RpgGamer Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Thats a strong conclusion to jump to. Maybe she accepted a job in another country or something Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonian dude Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I know that I did something wrong. And seriously wrong... I hope that I can speak myself clear, but it might get hard... I did get a good troll out of it, but it might cost me dearly. So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I know that I did something wrong. And seriously wrong... I hope that I can speak myself clear, but it might get hard... I did get a good troll out of it, but it might cost me dearly.Do I really want to know the details. You speak as if you want to talk about it... :P Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Yeh it seems each time I read troll in a sentence, I get a little dumber. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Hung out with a girl from Tinder. She said in her bio that she had a boyfriend, and I knew that. She just moved here from the east coast and wanted to find some new friends. She seemed like a really cool person and we had a lot of stuff in common, like music taste and stuff. She really wanted to hang out so we did. She talked about sex A LOT, like everything from past relationships to porn she watches, and kept saying how she missed having sex so much (her boyfriend is back on the east coast) and stuff like that. So basically I'm trying to say that I think she wanted to have sex with me. She seems really clingy and needy, which I kind of like a little bit in girls to a certain degree, but she honestly seems a little bit crazy. Like she already wanted to hang out again tomorrow. She's just really exhausting to be around, like extroverted to the highest degree and it sucks the energy out of me. Basically I don't know what to do here. Like I wouldn't mind being friends with her but she's a lil crazy and I don't really want to be the person she cheats on her long-distance boyfriend with (she's not attractive enough to be worth it lollll). But I feel bad ignoring her. ehhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Quit hanging out with her if you aren't planning on pursuing a sexual relationship with her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 If she doesn't fit in with your other friends is not really worth it Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonian dude Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Oh, plot twist:A pretty good friend of mine has also fallen for that same girl that I had/have (dunno what we gonna talk tomorrow) a thing with.I don't know if he knows anything about what we did. Life like in a South-American soap opera. So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I would find the drama easier to follow if there were named characters and concrete facts. Perhaps give them fake names, like Rodrigo and Elvira, to hide their identities. But at the moment it's too vague - I'm not really following the story. 1 "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Quit hanging out with her if you aren't planning on pursuing a sexual relationship with herUnless your short on friends and plan on keeping her around with the full intention of never having sex with her even if she insistsIdk I think they should have sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I'll instantly get monogamous if I ever date a girl named Elvira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Ha ha my grandma's called Elvira. 3 "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonian dude Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I actually know a woman named Elviira. Well, what is here to explain? I like a girl, have gone out with her a few times, have stayed the night at her place and she has at mine and well, think further.Now, she doesn't want anyone to know about us. And as far as I know, there is only one guy for certain who knows about us and he lives in the UK, but saw us on NYE.The problem is, I screwed up a bit by misusing her trust a bit.In doing so, I learned that a good mate of mine (not the one who lives in UK) has also developed quite a crush on her. I don't know what he knows about me and that girl.Now she is pissed at me for being a douchebag and we have the "we need to talk" conversation tomorrow. I have no idea what to expect. But to be honest, she is kinda out of my league. So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 But the whole dramatic linchpin is still vague: how did you abuse her trust? Did you betray her in some way or was it to do with her trust fund? We must know why Elvira is so upset. And do you worry your friend Rodrigo might steal her away? 4 "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 yeah it's just a weird scenario for me because on paper she's everything I'd want in a friend or partner. same taste in obscure music, art, hobbies, stuff like that. but she's so hypersexual that it makes me uncomfortable. like I have absolutely no problem with sex or talking about it, but within like an hour of meeting her she was telling me about how she gives the best [bleep]s, has no gag reflex, sucked the dick of some 27 year old high school teacher, and a lot more. so it's weird to be around someone who is so bizarrely open about her sex life but has a long distance boyfriend. i don't want to be the bad guy and have her cheat on him with me, but if she just shut the [bleep] up about sex for once then she has potential for being a good friend. whatever. it's not really that big of a deal for me either way because I'm not all that physically attracted to her, so we'll probably just drift away. it'd be easier if she didn't text and snapchat me all the time, but oh well I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I've dated girls like that. They're often not exaggerating. I dont see you hanging out with her and not having sex with her somewhere down the line. But at least it'll be fun. (And her boyfriend is either really used to being cheated on, is insanely insecure, insanely oversecure, or a complete moron) Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 yeah it's just a weird scenario for me because on paper she's everything I'd want in a friend or partner. same taste in obscure music, art, hobbies, stuff like that. but she's so hypersexual that it makes me uncomfortable. like I have absolutely no problem with sex or talking about it, but within like an