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Even if she does, it's her fault for assuming that without him saying anything to indicate it. Unless he's leading her on, the onus is on her to be clear about what she wants and verify whether that's what he's willing to provide.

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That's what I really like about FBs... there's no romantic pressure/obligation. When we were on our walk, there was nothing romantic about it. I was having the exact same tone of conversations with her as I do when I go talk to my guy friends for a long time. Just two people talking about shit... two people who also have sex sometimes :P


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Sometimes I wish I was gay or bi to treat my male friends like FWB would make life so much simpler lol. Also I'm drunk as shit right now lol.

Just gonna quote this in case you sober up before anyone sees this, and you get the chance to change it.

 

 

:| at that. Was mad stressed out about finals at that moment, and then wasted more hours by being drunk instead of studying.

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mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

Happy now?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

Happy now?

 

Not sure if Latvian... 


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mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

Happy now?

 

Not sure if Latvian... 

 

Yes, I am not muggi but am extremely satisfied. No more will I have to go around trying to remember where Saq is from. He is now Estonian dude.

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Sometimes I wish I was gay or bi to treat my male friends like FWB would make life so much simpler lol. Also I'm drunk as shit right now lol.

Just gonna quote this in case you sober up before anyone sees this, and you get the chance to change it.

 

 

:| at that. Was mad stressed out about finals at that moment, and then wasted more hours by being drunk instead of studying.

 

Hah, i think most guys would be lying if at some point in their life they didn't say the exact same thing (or at least think it), when drunk (or perhaps not even drunk just frustrated). Luckily for you, it was said on the internet to a group of "strangers" and not in a group of guys (really "manly" guys who wouldn't let a moment in which they can prove how manly they are slip through their fingers) who have been drinking since the afternoon. Yeah... the weirdest thing from that entire experience for me was that i felt like at least 2 or 3 of them wanted to take me up on my "offer".

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I considered going gay for my best friend once. He was just so...there for me, y'know?


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

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Was he gay? Or did you just go like, "bro, I'd suck your [rooster]."


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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 

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I've done stuff with a straight friend once. We were slightly drunk and he said "oh [bleep] it, nothing wrong with being curious."

 

Was kinda awkward for me, coming from the guy who sleeps with other guys often.


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I can honestly say this though have never crossed my mind and I've never been temping to try either. I don't want to sound homophobic, but yeah. 


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Was he gay? Or did you just go like, "bro, I'd suck your [rooster]."

Nah he's straight, but kind of on the metro side. He kinda looks like JGL. We had just been hanging out like everyday for a couple months and it felt like being together as a couple almost made sense. ButI had also just come out of a really long relationship and was confusing companionship with romantic interest.

 

(Of course there's something to be said for being in love with people and not genders of people)


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Dry spell over. Wasn't amazing, but hey... Even cold pizza is good pizza


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Maybe "warm beer still gets you drunk" is more apt. I actually prefer cold pizza despite popular opinion


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PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

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So relating to the past page's conversation, I made out with a guy last night. Dude's one of my best friends and honestly it was totally fine.  Didn't get any enjoyment out of it, but it wasn't the end of the world. It was pretty tame as far as making out goes too.  There was a little bit of tongue involved though haha.

 

 

I also made out with a different friend who is not a guy and that was definitely less okay.  Significantly more enjoyable though. And maybe more serious.  I think the idea is that we're just not going to acknowledge it going forward though.

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"Just cause I make out with dudes doesn't mean I'm gay "

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Hetero-flexible at most ;)


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We all gotta place somewhere on the spectrum right?


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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The posts I made as a 15/16 year old on page 457/458 of this thread make me CRINGE hard looking back on it lmao. (I'm 21 now)

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I'm being chased by an old, gay man. Metaphorically, so far.

 

Please don't emulate his behaviour. It really doesn't help your chances.


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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You wanna know how I met your mother? I screamed vulgar and offensive things at her as she walked home from work and she immediately fell in love with me.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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HOLY SHIT, TOUCHING WORKS!


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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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