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I mean that I think that most talk of how the next generation being wilder/crazier/nastier than their predecessors is mostly based in bias.

 

I mean, just because you weren't an absolute little shit when you were younger didn't mean many of your peers weren't. But when you're their age you're less likely to know about ways in which they're disrespectful/insane because for one you probably won't be associating with the worst ones, and two (if we're talking a lot younger than 19) you might not actually be capable of comprehending what's happening/ have the cognitive ability to realize what they've been doing.

 

Personally I think all generations have more or less been equally disrespectful and short sighted overall (Romans threw the craziest parties, seriously).

 

 

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Muggi, that's the best flirting technique I've heard since "chase the girl with the largest millipede you can find".

 

I mean, I know you're right, there was certainly some screw ups that I graduated with...I guess it is just bias, but I train highschool kids regularly at my job over the past 4 years, and they don't seem to be getting any more intelligent to say the least.

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Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers. - socrates, 480 BC (maybe)

 

"The world is passing through troublous times. The young people of today think of nothing but themselves. They have no reverence for parents or old age. They are impatient of all restraint. They talk as if they knew everything, and what passes for wisdom with us is foolishness with them. As for the girls, they are forward, immodest and unladylike in speech, behavior and dress." - peter the hermit AD 1274

 

people have been thinking this for literal millenia

 

(fun fact: on my list of desirable penis nicknames, peter the hermit is #12)

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EDIT: Sonofa[bleep]. Totally wanted to be like "yo guys the first person to call the youth young lazy gossipers was a greek philosopher" and then that [bleep]ing libertarian beat me to it.

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Because obviously, you weren't the same at 19 :P

 

Not to put myself or my generation on a high horse but what kids 19 now have experienced is quite different from when I was 19. They don't appreciate Limp Bizkit and KoRn. They're barely old enough to have experienced pokemon in its prime. I can't list specific differences, and maybe there's some geographical dimensions to it too, but it seems the up-coming generations are much screwier than the last. And the pattern continues.

 

Thats a bit bias, I guess I put myself in between your age and 19 so I experienced a bit of both worlds. I hate KoRn. Awful music imho. :P

 

 

The principle is correct though. The newer generation will never understand why you enjoy X so much because right now Y is all the craze. Like how I dont understand how people like Justin Beinbs but he will make more in a week than I will ever in a year.

 

Crazy stuff.

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The principle is correct though. The newer generation will never understand why you enjoy X so much because right now Y is all the craze. Like how I dont understand how people like Justin Beinbs but he will make more in a week than I will ever in a year.

Don't knock JB... his shit actually works (relative to all the other Lyric Pick Up videos):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMzrxzC7-V4

2:25 is a classic though...

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Btw, that girl from last week... I added her on FB. She's single but...

 

Has anyone here ever been lesbianzoned before?

 

The lesbian zone is nice because you can still take showers with them and it's not weird :thumbup:

 

I must have missed that post somewhere...

 

I got lesbianzoned once. Some of you may recall, it was something like 3 years ago. It's not really all that bad, but it does leave you with the burden of being the only one with the "problem" of attraction. Get it in your head that it's not gonna happen and move on. A lesbian is about as likely to "convert" as a straight girl would be to dating a girl. You can not get them to change teams.

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*raises hand*

 

I did. Freshman year of college (university to the rest of the world.) And I was like, well then. Moving on.

 

I'm so well-adjusted.

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Btw, that girl from last week... I added her on FB. She's single but...

 

Has anyone here ever been lesbianzoned before?

 

Sophomore year homecoming in high school lol. Got lesbianzoned after having my first kiss with this girl. woo.

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I'd actually rather be lesbianzoned than friendzoned. At least I don't have to watch them pick other dudes over me.

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Rpg I'd reread this: http://blackdragonbl...ss-and-oneitis/

 

I'm writing a big-ass post regarding points 3 and 4 for my blog, I'll share it here when I'm done. If you've got a big mission/purpose in your life, then it's really hard to get needy and unhappy because you've got bigger fish to fry, so to speak. And that's not limited to unhappiness regarding women either :D

 

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So I've had a few hangouts with the girl I was pursuing, but today I learned she's going home for the summer (which is an hour and a half drive away) which pretty much put a damper on me asking her out any time soon (frankly I'd rather be single over the summer than deal with the stresses of a long-distance relationship, as I've [more or less] been there before and it's terrible).

 

Especially since the semester is already over and final will be done next week.

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Tell her, "hey, wanna hook up right before you head back home for the summer." If she says yes, you get a hook up. If she says no, well, she's gonna be back home pretty quick so whatever.

 

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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