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In OT on general, and posting here once I can think of we have Randox. Along with that Hawk is around somewhere.

Not quite Canada. But definitely near the border, the UP is 'basically' Canada.

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Forget what I said about practising opening bras. Pretty much simplest thing ever.

 

My lips hurt.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

 

 

The one in your mouth or the one on your [rooster]?

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

 

 

The one in your mouth or the one on your [rooster]?

 

The [rooster]. I'd be even more amused if he tore his mouth one through sexual activities.

 

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I don't want to know or even ask. Come back when you tear your frenulum...

Please never use these words in that order to form a sentence again. I cringe in pain just thinking about it

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It sounds like this guy I know who got a Jacob's ladder. He was talking about how he tore it open during sex on more than one occasion.... I don't even know what possesses a person to do that kind of stuff.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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I'm not familiar with what a Jacobs Ladder is precisely but if it's anything like a Prince Albert - gross.

 

Some things are better left unpierced/unmodded

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It isn't like that at all, but that looks painful too...... How would you even like take a piss without getting piss all over yourself?

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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At least there aren't diagrams.

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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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I guess I pretty much am in a relationship now...

 

Who would've guessed?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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[bleep] fb official. Why should I do that? I don't need to advertise the thing that we do some stuff together. Rather, as we both live pretty hectic lifestyles it might put some extra pressure on us aswell.

 

Right now there are 2 people that I know that know of me and that girl. One is my flatmate and the other lives in UK and just happened to be my guest on NYE.

 

I wasn't certain about that relationship-thing earlier. What makes 2 people be in a relationship? In this case, we have now gone out for 2 weeks and I have done some stuff I have never done before and we both still very much want to see each other, spend the night together and chat daily. I care for her and I hope she cares of me. And I really-really like her.

 

It just... came out of the blue actually, this whole thing.

Saw her for the first time at NYE last year, when I apparently stole her hat.

Next time I saw her this end of November. Few weeks pass without seeing each other or even talking, she invites me to her birthday in the end of December. We chat twice on fb, I invite her out, next thing I know she spent the night at my place. And I spent the night two days after at her place.

And have been out a few more times now.

I imagine that would be enough...

 

Come to think of it, that hickey was not such a good idea after all...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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You're in a (monogamous) relationship when you both explicitly agree to not see other people.

 

If you choose never to bring that topic up, you're free to do whatever you want for about 3 months though. After that she'll want to know where things are going between you two.

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Id bring it up though. More honest that way

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Well keep in mind that girls usually have way more dating options than guys do, so there's a reason why guys are usually the first ones to say, "hey let's not see other people anymore"

 

In other words, it's not a big deal if you don't bring it up since she probably doesn't really care if you're dating still around too.

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Eh, for as many girls that dont care there's at least one that cares a lot

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This whole page hurts to read.

 

I don't actually understand any of what's being said on that page, and I like it that way. I know better then to google it.

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my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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This whole page hurts to read.

 

I don't actually understand any of what's being said on that page, and I like it that way. I know better then to google it.

 

I googled it. It was more of why would someone do such a thing than grossness.

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In other news, I saw a fascinating transsexual profile on POF. Their headline was "Tall + Hung / CoolAf x fine = 4me"

 

If we follow the standard order of operations (Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally), then we'll see that being hung and tall are the most important variables, becoming increasingly important the less "cool as [bleep]" and fine you are. Interestingly, though, the cooler and finer you are, the lower 4me is; whereas the taller and more hung you are, the higher 4me is.

 

I'm unsure of whether 4me means "perfect partner for me" or "4*me," meaning we should really just divide the whole equation by 4 to simplify our scores.

 

But really I'm just trying to determine how tall, hung, cool as [bleep], and fine I need to be in order to become the perfect male specimen.

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