Definitely not a sir And it took me only 2 minutes to find. I just searched the topic for the word "kid" then I just used the find command to look for your name and there you go
You have no idea how much I struggled doing that. I must have filtered something wrong. And now that I've read the context around that post, yikes. I was such a naive idiot back then haha. First week of college and I'm "girlfriend hunting" ? What the hell was wrong with me? You were right to blow up on me Omar hahaha
Here in the wilds of Suberbia, we watch the RpgGamer, who has set up his ambush spot, and is lying in wait. This hunter is a mean fellow, and blimey he has to be to hunt something as wild and as foreign as the species of girlfriend. The days hot and the nights cold, it is a battle of both wits and endurence for both species in this life or death struggle. While RpgGamer chooses to best it alone, many will notice the wild girlfriend of Suberbia tend to travel in groups, usually in 3 or more. While it is not uncommon to see a single long wild girlfriend, they usually stay in a pack, as it is well know that strength lies in numbers.
A commotion is heart upstreet, and 2 wild girlfriends are seen walking down the street. Already the hunter, RpgGamer has set himself into a low, pronelike state as to not be seen from behind the bush. Flawless timing is needed if he is to suceed. Patience as well. Slowly the girlfriends make their way towards the trap RpgGamer has set. Suddenly, the girlfriends stop, showing signs of fright. From a tree not far from out lone hunter, another hunter leaps down with a wild screech and gives chase. In a flash the chase is on, and the hunter, bearing down upon the 2, is within striking distance. As close as he is to victory however, one of the girlfriends pulls out a small bottle and uses a defensive option available that is commonly seen, the pepper spray. The hunter screeches, falls to the ground, and manages to limp away after a few swift kicks.
RpgGamer slinks away, another hunter having ruined his chances, and will have to return to hunt another day, leaving once again empty handed.