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What's your policy (for lack of a better word) on attending family events? I got my dumb ass invited to a girl's brother's wedding. I'd like to go just for the fun time and alcohol aspect but I don't want to send the wrong message to the girl. Girl is aware exclusivity isn't an option right now, but to make matters a little complicated, her brother is a decent friend of mine.. Girl and I have been FB's basically since summer began, she's from my hometown and we go different schools so I'm hoping that also helps her understand this isn't going anywhere after August.

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I avoid them just because that kind of sends the message that you're her [exclusive] boyfriend. Especially if she's "just" a FB and you haven't been seeing her for very long.


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Id say go and have a good time anyway though. No reason why you cant if she's totally aware your being there doesnt mean anything binding between the two of you


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I have a feeling that she already thinks of him as boyfriend material, hence the invitation

 

If that's not the case though then ya I agree w/ RPG


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Go, and spend the night hitting on other women


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Threesome?


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No sheep allowed.


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Saw this pic somewhere a few days ago, it struck a chord with me. Pretty much every personal self-development venture summed up in a simple picture:

 

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Does that cycle repeat ad infinitum?


"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Does that cycle repeat ad infinitum?

 

For separate endeavors yeah

 

 

In other news, a girl on POF has her occupation set as "future nurse." Well shit, I should just change my occupation to "future retired millionaire" since we're allowed to do that

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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.


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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.

When you find out whether she is or not, just think carefully about what you two want to do. But for now, just take a deep breath and stay rational. Something like this can very easily cloud one's judgement and thoughts.

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Does that cycle repeat ad infinitum?

 

For separate endeavors yeah

 

 

In other news, a girl on POF has her occupation set as "future nurse." Well shit, I should just change my occupation to "future retired trillionaire" since we're allowed to do that

 

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Does that cycle repeat ad infinitum?

 

For separate endeavors yeah

 

 

In other news, a girl on POF has her occupation set as "future nurse." Well shit, I should just change my occupation to "future retired trillionaire" since we're allowed to do that

 

ftfy

 

I don't think inflation will be that bad in the future.


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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.

 

Dude your life is GAME OVER if you decide to be a father at your age

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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.

 

Dude your life is GAME OVER if you decide to be a father at your age

 

Well it will be with that sort of attitude.

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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.

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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.

How long has it been since you had the sex that might have gotten her pregnant? If it was less than 72 hours ago it's not too late to prevent it with Plan B.


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Hmm... I may have gotten my 17 year old girlfriend pregnant. This could be unpleasant.

Dude your life is GAME OVER if you decide to be a father at your age

Well it will be with that sort of attitude.
It's a cultural thing. In America, unplanned pregnancy at a young age means the mother, the father, and the child are almost guaranteed to spend the rest of their lives (or at the very least, the next 18 years) in poverty.

 

Not sure if rocc0 lives in the US though, as I'm posting from my phone right now


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Yep, 18/m/USA. We're not sure when exactly she would have gotten pregnant but her period is now almost a week late and she says she is normally very regular. She's not on the pill but we always use condoms / do the water test after but apparently there is still a small probability of failure. She has been extremely stressed for the past month though so we're hoping that's what caused her to be late. Pregnancy test tomorrow I guess to find out.

 

Other problem: she's only 17 and in my state if you're under 18 abortion requires parental consent. Her parents are devout Catholics.


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You done goofed Rocco. Better be getting her on the pill soon


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I tried, but she has a (non-life-threatening) medical thing that makes it impossible.


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The stress could play a big part.


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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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