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@Dan, not everyone has friends with benefits, or is 18/21+, or has the confidence of a god like yourself. For once try and post a reply that isn't thought about your [bleep]. Im tired, going to bed and yes Im ranting at you because you take life for granted while others dont get what you have despite how badly they try.

 

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grass is always greener, my life isn't perfect just because I'm having sex.

 

Yeah I initially thought sex but then realized he was 14. Just flirt and meet new people, and pick a new hobby that will occupy your mind enough to get her out of your head. Boxing or bjj would be perfect. Or something different like taking a fire twirling class.

 

Tim gets a little hot under the collar when sex is mentioned. We all appreciate your input Dan, you play just as much of a key role in this thread as any other advise giver. Conflicting views are good for the thinking/advice receiving process.

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Tim gets a little hot under the collar when sex is mentioned. We all appreciate your input Dan, you play just as much of a key role in this thread as any other advise giver. Conflicting views are good for the thinking/advice receiving process.

This... Sure is jealous in here.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Tim gets a little hot under the collar when sex is mentioned. We all appreciate your input Dan, you play just as much of a key role in this thread as any other advise giver. Conflicting views are good for the thinking/advice receiving process.

This... Sure is jealous in here.

If you knew half the crap I've delt with over the years, you'd get wound up very easily too.

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Tim gets a little hot under the collar when sex is mentioned. We all appreciate your input Dan, you play just as much of a key role in this thread as any other advise giver. Conflicting views are good for the thinking/advice receiving process.

This... Sure is jealous in here.

If you knew half the crap I've delt with over the years, you'd get wound up very easily too.

 

Deep breaths man, deep breaths

 

We've all been through our fair share of bull [cabbage].

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This topic amuses because it seems to be the teenage angst "help me get laid please!1111!!! topic"

 

While sex can be awesome, it's also a load of responsibility. You got babies, women who go nutty after you sleep with them (women tell me men do the same), STD's - it's not this big joyous safe fun experience like the ballpit at mcdonalds when you're little.

 

Being a virgin, isn't a bad thing, it's a mark of respect, and self control at times, and sure while it may suck, I can name friends of mine who lost thiers and got herpes (talk about an experience for life) and crap like that.

 

Sex is a healthy part of a relationship, but shouldn't be the damn focus, get to know them, watch the notebook, learn what they enjoy and like and become friends with them.

 

The friend zone - is a bullshit zone that really doesn't exist :P

 

 

My advice to people.

 

STOP LOOKING for a relationship. You won't die of loneliness, you won't be a loser.

 

Discover yourself, find your hobbies, figure out what you like and LIVE LIFE. LOVE LIFE.

 

When you do this - the women will come to you in droves and it doesn't matter if you collect action figures, wear t-shirts of 80's cartoons - when you love yourself and enjoy your life, your attitude and personality will reflect that and you will have no problem getting women.

 

~Das

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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STOP LOOKING for a relationship. You won't die of loneliness, you won't be a loser.

 

Discover yourself, find your hobbies, figure out what you like and LIVE LIFE. LOVE LIFE.

I learned this the hard way :unsure: But very true words...

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Why is it every 30 pages or so someone makes that speech?

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Aye, couldn't agree more. End of the day, if you focus on your own interests, you're more likely to find someone like-minded anyway, and if this doesn't happen, at least you're happy doing your own thing.

 

Too many young people taking the relationship thing so seriously. What the hell happened to exploring yourself?

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Aye, couldn't agree more. End of the day, if you focus on your own interests, you're more likely to find someone like-minded anyway, and if this doesn't happen, at least you're happy doing your own thing.

 

Too many young people taking the relationship thing so seriously. What the hell happened to exploring yourself?

 

It lead to chronic masturbation...

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Why is it every 30 pages or so someone makes that speech?

because every 30 pages or so someone is desperate for sex it gets all flamey and angtsy.

 

So they send in a god with the women to impart words of wisdom.

 

Something like that.

 

 

It lead to chronic masturbation...

I lol'ed so hard i think i gave myself a headache.

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

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So they send in a god with the women to impart words of wisdom.

 

Something like that.

 

 

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I agree with the gist of your post. Except the part about watching "The Notebook." Terrible advice, terrible movie.

 

 

it gets you places.

 

It's better than clash of the titans. xD

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

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It's better than clash of the titans. xD

 

That's because anything is better than Clash of the Titans.

 

It could be worse. They could be subjected to The Last Airbender.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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It's better than clash of the titans. xD

 

That's because anything is better than Clash of the Titans.

 

It could be worse. They could be subjected to The Last Airbender.

oh god, they may as well watch teeth.

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

Abraham Lincoln

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It's better than clash of the titans. xD

 

That's because anything is better than Clash of the Titans.

 

It could be worse. They could be subjected to The Last Airbender.

oh god, they may as well watch teeth.

Or the human centipede. 100% medically accurate.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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Why is it every 30 pages or so someone makes that speech?

Because the rest of the time we make speeches about IOIs and flirting.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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It's better than clash of the titans. xD

 

That's because anything is better than Clash of the Titans.

 

It could be worse. They could be subjected to The Last Airbender.

oh god, they may as well watch teeth.

Teeth was a great movie. Dunno what you're talking about :rolleyes:

 

Kim outa nowhere!

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Why is it every 30 pages or so someone makes that speech?

Because the rest of the time we make speeches about IOIs and flirting.

 

But I don't think IOI has been said in the past 10 pages at least, until now. In fact, I think the only PUA term that's been said was GFTOG, which really, is just solid advice in general, as long as you don't take it literally...

 

Anyways, the speech happens because someone always gets annoyed by the fact that really, the advice given usually is about attraction, but that's because once you get a relationship, talking about problems with that isn't seen as vulnerable. Whereas asking for help with getting girls can make you seem vulnerable or "lesser", because men see it as something they need to be able to do. So yes, being yourself and confident is the best way to get the girls you want, but being confident and a "ladies man" is the best way to get any kind of girl.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

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Why is it every 30 pages or so someone makes that speech?

Because the rest of the time we make speeches about IOIs and flirting.

 

But I don't think IOI has been said in the past 10 pages at least, until now. In fact, I think the only PUA term that's been said was GFTOG, which really, is just solid advice in general, as long as you don't take it literally...

 

Anyways, the speech happens because someone always gets annoyed by the fact that really, the advice given usually is about attraction, but that's because once you get a relationship, talking about problems with that isn't seen as vulnerable. Whereas asking for help with getting girls can make you seem vulnerable or "lesser", because men see it as something they need to be able to do. So yes, being yourself and confident is the best way to get the girls you want, but being confident and a "ladies man" is the best way to get any kind of girl.

 

Then we must ask ourselves what we truly want: 1 girl to fall in love with, or dozens of girls that we are mutually attracted to?

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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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