me: Ok you seem safe enough. :) We should meat up sometime for coffee or dessert. Don't be misteakin, though, I don't have any interest in becoming a vegan or a vegetarian. I'm too much of a weenie to give up beef and fish. Anyways if you're still interested in meeting up and you don't think I'm full of bologna, my number's xxx.xxx.xxxx For some reason she hasn't texted me yet :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 The words "dead corpse" kinda violate #1, no? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez899 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Muggi, don't worry about her not texting you. We all know that you won fair and square with that last message. P.S. I know you aren't worried. Take it a supporting sarcasm 1 http://forum.tip.it/topic/325514-bonez899s-journey-to-an-eventual-max/ My blog of progress on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 The words "dead corpse" kinda violate #1, no? I thought the same thing! That shit belongs in the department of redundancy department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Nothing against vegans and vegetarianism but if they try to convert your eating habits its just as bad as culture appropriation, or even hysterical cult recruitment. Its selfish, and close minded. But I know im just preaching to the choir. Just annoys me when people try to control people they dont know the first thing about (or even afterward) I admire how blunt you are introducing sex. Im sure it does a great job of weeding out the unwilling. Also: LOL @ bologna pun Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Shiiiiit just noticed misteakin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I admire how blunt you are introducing sex. Im sure it does a great job of weeding out the unwilling. Surely most fine dime broads can't resist a good dickin' from Ralph Wiggum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/35b1ye/i_am_psychology_professor_philip_zimbardo_here/ That was interesting to skim through. Men who aren't addicted to porn and video games have a big advantage in the dating scene right now :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Men who aren't addicted to porn and video games have a big advantage in the dating scene right now :thumbup:I thought that was [bleep]ing obvious already lmao. 1 Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Men who aren't addicted to porn and video games have a big advantage in the dating scene right now :thumbup:I thought that was [bleep]ing obvious already lmao. The AMA heavily implied that it's a tragedy how most guys would rather play video games and watch porn than go date. My point was that this is actually a good thing :P I brought it up since I'm sure there's at least a couple of people here that think it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's probably about time we learn everyone's go to porn genre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's probably about time we learn everyone's go to porn genre Miss hottie 2015 Quaterfinal 3: Lisa Ann vs. Hentai Tentacle Monster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Men who aren't addicted to porn and video games have a big advantage in the dating scene right now :thumbup:I thought that was [bleep]ing obvious already lmao. The AMA heavily implied that it's a tragedy how most guys would rather play video games and watch porn than go date. My point was that this is actually a good thing :P I brought it up since I'm sure there's at least a couple of people here that think it's a bad thing. Oh but going on dates is fun - It's like playing a video game but when you win you get to stick your penis into a vagina. Men these days ~ I suppose if I wanted to find out more, I could go read Zibardo + Coulombes book :P Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's probably about time we learn everyone's go to porn genre Miss hottie 2015 Quaterfinal 3: Lisa Ann vs. Hentai Tentacle Monster I just looked up Lisa Ann.... I'm pretty sure the Tentacle Monster would win by a landslide. “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Men who aren't addicted to porn and video games have a big advantage in the dating scene right now :thumbup:I thought that was [bleep]ing obvious already lmao. The AMA heavily implied that it's a tragedy how most guys would rather play video games and watch porn than go date. My point was that this is actually a good thing :P I brought it up since I'm sure there's at least a couple of people here that think it's a bad thing. Are there people who actively watch porn for entertainment? I can't imagine watching so much porn it actually took up a noticeable part of my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dash Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Define "entertainment"... Is that like where you watch it without the intention of getting off? “I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”“Do you have any regrets?”“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”“Mmmhmm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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