hour of meeting her she was telling me about how she gives the best [bleep]s, has no gag reflex, sucked the dick of some 27 year old high school teacher, and a lot more. so it's weird to be around someone who is so bizarrely open about her sex life but has a long distance boyfriend. i don't want to be the bad guy and have her cheat on him with me, but if she just shut the [bleep] up about sex for once then she has potential for being a good friend. whatever. it's not really that big of a deal for me either way because I'm not all that physically attracted to her, so we'll probably just drift away. it'd be easier if she didn't text and snapchat me all the time, but oh well I guess.If you're not comfortable with it, don't do anything, but I say just stop over thinking it and get with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I can understand not wanting to bang her just for ethical reasons... but other than that, if she has no STDs and you're attracted to her then it's kind of insane not to move forward with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Based on the description, she might well have STDs. 1 "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Based on the description, she might well have STDs. Yay slutshaming 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggiwhplar Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Based on the description, she might well have STDs. Doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalphite Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Blah it's been a while since I've posted here because I've been procrastinating typing out what's been happening over the last month and a half but now I have actual homework to procrastinate for so I guess it's happening~ First off, you guys were right about the last girls I was talking about (the one I went on two dates with without kissing/barely even touching lol). We had a third date set up, she bailed, we kept talking for a little bit but it gradually fizzled out over break and she stopped even responding to me once school started back up so it's safe to say that story is done. I briefly mentioned this in the today thread but I had a dramatically better experience on New Year's Eve. I ended up going to a folk / bluegrass jam band show with some friends and we all took MDMA. For those of you that haven't experienced it, it basically removes all of your social anxiety and makes you super happy and outgoing without being intoxicating, and it makes dancing and touching feel INCREDIBLE. Ended up dancing/making out with an incredibly hot girl there, which was a hell of an ego boost as I had never done a cold approach like that before that worked. It's just incredible how easy everything becomes when you stay relaxed and just naturally escalate touching. I realize that is exactly what you guys have been saying for years but it's just something else being able to experience yourself doing it and seeing how possible it actually is. Didn't have my phone on me to get the girl's number afterwards though ;_; but still, definitely an awesome experience, 10/10 would recommend Anyways, since I've been at school I've been trying to get the Tinder train rolling. Had a date today after 2 attempts with other girls that flaked. I thought it wasn't off to the greatest start as she gave me a kind of weird look upon walking in and realizing she was about four inches taller than me and the initial conversation was a little awkward, as I'm sure is pretty common when meeting a stranger off the internet. However, after about 20 minutes the awkwardness subsided and after about 40 I ballsed up and had her give me her hand for the rest of the date, as Muggi has been suggesting forever. As he said, it was not nearly as awkward as I thought it would be - it took a second for her to understand what I was asking but she had no problem with it once I did and it's amazing how quickly the conversation became more natural/interesting almost immediately after. We ended up staying at the bubble tea place for a bit under two hours (legitimately lost track of time there, I know you guys only suggest about 45 minutes but we were touching the whole time and it felt right so I just went with it), after which I hugged her goodbye and left. So like... what now? I don't really want to do an event date again after how things fizzled out with the last girl I tried that with but idk, seems weird to already jump to just inviting her over. I'm probably overthinking it though. Also, can you guys help me with my tinder pictures? Here is the album of pictures I've been using. Currently my profile just has the first two in the album (I cropped the girls out of the second one aside from some peripheral parts I couldn't manage haha), though I've generally been rotating between those five. Idk any advice is welcome, if there's something that's blatantly missing I can try to fix that as well. I'm just at the point where tinder barely shows me any new profiles on campus anymore but I'm still barely getting matches even from indiscriminately swiping right (i'm averaging like one a week-ish lol and I feel like that's really low). Idk any advice is welcome. Currently my profile text is just my school and year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I would suggest less selfies and more real life stuff that's interesting. Like you playing a sport or at a party or on a hike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Yeah, have like one selfie max. Always have an obligatory picture or two of you with other people, and another one or two of you doing something like a hobby. I have one of me playing the guitar which I think helps a lot, but it could be hiking or something like that. I've had Tinder for exactly one month now. 228 matches total. Helps that I alternated between my hometown and my large college, but yeah. My pictures could be a lot better and I swipe right on a large majority of girls. I honestly don't care much about it, I'm not really actively trying to get dates out of it. I really only talk to girls when they initiate. It's fun though, as dumb as it can often be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Levelled Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 When I had tinder, a picture with a state championship trophy got a lot of notice. (Waving my dick) Really though, it worked, but I felt like a tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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